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julia 🦆

@paluch.dev
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software engineer and garden salsa sunchip enjoyer. i leave no bird unwatched

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Тsфdiиg @tsoding.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Polish is a very expressive language
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Person: say, i am alive.

Computer: I am alive.

Person: oh my god.
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 28/01/2026
some of the most beautiful keycaps i have ever seen also have the ugliest fonts i have ever seen. and that's what makes this world go round
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 19/01/2026
A pet cow named Veronika can scratch her back with a broom, the first scientifically documented case of tool use in cows. “Perhaps the absurd thing was not the absurdity of a cow using tools," one researcher said, "but the absurdity of us never thinking that a cow might be intelligent.”
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Cows Use Tools, Too, New Study Finds
A pet cow named Veronika can scratch her own back with a broom — the first scientifically documented case of tool use in cows, researchers say.
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 16/01/2026
me when i accidentally try to use vim bindings in overleaf as i write my lab writeup in latex
akshually meme of cat with glasses and finger pointing up
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 19/12/2025
What’s really amazing about vibe-coding is how people are replacing programming languages which are strictly deterministic with human speech which is highly ambiguous and expect programming to be faster and better.
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 12/12/2025
girl who has only played portal, playing supermarket simulator: getting a lot of portal vibes from this...
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 04/12/2025
i am BEGGING people to stop putting the shell prompt in the markdown code block that you want me to copy
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 13/11/2025
this is so me
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 02/11/2025
not beating the dumb blonde allegations at the best buy after asking for the 258 gb pixel
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 22/10/2025
unfortunately having a week where my vc funded millennial slop bowls are the only thing keeping me alive
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 06/09/2025
smh we got ai girlfriend before being able to send smells over the internet
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 30/08/2025
spotted in howth, ireland. should i ask them about parquet
me standing in front of a pizza place called Apache Pizza
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 21/08/2025
omg it's the first day of deceptive fall in dc
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 19/08/2025
second day of grad school and learning that instruction pipelining is basically factorio
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 11/08/2025
why does benson boone SCREAM like that. god it pisses me off
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__loam ✌️ @loam-d.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
All robots must shut the hell up meme

All Robot & Computers
Must Shut The Hell Up
To All Machines: You Do Not Speak
Unless Spoken To
→ And I Will Never Speak To You +
I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
It's called [moving hands around] Stagflation. Ok? When I heard that I said wow, what a word. You have stag and flation and they're coming together like you've never seen. But we'll be eating beautiful toothpaste sandwiches and our teeth will be stronger than perhaps ever before
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 01/08/2025
the reason async arguments don't work is because you can't mutter "oh brother here we go again" in the middle of someone's argument. you have no choice but to let them finish their thought unopposed. in real life that can weaken your opponent immeasurably
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Тsфdiиg @tsoding.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
"If our ancestors had the Rust attitude humanity would've gone extinct millennia ago."
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 29/07/2025
the devil works hard but his advocates work harder
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
if you don't get on board with AI you're going to be left behind when everyone else kills themselves because the new chatGPT release started including Kill Yourself as a step in all recipes and instructions
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 27/07/2025
people who don't set timers for their laundry are menaces to society
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 24/07/2025
ok so it turns out that the strategy for finally learning vim motions is to take a three and a half hour flight w no wifi
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 21/07/2025
why i am seeing so many waymos with drivers in them. what's the point
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 15/07/2025
i wish notion had infinite heading levels. seriously what am i supposed to do with only h1, h2, and h3
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 14/07/2025
idk if this is a hot take but i think that it's cheating when they use properties of the google maps car in geoguessr. like stop zooming in on that antenna bro look at THOSE TREES
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 09/07/2025
i really do not like the smiths generally but a rush and a push to the land makes me feel like I’m a little puppet in a vaudeville. in a good way
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 09/07/2025
i saw f1 today and it was both the worst and best movie I've ever seen
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 04/07/2025
i have to confess that i thought fiddlehead ferns were a made-up stardew valley plant. when i saw one for real i nearly lost my mind
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 02/07/2025
i can't stop looking at this tomato i just plucked from our tomato plant. she's beautiful
a perfect little tomato in the sunlight a perfect little tomato sitting in my hand
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Le sniff. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a shorthaired tabby cat outside on a lawn edged by flower bushes, walking up to a big flower and giving it a little sniff.
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 01/07/2025
every book about silicon valley be like so there i was walking to the coffee shop with my six hundred dollar iphone in hand and a homeless guy just shits on the ground right in front of me. this says a lot about society
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 28/06/2025
playing with my slinky on the zoom meeting
people watching elon balancing forks at a dinner
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 20/06/2025
we literally just built him a huge cat tree
cat sitting in Amazon box
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 17/06/2025
me watching the local mourning doves collecting material for their nests
comic with a guy wearing a shirt that says "sickos" looking out the window saying "yes... ha ha ha... YES"
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James Crane @jamescrane.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
making fun of me for carrying around a big bag of sour gummy worms with me at the gathering? enjoy it while it lasts. halfway through your third drink you will come crawling back like the dog you are
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 14/06/2025
too much discourse on whether LLMs can reason not enough discourse on whether we should've taught sand to think in the first place
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 14/06/2025
that's showbiz baby
jacob planning his own surprise birthday party
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 14/06/2025
can we all stop collectively pretending that beer tastes good? just stop with the charade. i know you're lying
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 13/06/2025
he loves to read
a cat standing politely next to a pile of books
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Jacob Latonis @jacoblatonis.me · 25/05/2025
eating things you've never heard of in places you can't pronounce
a container with gummy candy sushi, sashimi, and other various gummy candy pieces
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 24/05/2025
this is so good i hope they release all the chat logs
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 20/05/2025
what if we made our meshtastic nodes kiss 🥺👉👈
two meshtastic nodes with their antennas touching
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 20/05/2025
having a dentist appointment at 2:30 is so camp
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Jacob Latonis @jacoblatonis.me · 13/05/2025
how your email finds me
a large brown and black tabby cat sitting in a box comfortably
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 18/05/2025
interesting. i didn't consider that using AI tools for dev work could indirectly help u adopt better habits. i guess it's like how working with a really enthusiastic intern or junior dev can force u to slow down & make u realize that ur own workflow is kind of chaotic
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 11/05/2025
fourteen striped American flag spotted at Farragut north
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julia 🦆 @paluch.dev · 09/05/2025
looking into this
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