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@panic.gay
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Irl: Edutainment & sketch comedy. Here: Shitposts. 18+ There's a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 2h
PUPPET TIME!!!!
Puppet up stage
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/09/2026
I've been side eyeing this for weeks. The fliers are very graphic design. I believe the venue canceled the fun local queer events normally scheduled in favor of 🤑 💸 💰 💲 💲
RSVP ON partiful 

Saturday

Sept 26

COME AND TAKE IT

Data After Dark: A

Pro-Data Center Party

joinyoungvoices POWERING UP: We've secured the first-ever FULL BUYOUT of PubKey DC.

Three bars. A hidden speakeasy. DJs + dance floor. VIPs.

Free merch. Big sponsors. And 300+ of DC's most unapologetically pro-innovation people under one roof.

equires compute. The party requires power.

Much more to come.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 17/09/2026
Awkward birthday outfit selfie!
Me in a cute outfit
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 08/09/2026
Such tranquil wallpaper at this hotel. Trees, birds, monkeys, and a beautiful blue sky before a badkdrop of flaming mcmansions.
Exactly what I described in the post
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 07/09/2026
Awww man the nostalgia This is the kind of dragon con programming that turned me into a person who now makes dragon con programming.
Paul and Storm on Gonzoroo music show
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 07/09/2026
Who, me? No, I'm just a worm.
Me in a labyrinth worm inspired outfit Another selfie, now with more worm shirt.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 04/09/2026
I got to meet Zeb Cook (if you don't know him, look up his credits, they are many!!). Such a cool, kind guy.
Zeb and iThe dragon con TV late show crew interview zeb
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 03/09/2026
Hairs cut. Burger time.
But teeth with some sort of a shag idk.

But there's a secret undercut on one side!!!!!
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 02/09/2026
I have arrived at dragon con
A silly flier on a light pole offering the stardew farm for sale
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 02/09/2026
Journeying to Atlanta in my traveling clothes
Butt teeth in racoon overalls and a shjrt that says crying my best with a crying racoon
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 02/09/2026
My partner made pasta sunflowers 🌻
A sunflower made of hand made pasta, with turmeric and beetroot powder for coloring
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 30/08/2026
Okay I finally tried this game. You mean to tell me not a single one of you nerds guessed vaiginas? What kind of mature freaks are you?


Day 102

player-3821's Outlier

YOUR FINAL SCORE 804

Captured 80% of today's Outlier


Rarest find: KLEPTOMANIACS worth 89 points

Only 39 players have ever found it in all of outlier. 

4 finds today no one else found

GATEAU

ASUNDER

VAGINAS

VALENCE
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 30/08/2026
I haven't made a fancy graphic yet this year but here's my dragon con schedule! I'll be sharing lewd facts Fri night, hosting Nerd Nite on Sat, hosting Science vs Movies on Sun, and asking smart people about Ritalin and coffee on the day we most need them. Also hosting The Late Show Fri and Sat!


The D&D Monsterotica Manual @ Friday, Sep 4 10:00 PM Speaker

Nerd Nite: DragonCon! @ Saturday, Sep 5 10:00 PM Moderator

Science vs. Movies! XII @ Sunday, Sep 6 10:00 PM Moderator

Wake Up! Science of Stimulants @ Monday, Sep 7 1:00 PM Moderator
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 30/08/2026
KimPossible Burger
Butt teeth in Kim possible cos play with a burger hat with an unusually serious expression that is definitely me trying to look badass and not just my depression leaking through
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 23/08/2026
Absolute nightmares here but I really appreciate @laminda.bsky.social slipping this blessed knowledge in along with the cursed
Land isopods are found around the world and have hundreds of common names.

They are most often called pill bugs, sow bugs, roly-poly bugs or wood lice. In the U.K., their regional nicknames are especially diverse and include chucky pig, monkey pea, cheese log, daddy granfer and granny grunter.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 23/08/2026
Is there a name for being ratioed not because your post was bad but because your post contained information too horrible to not comment on? Also if you'd like more horrible information, one of the author's partners is an orgy organizer for this www.slutcon.com
(cw) The People of slut con, including Greta the therapist and orgy organizer. Also featuring Aella, famous for such hits as "I only showered 37 times last year and smell fine" and "we should flood the market with AI generated CSAM so real CSAM is less valuable and reduces child abuse"Clip from Greta's website: 

I have three cherished partners. In order of acquisition:

Eliezer Yudkowsky. We met at Duncan's

wedding to Eliezer's ex-spouse, and we are definitely not married. We go to a lot of escape rooms. Our two most popular joint projects so far have been prodigal sorceress and HPMOR: the (Probably) Untold Lore.

