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Ol’ Paddy

@paddy.bsky.social
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Occasionally funny.

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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LSU
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
when The Dodgers are go to the bullpen
I’m in danger meme
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Breaking out the Steve Gleason jersey for tonight’s game, Who Dat ⚜️
Me in my Steve Gleason jersey giving a dopey thumbs up in front of my framed copy of the T-P’s Super Bowl issue.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
R. Budd Dwyer
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maisie and Arya
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel pretty good about this list.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Los Angeles
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yep, got my ass.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I love that whenever I see his face or read his name, my mind immediately goes, “ah! He’s the Pee Man!”
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Edwin Diaz hangs on.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
nice try buddy; take that gutter mind of yours elsewhere
classic Lauren tweet: “i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion”
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The James Brown: fried shrimp, BBQ beef, and pepper jack, dressed.
Just the best damn lookin’ po’boy you’ve ever seen.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
They should have sent a poet!
A Spongebob Squarepants shirt featuring him gesturing to Krabby Patties in a rainbow of colors, with "LOVE IS LOVE" written below his smiling face.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
As always
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ooof, France…
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It was from fucking decades of people driving around, looking for street parking for Whiskey a Go Go.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“Ooooh what are the specials this evening?”
A longhair with big, stupid, round eyes sitting in a chair, looking at the camera VERY interestedly (because she wants food).
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ralph tells his parents about the communists.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
They’re calling it The Most Cybertruck Parking Job Of All Time.
Cybertruck parked illegally in 2 handicap spots at a public park.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
“Dead inside Independent” you say
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
That's right.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Obligatory
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
“So what do you call this act?” “The Discourse!”
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
TNG title card reading "Ferengi Bullshit (Derogatory)DS9 title card reading "Ferengi Bullshit (Complimentary)"
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I mean...
Homer, of his Be Sharps Funny Foam: "But if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die."
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This is what watching Spurs/Thunder feels like after watching the Pelicans all year
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
VINDICATED
The “no good car ideas” guy as he says, “a steering wheel that doesn’t fly off while you’re driving it.”
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
OH MY GOD I JUST FIGURED IT OUT
Irene Gumb from Strip Law (watch it, it whips) being creepy af, not unlike Callie Gingrich
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Another fun fact, a lot of them are administered by intravenous infusion, pic unrelated
The Sundowning President’s visibly bruised and fucked-up hand, slathered in pancake makeup.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Got real confused for a second there
= Source: Ravens reunite with Campbell to buoy D
= Wall becomes Howard's prez of basketball ops
= FIFA: Iran's WC status unchanged amid absence
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Campbell, NHL's 1st woman coach, leaves Kraken
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
so Mills basically just wound up doing the Senate campaign version of the dril motorcycle tweet
dril: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Oh well in that case
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Robert Saleh lookin good tonight.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
yeah man: it’s the kiddie diddler party and you’re a kiddie diddler; I think we all got that one figured out without the need for any of the supplemental works here
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
You can’t spell “InternalServerError” without AI.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This one’s for LeBron.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
well, guess that’s that. just another day here in Dumb Hell. roll credits.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Cackled at this Reggie Dinkins gag for a solid 5 minutes.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Love me a spring training box score that looks like an AI hallucination.
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Ol’ Paddy @paddy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for hell
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