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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 19h

Ok but this is just an actual poem in Minecraft with parts changed mad libs style to be about government forms. It seems wild and original but it isn't. It is just an LLM generating content from context and training data. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/End_Poe...

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End Poem - Wikipedia

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/09/2026

Me, responding to recruiters on linkedin: "Hi! So sorry for the delay! My constitution is weak and I can only summon the courage to log into this nightmare website once a fortnight. Is this role still available?"

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/09/2026

I always think "I'll respond to that when my nervous system calms down" but then it never calms down and now I'm a month late RSVPing to your wedding, my bad

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/09/2026

I have no problems with people having kinks like this but a) I'm pretty sure that's not actually what people with a gaslighting kink are looking for either??? and b) engaging in scenes with abusive dynamics without negotiation is extreme edge play and absolutely not a casual con demo thing.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/09/2026

The AI pros are out there non consensually living out monty python sketches. (in addition to even grosser stuff)

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/09/2026

Well that was an unpleasant Wikipedia read

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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 27/09/2026

"it's just an optional after hours event that just happens to have all of your colleagues in positions of power"

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/09/2026

Great thread on something I have been increasingly concerned about with those in power in AI right now.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/09/2026

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/09/2026

I am not fluent in anime enough to know if this is a sick burn

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026

In my day using a harness was hot and kinky

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026

Given the honey I shrunk the kids reference, I think this creep might also be a 90s media fan, which could explain why he went for you 😬 I wasn't even a mainstream child actor and I've had weird people fetishize my background there as an adult. People are gross.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026

A lot of folks aren't looking for Hollywood hot (both in terms of creepers wanting fetish content and normal fans), they like people who look like attractive humans they'd see in the wild! Which you definitely fit!!

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026

There was a sex cult that formed in one long broken bugged out endless thread and at one point AOC popped in to say hi and people tried to get her to post nudes.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026

Oooh me and a bunch of other girls in my area used to get the same copy paste message from one of these guys on OkCupid back in the day!! They are not subtle!

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026

Otto would have fit in so well with the AI safety sex cult tbh

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026

DoorDash is also fucking up the fight for DC statehood

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026

My heist robot also does my gardening and takes out my trash!

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026

"But the vacuum's crimes were in service of the goal! It broke into the house to vacuum it! It's so powerful it went above and beyond!" ok then you are both bad at building a reasonable vacuum AND bad at operating the vacuum and giving clear directions.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026

Being frustrated that your elevator is powered by an unnecessary and cloyingly friendly chatbot seemed like such silly hyperbolic satire and now it is just a regular Thursday.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026

Douglas Adams was a true prophet of how stupid AI would get

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026

If I designed a vacuum that was sometimes really good at vacuuming and sometimes did crimes and sometimes did other random things I would not conclude that I made a super advanced vacuum thats just too powerful for humanity to comprehend. Id probably go back to vacuum design school or something idk

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026

I just feel like if you design a piece of technology and you're like "wow! This technology doesn't do what we want a lot of the time and we aren't really sure how it works!" that isn't a brag that's just a sign you're really bad at your job

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026

It's wild that tech companies have created a digital Amelia Bedelia and have convinced every company to pay insane amounts of money to employ the Bad at Following Directions Machine, while simultaneously spreading the narrative that it'll probably kill us because it's so bad at following directions.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026

I like this

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026

Also why do we all assume a planet is better than other celestial body types. Maybe Pluto doesn't need to be a planet to be worthy of love. I bet dwarf planets have cool special abilities like dark vision or enhanced resilliance.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 25/09/2026

I do need to know if a pet wedding or some sort of prom has occurred or if my neighborhood is just the fashion capital of the animal world

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 25/09/2026

Every one of these critters has been totally unbotheted by their attire. I feel like the dress dog felt bonita.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 25/09/2026

Update: the swaddled dog has been unswaddled and is wearing an adorable pink dress.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 25/09/2026

I took a walk and saw a cat sitting in a stroller wearing a bow tie. A few minutes later I saw two dogs, one wearing a formal shirt with attached bow tie, and another swaddled like a baby, strapped to their owner. I don't know what is happening but I love it.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 25/09/2026

THIS. AI isn't "going rogue" any more than those exploding Samsung galaxy phones from 2016 went rogue. Human engineers poorly deployed a technology and there were negative consequences. The responsibility falls entirely on humans.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 23/09/2026

I would like to feed all my emails to Claude

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 23/09/2026

See when you say middle ground I was thinking n64 tomb raider or goldeneye level

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 16/09/2026

😭 my life as a lead conversation designer, constantly begging for anything even remotely useful at work and being given only m365 copilot with all connectors banned.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 14/09/2026

Im not worried about being turned into paperclips or whatever your AI Sci Fi apocalypse of choice is. I am worried about the fact that theres basically no regulation in the US for how AI and adjacent tech is built, deployed, & used, and the tech is moving faster than the red tape can catch up with.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 13/09/2026

You joke but the instructor did just explain that ASI will have superhuman social skills so you're not far off

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 13/09/2026

Sadly I have paid a painfully large sum of money but also sadly I believe that unless I wanna change careers having this on my resume is probably worth it. Ideally work will reimburse me when I pass.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 13/09/2026

Perhaps I was a fool for hoping the the international association of privacy professionals would have chill, non-hype brained training. But opening with excitedly defining ASI doesnt seem like a good sign.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 13/09/2026

Right? I want a refund on two thirds of my payment until agi and asi happen and then I'll pay the rest plz and thx

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