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MattyNice

@palsgraf.bsky.social
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The culmination of stellar cataclysms and the gravity of worlds. Countless atoms. Mostly space. LawDawg. DogMom. Them. Philly 🏳️‍🌈

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Eric Harvey @ericdharvey.com · 01/07/2026
Jaylen Brown gave a talk about the panopticon for some reason and apparently thinks Foucault is a woman
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Rachel Fisher @rachelfisher.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Taking a shit
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Proof of life
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hehe
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
“Respectful”? I’m disappointed, Pennsylvania!
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Remember when learning that a social club of psychotic billionaire child rapists controlling the world economy was an absurd fiction instead of an absurd reality?
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
😭
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Howwwww did the #Sixers lose to the #HospitalNuggets like that? The Jokic is on us 🤡
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🦇🎃 Boo-ana 🎃🦇 @minillajovovich.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I would be nice to the Westworld robots
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Julie K. Brown @jkbjournalist.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
UPDATE: (gift) Exclusive @miamiherald.com www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
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Exclusive: Woman detained by feds in Keys says she was following agents’ orders
“This is not the America that I grew up in, and this is not the America that we represent.”
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I do my hair toss, check my nails Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell) Hair toss, check my nails Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell) Woo, child, tired of the bullshit Go on, dust your shoulders off, keep it moving Yes, Lord, tryna get some new shit In there, swimwear, going-to-the-pool shit
Pope Leo holding a mic like he’s singing
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Joi Washington, Media Borough Mayor @mayorjoi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I won!!
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
My 75 year old mom asked me to send action pics from Halloween, so I sent this… @resipsa.bsky.social
A sexy lady in a red dress lays out on a table looking asleep or dead. A hot brunet lady in all black with bangs and pigtails and a shirtless tattooed fella in a kinky leather bow tie with inverted crosses present the lady as if in a circus act
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/10/2025
These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Play the song! @sixersnba.bsky.social
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Just when I thought I was out … they pull me back in
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Edgecombe 🥵
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
What if I change my name to Newt Stroganoff?
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Do Documents Dream of Sheep.docx?
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Listen to that pup cup crrrrunch
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Dunking on the Party City blue dog costume that is Franklin www.inquirer.com/sixers/hip-h...
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The Sixers’ mascot, Hip Hop, was retired in 2011. Now, for the 25th anniversary of the 2001 team, they’re bringing him back.
And that's not all. Bill Roth, the original mascot, is coming out of retirement as well.
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
What if J.T. Realmuto insisted that everyone call him by his first name: Jacques?
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Baseball is stupid
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
‘Tis the Season
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
In this house, we believe science
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Lauren Rinaldi @laurenrinaldi.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
You’re not obligated to manufacture compassion for someone who showed none in his lifetime. It’s not celebrating, it’s refusing to whitewash a legacy of division & cruelty. You don’t have to mourn an architect of violence. We can grieve the world he helped create without grieving him.
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
boxd.it/aZWywb
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A ★★★★ review of Vampyros Lesbos (1971)
Retelling of Dracula through the lens of a day-walking heiress Countess (Soledad Miranda) who prospects victims from her erotic late 60s Mod burlesque club. This is a standard bearer in psychedelic so...
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Would
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
American Fascism is preposterously unhorny
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
There are plenty of fish in the seal
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Regular bartender at my local haunt was wearing a swashbuckling red bandana on their head, and @resipsa.bsky.social said “Arrrrrrrrrgh you having a nice day?” I had to stand up and walk away from this top tier Pirate roast. Bartender: It’s fine I stopped breathing
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Is this anything
Harrison Bader on all fours sticking his butt out while a man in a suit pulls his air as a spoof of Sabrina Carpenter’s “Man’s Best Friend” album cover
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Jocko Homo! Devo now. More than ever.
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Old Bones Brigade
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
It’s difficult to tell the difference, but see if you can try youtu.be/O8VBehdpOpI?...
youtu.be
Mayor Frank Rizzo thinks you're a real crumb-bum (and a lush too).
YouTube video by yaggy9
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
A word for word reenactment of KYW’s Stan Bohrman with Abby Klein’s Oscar Nominated performance as Mayor Rizzo at the very spot where it occurred
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Any of youse know who let the dogs out?
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Please don’t say “the healing waters of Gaia” around me 😑
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Also that limp-weiner-ass subhead starting “experts see similarities…” and not freaking about the US becoming opioid Belarus
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Ellll ohhhhh elllllll “small government free market” haha what a dumb fucking time
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Tink Tonks
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Is anyone home to grab my Amazon box? says the block group chat
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Dr Timaree @drtimaree.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
We're holding a celebration of public transit/benefit show & looking for SEPTA employees who also have a fun skill they'd like to show off. Do you know a bus driver who can play a musical instrument? Do you know a rail machinist who can juggle? Send em my way! gettingbare.eventbrite.com
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Loves lasana✅ Hates Mondays✅
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Who do I think I am? Who are you? (Who are you?) I am a walrus…
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 27/07/2025
🗣️ they are assholes
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Lauren Rinaldi @laurenrinaldi.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Philly’s reigning pun champ folks
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
More of this energy now, please
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
More Mo’ne! www.inquirer.com/sports/mone-...
inquirer.com
Mo’ne Davis will make her return to baseball in a tryout for a new women’s pro league launching in 2026
Next month, Davis, 24, will be one of over 600 players to tryout for the Women’s Professional Baseball League, which will launch six franchises next year. She hasn't played baseball since 2020.
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