Shoshannah Tekofsky, whom I met because

we were both dating Eliezer. Shoshannah is usually trying twenty crazy things at once to find one that works, and I'm glad to be one that worked. We run a discord server together.

John Wentworth, who got my attention by

radiating Dark Lord energy while actually trying to save the world. He's ruthlessly excellent.

All of my partners are (1) picky and (2) open to new liaisons with the right people, and I love to make that happen for them. Please inquire if you'd like to audition for a spot on their dance cards.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 22/08/2026
every time my air purifier does its job it texts me a press release announcing its accomplishment and honestly i may start using this approach
Vital 200S Series

Through the hard work of Vital 200S Series, the air quality has changed from bad to good, and the Auto Mode has been automatically adjusted to low.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 21/08/2026
Important update: Look at this guy
An angry fish tiki mugThis fish dish is grompy
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 19/08/2026
I love this piece but it has been forever associated in my mind with this meme Which I would also hang in my house honestly
Nobody: (says nothing)
Me, for the 7th time today: painting of a woman sleeping peacefully. Draped across her is a hitatchi magic wand.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 19/08/2026
I have impractical taste. So many of mine are physically impossible for me to own. I do actually own the dvd of this, but the actual installation of this where all the manifestos are overlapping and aligning in one immersive experience I would visit every day. hirshhorn.si.edu/exhibitions/...
Photo of the Hirshhorn Museum exhibition of Manifesto, in which various screens are set up around each showing Cate Blanchett in a different role with a different setting, reading a famous manifesto from history.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 18/08/2026
I've been super overwhelmed lately which means I've returned to soothing my panic with poor attempts at pixel art
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 16/08/2026
Side note but it turns out apparently parts of my hair will do full on ringlets if I use the right shampoo and hair wash techniques??
Butt teeth with a ringlet side bang. Also shark necklace, octopus overalls, heart shirt, and little octopus hair clips.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 16/08/2026
Channeling @cpsc.gov tonight with Brandon Ingram's fire safety talk at Nerd Nite DC
Your gas stove wants to kill you You smoke detector is annoying but he's doing it because he loves youAnd he won't last forever so cherish the time you have together (all smoke detectors go to heaven poster)
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 16/08/2026
Getting spicy at nerd nite tonight
Brandon Ingram answering the questions no one asked
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 16/08/2026
I love this show
Abby McClain woos the audience with pee storiesPee! Hitting me in the head. Tinkle. It does not smell good. And more!
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 16/08/2026
I love nerd nite because I learn that extremely badass fields like evolutionary thanatology.
Abby McClain, comparative thanatologist. On stage before nerds Slide: the meaning of life and death is friendship. Why I got peed on so you could learn about griefOver a hundred nerds feral to hear about revolutionary thanatology
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 06/08/2026
In case you're curious about the creative work of the man who in his elder years invested millions and millions of dollars in a theme park because God kept texting him. It was apparently her first film role. www.imdb.com/title/tt0109...
Gypsy angels. Vanna White is a stripper who falls for a stunt pilot who develops amnesia after a crash. 

3.9 out of 10 stars. 

Stars Gene Bicknell and Vanna White
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 02/08/2026
I think of this meme often
Four panel meme. A hand points at a spot in the sand, labeled "the jokes I make". A shovel appears, labeled "my therapist". The therapist digs at the sand, unearthing the cause of the spot: a large crab labeled "massive amounts of childhood trauma"
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/07/2026
Obsessed with my local farmers market tbh
Waffles with caramelized plantain puree, red bean puree, candied cocoa nibs, begonia flowers, and Guatemalan black honey The chef assembling my fancy as fuck waffles
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/07/2026
I asked tommy what his favorite shark species was and he pled the fifth and then called me pretty a bunch of times so I choose to interpret this interaction to mean that I am tommy wiseau's favorite shark.
Butt teeth in a whale shark shirt beside Tommy Wiseau and my partner
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/07/2026
I had another experience. What a film. I'm not sure I fully understand what I just saw but that's okay because I am not sure anyone involved in the movie fully understood either. Nonetheless the audience broke into impromptu sing along twice and cheered many more times.
Big shark

