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Ol’ Paddy

@paddy.bsky.social
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Occasionally funny.

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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 12h
🎶The Simpsons🎶
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A violently unstable veteran with a hair-trigger temper and a homemade nuke is a Pierce Brosnan-era James Bond villain.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Andy 🥰
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OH DEAR IT’S VESIA HAHA THAT’S GREAT /smokes first cigarette in 18 years
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
when The Dodgers are go to the bullpen
I’m in danger meme
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To be fair, this also describes like >75% of this site’s user base.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Breaking out the Steve Gleason jersey for tonight’s game, Who Dat ⚜️
Me in my Steve Gleason jersey giving a dopey thumbs up in front of my framed copy of the T-P’s Super Bowl issue.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Los Angeles
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
More Lanterns plz, HBO, thanks so much.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Justin Herbert and Sam Darnold will continue to throw interceptions until morale improves.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Strange New Worlds’ version of T’Pring checks all my boxes: smart, pretty, kinda mean, emotionally unavailable, rigidly dogmatic, hang on I just realized a bunch of my latent Catholic programming is reactivating
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look at this car and tell me it isn’t second lining. Tremendous L for the culture imho.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saw this and immediately thought it was NOPD; now I’m a little upset it wasn’t them.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“It’s good.” — Ben Rice
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He was one of those dudes who everyone in LA seemed to run into at one point or another in the mid-to late-2000s, and he was pretty universally beloved, at least among my friend group.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
R. Budd Dwyer
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I promise I have learned my lesson and will never praise this team on main again.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
see this is why you don't post shit, idiot
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saints look… good. Like, really good. All 3 phases of the game good. Sean and Drew good.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Raiders’ punter licks his fingers too lasciviously.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Parker Washington: he’s good.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bills’ and Colts’ unis look awful. Stay tuned to @ paddy for more hard-hitting and insightful football analysis.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gotta prepare for when the attack ad featuring all your most wretched food takes drops.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Usual caveats about him being a piece of shit aside, there’s nothing funnier than when this fuckin oaf puts on a tux. It’s like dressing an orangutan in a top hat and tails; the sheer absurdity of it makes me chuckle.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maisie and Arya
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel pretty good about this list.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Yes, this paper is about video games and comic books”
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“While the sclerotic Jedi Order’s martial pursuits led them to ruin, their academic and intellectual pursuits up to and through the end of the Republic were actually quite robust and laudatory, as evidenced by Masters Jocasta Nu, Eno Cordova, and Knight Salveren Hadrix (w/ Padwan Tal-Rea Vokoss).”
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
De Nada tacos; it’s amazing.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, cocaine; for sure that's an option. But how one isn't absolutely crushed by the psychic damage that a 5 year-long bottoming out inflicts is beyond me. There are moments of sobriety and glimmers of self-reflection in there, no matter how hard you're going.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I say this as an Irish Catholic from New Orleans: how does any one individual have the *energy* required to fight and fuck this many people?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Excellent thread. You gotta stay for the third act
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can’t believe I’m saying this, but the Chiefs got hosed there!
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The pressure makes him better. To capitalize, the Colts should strap a bomb collar around his neck before every game.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
AHHHHHHHH WHO FUCKIN DAT BABY
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol makeup for last week
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WELL WELL WELL GUESS WHO TIED THE RAVENS UP
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LSU may have lost but everybody paid a lot of attention to Lane Kiffin which is really what it's all about
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Everyone: ... Conservatives: HEY LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR GENITALS
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
…. So he expects to, what, just pretend it was spelled “Jaÿ-Z” this entire time?
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
yo when did The Pope hire Cousin Greg?
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
More like jacked Reacher because he’s so friggin yoked
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Uhhhhhhhhh what’s that now?????
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jack Donaghy Says Obviously
ALT: Jack Donaghy Says Obviously
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You got gin and Cointreau, so you’re in Delilah or Pegu territory right there.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Like, I knew he sucked, but I guess I didn’t realize he like SUCKS sucks
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