Reposted by Padres HaikuMike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Joe Musgrove? The Pirates pitcher? 0101
Reposted by Padres Haikuthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Mongoose" is Jamaican for "male goose" 0222
Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Still not the worst Miz associated with the San Diego Padres. 093
Reposted by Padres HaikuBob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Drawing dicks on blacked out, drunk guys' faces is childish and weak. Draw faces on their dicks. That... is next level shit. 13812
Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Jim Harbaugh is gonna look real nice coaching Clemson next year. 000
Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Salas still has to bring the donuts tomorrow. Rules are rules rookie. 030
Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Victor Vodnik sounds like the villain in a Mel Brooks movie. 010
Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They should change the name from Texas A&M to Texas LOL. 001
Reposted by Padres HaikuSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I never took physics but I used to use a church key to put a second hole in the top of a Hi-C can so it would pour easier was that physics it was citrus cooler flavor 1816447
Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Why does Garcia have a beard? I thought the Yankees had a no facial hair rule. 100
Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Mark Walter will go to jail for 20 years. Of course he will only spend two days in jail a year until 2036 with the remaining jail time to be served interest free from 2034 to 2046. 050
Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Kwanza and José are gonna be so pissed when they get to Petco and find out they had to buy the “Theme-Game” ticket to actually get the team. 1206
Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The music the Padres broadcast plays under the K-Pop Demon Hunters promo is a banger. 010
