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Juris Doctor Doom

@pancakepaladin.bsky.social
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Attorney at Wizards of the Coast, disclosing only because I have to. This is a personal account and all opinions are personal and my own and hopefully at least kind of funny. I hope you like deadlifts and dogs and unapologetically hate fascism.

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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 10h
I read a history of Elizabeth Bathory and I was shocked — shocked, I say — to find out that she was basically a propertied widow with strong standing in the community who was targeted by a fail-son and a dipshit priest. No way. No way!!!!
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 10h
It’s remarkable to see Republicans like Vance consistently insist that any American should be grateful to the federal government. The utter inversion of who grants whom power is the sort of statement that should make every American spitting mad.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 11h
@katelynburns.com There we go. www.burnsnotice.com
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Burns Notice
Trans rights, politics internet culture, gaming, and the occasional sports thing. A newsletter by independent journalist Katelyn Burns.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 11h
or whatever else presented any risk whatsoever to the health, safer or welfare of kids. Legislation like this exists purely as a balm for made-up adult anxieties.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 11h
There are people out there writing about gender identity and what not (Katelyn Burns comes to mind though for some reason I can’t tag her). But I want to focus on a lesser topic: the adultification of this whole thing. There is no world where school plays or youth YMCA co-ed leagues
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 11h
Truly the dumbest moral panic: abcnews.com/amp/GMA/Livi...
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Texas school district cancels 'Little Shop of Horrors,' citing concerns over state law
A Texas school district canceled a high school production of “Little Shop of Horrors,” citing concerns over state law after a female student was cast in a male lead role.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 19h
I can’t wait to turn 40 next month. I finally get my witch’s broom; gas prices are killing me.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Uh oh, we’re getting into “Maybe I WILL finish Malazan” territory.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I would draw a line between a game that is violent as part of a story or creative work versus like, a torture simulator. I don’t own a platform, but if I did, I’d have a high tolerance for transgressive art and very low tolerance for almost pornographic or prurient kinds of violence.
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Trust me: whatever you’re doing right now is less important than watching this candidate interview. No spoilers, just trust:
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Also I’m hungry. Hunger makes me miss Japan.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
…wrong answers only?
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why the fuck are we here?
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Fall makes me miss Japan.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
wrote about hegseth's plans for a livestreamed execution and how fascist spectacles of violence are both a tactic to build support and a goal in themselves. www.publicnotice.co/p/the-fascis...
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The fascist spectacle of streamed executions
It’s a sign of a deeply sick society.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You really have to wonder what would happen to the NYT without epees.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Does Ben … have hair?
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I remember being at a CLE and talking to a lawyer about the obvious BG3 romances. We said “Karlach” and “Astarion” at the same time.🤷‍♀️
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s not a good sign for my stress levels when I’m thinking of getting more tattoos and dogs.
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Joohn Choe @joohnchoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ukrainian drone strikes on Yandex data centers in Russia did not cut “Russian bots” on social media by 50%. That fast-spreading rumor is misinformation. It’s based on a misleading, misread chart. A traceable series of high-profile accounts spread it, some with financial motivations to push junk.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
tax vehicle that wouldn’t have existed for that direct tie. I don’t know if this is material or impactful but it does follow this dystopic trend toward moving away from taxing higher incomes into hoping they are incentivized enough to give very targeted donations.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think it adds to the tax planning quiver because it’s just another vehicle (which is good for tax planning) and it does give a whiff of bribery only insofar as it takes something that can only be done by a small cohort of people, fuels a personally named government initiative, but converts to a
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know this isn’t measured because our shareholders don’t care and it’s also quite hard. I do not think that means the contributor is negligible, merely neglected. It’s too bad, because I am pretty good at my job and think being multiplier for business should be rewarded. Alas.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
achieve a goal or craft work product has expanded immensely. Second, the studies treat every workflow like a widget factory. Sorry, but I’m legal, and I know I don’t put points on the board, but I maximize the points scored and the our defense against competitors scoring points.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don’t find those studies probative, tbh. First it accepts wholesale the (omg putting my squishy hat on) capitalist framing that productivity is wholly a function of efficiency. I am doing more productive work but I can’t say it has made all work go faster so much as the aperture of how I can
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The reason why we didn’t call people Nazis is because it was hyperbole and we viewed it as not constructive and gauche. When people staff literal Nazis — some of whom genuinely adopt the moniker — we should be calling it what it is instead of worrying about whether we used the right fork for salad.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
or adopt some kind of classical “canon” but if the outcome of AI is, oh no, kids have quiet time to read and compute in class then discuss as a group…like, that sounds kind of great? And tests in person? Maybe we rely too much on dumb shit like homework?
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@emilypeck.bsky.social @espiers.bsky.social @emilypeck.bsky.social The thing I don’t quite understand around the handwringing re: education is — would it be so bad if most of the learning had to be done in classrooms away from computers? Like, I am not saying we need to go full Aristotelian here
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I knew this wouldn’t age well.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#wotcstaff and so on
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
i don't want a unifying Dem who promises to return to good government. i want an angel of death who promises the government the reconstruction amendments promise.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“No brainer” is the most honest answer Pete Hegseth has ever given.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
y'all know I hate originalism in all contexts 👇🏾 but originalism in the Eighth Amendment context is particularly ab-surd, not to mention directly at odds with the anti-originalist legal standard embodied in longstanding precedent bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
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The Originalism Trap: How Extremists Stole the Constitution and How We the People Can Take It Back
A rallying cry for a more just approach to the law that bolsters social justice movements by throwing out originalism—the theory that judges should interpret the Constitution exactly as conservatives ...
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuckin’ ghoulish.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t like it either, but Carrie’s (2026) mom is like, kinda sympathetic in these first two episodes.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Open to pushback but the business model of Free Press, Megyn Kelly etc is the kind of earned marketing they get from being outrageous. Every time you think about retweeting and dunking, put a $1 in the jar instead and buy yourself something nice — like a gallon of gas or a doctor’s appointment.
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Omar Wasow @owasow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“The insurance industry ranked American fraternities as the sixth-worst insurance risk in the country—just ahead of toxic-waste-removal companies.” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
theatlantic.com
The Dark Power of Fraternities
A yearlong investigation of Greek houses reveals their endemic, lurid, and sometimes tragic problems—and a sophisticated system for shifting the blame.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for coming forward. We need more voices from inside the uniform standing shoulder-to-shoulder with us to reject this extremism, protect our democratic norms, and demand accountability.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is it woke to be horrified by what happened at Cornell--and by the "boys will be boys" excuse-making of so many then and now? If so, perhaps we should all be a little more woke?
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think it’s important to explore these comments and the political dimensions of male supremacy because the GOP is clearly becoming *more* hospitable to these views as it becomes more authoritarian. There is a generation of young men coming up in this. www.liberalcurrents.com/the-illusion...
You might ask why it's worth dredging up all these bilious comments. But these are coming from major media figures on the American right. Moreover, Hanania has, as I noted in a recent column, ingratiated himself with mainstream media outlets and even writes regularly at the Boston Globe. As fraternity members at one of America's major elite universities, the young men in question are well-positioned to become leaders in their chosen fields and even elected officials. The networked effects of both Ivy degrees and fraternity membership can be considerable.
Consider the Young Republicans group chat messages that leaked last year, featuring dehumanizing jokes about rape and homosexuality. In those messages, exposed by Politico, they glorified mass rape as a tool of conquest:
"The Spanish came to America and had sex with every single woman."
"Sex is gay"
"Sex? It was rape."
"Epic"This was a chat for Young Republicans, the future of their party. And it reflects dynamics we see across American society, and especially online and on the right, of young men being drawn to a culture of male supremacy and rape enthusiasm. As I wrote then, "In the context of sex, [male supremacy] comes down to a wholesale rejection of sex as a consensual act for the enjoyment of both parties."

