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MattyNice

@palsgraf.bsky.social
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The culmination of stellar cataclysms and the gravity of worlds. Countless atoms. Mostly space. LawDawg. DogMom. Them. Philly 🏳️‍🌈

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Eric Harvey @ericdharvey.com · 01/07/2026
Jaylen Brown gave a talk about the panopticon for some reason and apparently thinks Foucault is a woman
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Rachel Fisher @rachelfisher.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Taking a shit
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Proof of life
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hehe
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
😬
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
“Respectful”? I’m disappointed, Pennsylvania!
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Remember when learning that a social club of psychotic billionaire child rapists controlling the world economy was an absurd fiction instead of an absurd reality?
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
😭
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Howwwww did the #Sixers lose to the #HospitalNuggets like that? The Jokic is on us 🤡
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
But then I woke up and realized it was only a dream.
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🦇🎃 Boo-ana 🎃🦇 @minillajovovich.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I would be nice to the Westworld robots
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Julie K. Brown @jkbjournalist.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
UPDATE: (gift) Exclusive @miamiherald.com www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
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Exclusive: Woman detained by feds in Keys says she was following agents’ orders
“This is not the America that I grew up in, and this is not the America that we represent.”
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
He’s just trying to be helpful, guys.
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I do my hair toss, check my nails Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell) Hair toss, check my nails Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell) Woo, child, tired of the bullshit Go on, dust your shoulders off, keep it moving Yes, Lord, tryna get some new shit In there, swimwear, going-to-the-pool shit
Pope Leo holding a mic like he’s singing
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Lolll
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
🙏
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Pennsylvania’s Mayor!
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Joi Washington, Media Borough Mayor @mayorjoi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I won!!
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Honestly, I have the same secret. Avenue Q had me at “what do you do with a BA in English?”
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
😭
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The response ⚰️
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
My 75 year old mom asked me to send action pics from Halloween, so I sent this… @resipsa.bsky.social
A sexy lady in a red dress lays out on a table looking asleep or dead. A hot brunet lady in all black with bangs and pigtails and a shirtless tattooed fella in a kinky leather bow tie with inverted crosses present the lady as if in a circus act
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/10/2025
These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Play the song! @sixersnba.bsky.social
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Just when I thought I was out … they pull me back in
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Edgecombe 🥵
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
What if I change my name to Newt Stroganoff?
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
#GlizzyGüeys get it 🌭
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Do Documents Dream of Sheep.docx?
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
She is 5 years old, Neil!
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Listen to that pup cup crrrrunch
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Dunking on the Party City blue dog costume that is Franklin www.inquirer.com/sixers/hip-h...
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The Sixers’ mascot, Hip Hop, was retired in 2011. Now, for the 25th anniversary of the 2001 team, they’re bringing him back.
And that's not all. Bill Roth, the original mascot, is coming out of retirement as well.
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
What if J.T. Realmuto insisted that everyone call him by his first name: Jacques?
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Baseball is stupid
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Endorse
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
His body rejecting the plasma of his BloodBoy™️
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
His face is melting since he opened the Arc of the Covenant
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Banger
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I don’t think it’s *just* library school … right there with you bubba!
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
‘Tis the Season
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
In this house, we believe science
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
👏👏👏
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
👀
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
El oh ellll
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Lauren Rinaldi @laurenrinaldi.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
You’re not obligated to manufacture compassion for someone who showed none in his lifetime. It’s not celebrating, it’s refusing to whitewash a legacy of division & cruelty. You don’t have to mourn an architect of violence. We can grieve the world he helped create without grieving him.
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Yes. Exactly that. And in my dream, I’m worried it’s going invalidate my law degree
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Saw it in a theater when it was released, and the meeting of super villains with Big Tobacco made me writhe laughing out of my seat.
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Morpho the security cuck?
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
boxd.it/aZWywb
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A ★★★★ review of Vampyros Lesbos (1971)
Retelling of Dracula through the lens of a day-walking heiress Countess (Soledad Miranda) who prospects victims from her erotic late 60s Mod burlesque club. This is a standard bearer in psychedelic so...
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MattyNice @palsgraf.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Not sure about hubris. But it’s definitely masochistic.
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