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Tottenham and Bad Takes (Possibly at the same time!)

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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 47m
The Tren Commandments
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 7h
I was shown child's play when it came out on video and I probably would have lived a much different life tbh.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 23h
Alas
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 23h
Bills defence is absolute horses
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is holding not a penalty anymore?
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 04/10/2026
These people have never accidentally responded to "may the force be with you" with "and also with you" entirely out of reflex and it shows
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pardon me, coming through.
Skeleton with a glass of wine on his/her head
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The GOAT/Real KD
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Action Bronson
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That'll teach him
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 02/10/2026
ANNA WINTOUR AT PARIS FASHION WEEK: My thing is, even though Iraola has shifted Wirtz to his preferred left halfspace, his game model lacks the central third-man combination play that unlocked space for him between the lines at Leverkusen HUGO EKITIKE, WHO JUST WANTED TO DRESS UP LIKE A JEDI: Oui
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Prosecutor: You smoke good, correct? Me: yes. P: atomic? Me: No -- Reggie. Nothing above mids. P: Can you explain this tweet then from September 5th: "I am absolutely gone off that loud"? M: I consider mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that nuclear shit. P: I see.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you merge the dune popcorn buckets you get a Tim Chalamet in 9 months
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spent 7 years working for the bare minimum in environmental policies and a matter of months destroying it all.
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On this day in 1986, Canadian author Robert Munsch released his book Love You Forever. It is a book that originated from tragedy but from that tragedy came something wonderful and beloved around the world. This is the story of one of Canada's most acclaimed books. 🧵1/10
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was supposed to be a vacation but I missed my flight ok?
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You're doing great my sweet Rose/Weiner dog Hybrid.
Dr. Moreau
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Juventus was sent down and the Italian league didn't collapse. Give your head a shake losers.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's not to late to sack this guy too
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The best part of baseball is that after 162 games there's a best of 3 playoff.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh hockey on Amazon Prime? Ratings are probably through the roof.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Didn't know Portuguese babies could get this big.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not saying it would happen, but....
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heavy Dew and the Boyz
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stick drift in create your own character looking ass
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hockey!
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Manchester City's punishment should be to pay the rest of my mortgage.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a result, Portsmouth is relegated to the Willoughby 11th Division South.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bills undefeated season incoming.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got a new cotton blanket to replace the old one and the comfy just hits different in the fall.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP Mighty Sparrow
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Autumn Bear Michelle Beauregard c.2025
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning.
A sign on the inside of a bus that says “Your shuttle bus driver is Hung”.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alley-oop
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baseball!
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never in doubt
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tom Brady on comms. Seems unnecessary
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Legend
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The pods talking about Tottenham
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now just another 6 or 7 years for the punishment phase
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I forgot where I read it, but there was a term "Panda Diplomacy" to refer to how China uses them as political pawns in their international politicking.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Banks should give you a free mortgage payment on your birthday.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't mind it, but a lot of our sports have this so it didn't seem like an issue except for the odd case, in which it was not great.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please sir, my wets
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On this day in 1948, Phil Hartman was born in Brantford, Ontario. A comedy legend for his time on Saturday Night Live, The Simpsons and NewsRadio, he was beloved by fans. He has a star on Canada's Walk of Fame and won an Emmy for his work on SNL. 📸 NBC
A person in a plaid suit jacket and patterned tie holding a vintage red and silver microphone, standing against a dark background.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New pfp for the holidays
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
America really trying to inflict pain on their neighbours to the north
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More like Boo Jays
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
passy boy come back home.
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Panda Porro (Spooky intensifies) @pandastalteri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I missed this 😭
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