As I noted here at Liberal Currents last year, rape is integral to authoritarian politics. Mussolini was a rapist. Francisco Franco imposed a hardline Catholic dictatorship in Spain in which women were expected to serve the nation by serving their husbands. Lavrentiy Beria, head of the Soviet NKVD during World War Two, leveraged his position to engage in serial rape on a prolific scale. As Ruth Ben-Ghiat observed in her book, Strongmen, "The strongman would be nothing without bodies to control." And authoritarianism offers up these bodies to its most dedicated foot soldiers, a point on which Beria serves as a good reminder.Yes, in this case, we are talking about the control of women's bodies. But that doesn't mean the male form doesn't enter into it. In fact, it's the male body that retains its specialness. This fixation moves, sometimes rapidly, from obsession to revulsion. We see that in the language of incels like Nick Fuentes, who has proclaimed that
"dating women is gay, having sex with women is gay. And having sex with men is gay." And we see that preoccupation in Walsh as well. When one commenter asked if the Cornell fraternity brothers should be considered "whores," Walsh replied, "Yes, and gay. But they aren't rapists. That's the point here."
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is there a more terrifying Lady Macbeth than Asaji?
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno... #WOTCstaff
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Join us for October's Wizards of the Coast x Trans Lifeline Fundraising Stream
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WIRED @wired.com · 06/10/2026
Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed is leaning into one of the major complaints about surveillance from voters this election cycle.
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‘Mike Rogers Is Watching You’: New Ad Blitz From Abdul El-Sayed Attacks Surveillance Support
Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed is leaning into one of the major complaints about surveillance from voters this election cycle.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was raped at a frat party. It’s a shockingly common experience and preventative interventions in college are way too late.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video when he turns into the werewolf.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I got really annoyed that so many stories about the "Cornell 7" case don't link to the underlying court documents. So I compiled the key filings from Jane Doe's civil suit and from a separate suit brought by one of the accused. Read them here: annabower.substack.com/p/read-the-c...
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Read the “Cornell 7” Documents
I compiled key court filings from Jane Doe’s civil suit and a separate suit brought by one of the accused. Read them on Slip Opinion.
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Juris Doctor Doom @pancakepaladin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Time for the monthly culling of unwanted text messages because I’m a dipshit who donates money to candidates. Thanks, guys. You’re the best; keep up the stellar work as always.
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