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Your Pal CJ

@pandafresh.bsky.social
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just a guy, just a little guy @pandafresh on twitter

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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 2h
this is bad but also like, what can you expect when you serve the devils army y'know
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 18h
tv told me not to worry about it
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 19h
is it like nearly expired or something?
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 19h
oh man, i hope these guys dont skip out on work!
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 05/10/2026
The usual suspects aren't panicking about the bond market gods the way they do when someone proposes spending a million bucks to feed children
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
imagine the zucchini bread you could make with that
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they still haven't invented a breakfast hotdog
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that sweaters kinda cool if its real and not ai
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he apparently is also genuinely very stinky, like in person, bad stench.
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bart sold his soul to Milhouse for $5 in 1996, so adjusting for inflation, that's $10.85 today.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this seems very bad.
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you're telling me a shrimp retains an attorney?
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im gunna print up some invitations. What dishes do ppl think would go with a Tracey roast
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
never really had an interest in the GoW games but im kinda interested in this one. it may in fact be the cube.
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
like, zoinks!
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
she deserves better than someone named Tucker.
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
listen, i'm pretty sure you deserve it
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we should do a citizens arrest on him
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mans never seen a dog he didnt wanna shoot
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"we saw you from across the bar and liked your vi--" *black goo, cockroaches, and snakes emerge from their mouths*
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Anodyne @anodynesix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"How many of us have to die before the world sees us as human beings with rights and dignity?"
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
maybe this would fix me, whos to know
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
its a good thing no merger of two large media corporations rely on oracle
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
liberal accelerationism, what a time to be alive
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
May it be the first step on the path to tribunals
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh brother this guy STINKS! a conservative with slightly better presentation is still just a conservative
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you can chose to not use the feature though
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i'm glad we let very stupid people be very well armed in this country. its great, cant think of any downsides.
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thats egg-tortion.
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pop Tarts better
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
and could described her as a self obsessed moron
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
RIP but the hat estate sale gunna be loco
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i love homies
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i know how
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Opinion | Submerge All WSJ Writers Into a Dunk Tank Filled With Old Mayonnaise
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
guess there arent any US stadium owners with ties to Russia lol
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"ermm, you cant judge me because i actually do care about The Issues™, i just do so privately, away from everyone's view, as to not effect the millions of dollars i earn. i support all sides" WEASEL!!!
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sumo is pretty cool and more people should get into it.
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
cover wise, both whip ass. i still dont understand TTRPGs though
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they taste really good if you season them up a bit and pop em in the air fryer
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Okay. Ready for a proper... Theory: The 'Western AI Slowdown' serves many purposes. But an undervalued one is that it allows the United States to try and stake "Safety" as their #1 Priority at the exact moment China is objectively pulling ahead of us Now every Chinese 'breakthrough' is 'dangerous'
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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So how do you pressure a bad candidate to change their ways without threatening to withhold your vote? Because in all these voter scolding posts, I haven’t seen one person give a viable alternative when a candidate is denying your existence.
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
look at this 30 year old towel
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
zohran mamdani must apologize for this statement.
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
beautiful work
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
most likely some streamer(s) hyped it up for their chud audience and it became a hit, thats generally how these things go
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
for sale, kirk ape, never used: $100,000
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Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"from the bottom of my neck" would've been S-Tier, but this is still peak.
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