Directed by Tommy wiseau
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/07/2026
I'm about to have an experience
The pre show screen for the room, tommy wisseau
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 25/07/2026
I cooked for once!!
My attempt at Gallo pinto and fried plantains with a dried egg and chorizo
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 20/07/2026
Pardon the thirst trap but can we talk about how cool this zebra shark swimsuit is
Swimsuit covered in zebra sharks
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 11/07/2026
Important message from the people of NYC
Grafiti: Yoga is NOT OF GOD puppy or otherwise

Jesus
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 11/07/2026
Tourism!!
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 11/07/2026
Hell yeah
Mommy's little meatball shirt, signed
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 11/07/2026
It was great when it all began! (And then it continued to be great the whole way through!!)
Selfie of me in my rocky horror outfitPortion of the studio 54 stage, with a chorus of mannequin puppets in the balcony with the bandAT THIS PERFORMANCE Friday, July 10, 2026-8:30PM

Narrator - Rachel Dratch

Brad - Andrew Durand

Frank-N-Furter - Luke Evans

Riff Raff - Andres Quintero

Eddie/Dr. Scott - Harvey Guillén

Janet- Stephanie Hsu

Columbia - Larkin Reilly

Rocky - Josh Rivera

Magenta - Sherie Rene Scott

Phantoms:

Boy Radio,

Tassy Kirbas,

Caleb Quezon.

Paul Soileau
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 11/07/2026
Does anyone know if this pen works for having people sign shirts
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 10/07/2026
Is it weird if I ask the cast of Rocky Horror on broadway to sign my new shirt
Shitty tourist shirt that says mommy's little meatball new york
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 05/07/2026
Garb wedding! Garb wedding! Garb wedding!
Butt teeth in blue leather outfitButt teeth's cute ass boyfriend in baby's first garb Two be-garbed adorable humans getting married
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 05/07/2026
Weird bird
Spooky spooky spy plane
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/06/2026
I love this art form
From I'm In Love With the Villainess. 

"Am I correct in assuming you're what they call "gay"?"
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/06/2026
Truly. Like what the fuck is this guy doing I can't tell you how often we were like "is he stuck?? Do we save him??" but I think he just liked the bubbles
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/06/2026
Tonight I'm having gay cheese curated by my favorite cheese monger, Cheese Monster. www.cheesemonsterdc.com
MT TAM by COWGIRL CREAMERY in PETALUMA, CA


FIG AND HONEY FROMAGE FRAIS by nettle meadow farm

 CABRA LA MANCHA PASTEURIZED GOAT by MAKER: FIREFLY FARM
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/06/2026
I think time has come for Rambo my ramshorn snail to (very slowly) cross the rainbow bridge Here he is back in his glory days. What a wild and crazy guy.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 25/06/2026
"sperm drinking" is a science term, of course
Sperm drinking by female catfishes: a novel mode of insemination

Masanori Kohda, Masayo Tanimura, Miyako Kikue-Nakamura & Satoshi Yamagishi Laboratory of Animal Sociology, Department of Biology, Faculty of Science, Osaka City University, Osaka 558,

Japan

Received 30.6.1994

Accepted 20.7.1994

Key words: Reproductive behaviour, Corydoras aeneus, T-position, Egg fertilization, Ventral pouch, Callich- thyidae, New mode of sperm delivery
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 21/06/2026
What the fuck bluesky I attached a video!
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 20/06/2026
Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay Nerds nerds nerds nerds nerds TONIGHT!!!!! @dc9club.bsky.social
When the pride parade ends... Nerd nite dc begins! Tonight at 6:30! And yes you can get tix at the door. Nerd Nite DC presents very saucy lectures about...

Lilies, Lesbians, and Longing: Yuri Through the Years and How Even an Empty Bench Can Be Queer by Ren Eissance

Why True Crime Media Is So Femme by de la rez

Be Gay, Do Crime, Become Emperor. How a Hot Stableboy Saltburned the Roman Empire by Sante

Saturday, June 20 DC9 Nightclub Doors @ 6, Show @ 6:30

for tix & info visit

bit.ly/junenerd26
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 20/06/2026
Happy Pride, y'all. 🩷💜🩵
Butt teeth with bisexual eyeshadow, a rainbow my little pony shirt, some vaguely bisexual-vibes necklaces, and her chaotic emotional support boyfriend.
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