Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 11hSalted Caramel. I'm over it. It's overused and overrated. I don't need it in ice cream, biscuits, flavoured yoghurt, sprinkled on my dessert, or invading my hot chocolate. Just stop. And take biscoff with you while you're at it. 000
Reposted by OzmarshallThe Chaser @chaser.com.au · 07/10/2026Many assumed they had already been deported due to their absence in polling results. chaser.com.au/national/aus... 312428
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Nepobaby, white collar criminal. Tell me there's a bubble without telling me there's a bubble 0100
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Goodwill Hunting.static.klipy.comHow You Like Them Apples?ALT: How You Like Them Apples? 010
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comThe Castle: Go On, Dale, Tell 'Em!ALT: The Castle: Go On, Dale, Tell 'Em! 000
Reposted by Ozmarshallfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Needed to put up a shelf and instead of asking hubby I tried to do it myself with YouTube. Went to the shed to pick up the spirit level I've seen him use, and the shed has twelve loaves of pumpernickel bread and a toaster. And this is how I find out he's a bread fetishist. 3535625
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you see this, skeet a vampire that isn’t Dracula. 020
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That's pure evil.static.klipy.comSkeletor Laughs In EvilALT: Skeletor Laughs In Evil 010
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It is no longer a mystery to me how Trump was elected. 000
Reposted by OzmarshallMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Your children are much safer in the company of drag queens than: 1. Pastors or priests; 2. Republican men; 3. Billionares; and 3. Frat boys. 19574911993
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It is not relevant that The Governor of The Reserve Bank of Australia earns 1 Million Dollars a year. #auspol 194
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@astrokatie.com @drspacejunk.bsky.social My 13 year old daughter just told everyone her dream job is to be an astronaut but she doesn't think it's realistic for her as an Australian. Why is she wrong? 110
Reposted by OzmarshallThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti… 262024242
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Streaming services should make the default setting for movies "watch the credits" because a lot of people worked hard to bring this to the screen and they deserve a bit of respect. Similarly, cinemas should lock the doors until the credits have rolled. 000
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We should do distributed data centres in Australia. Everyone gets a 6x4 tin shed with solar panels, a battery, and a sprinkler on the roof for cooling. Throw 50 NVIDIA T1000 servers inside, hook them up to the NBN, and we're in business. 020
Reposted by OzmarshallTom Briles @tom-briles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Don't even get me started about my gym membership. 20108624
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That's going to be the last time we ever see Wharfie Time. #AFLGF 030
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Brisbane Olympics opening ceremony is going to struggle to beat the #aflgf pre game. Flying Kylie is peak. #afl 171
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don't think that's Tycho Station. But, nonetheless:static.klipy.comBeltalowda ExpanseALT: Beltalowda Expanse 000
Reposted by OzmarshallSwamp @sirswampthing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At age 65y 95d, Chris Fagan becomes the oldest person to coach a side in a V/AFL Grand Final Takes the record from Chris Fagan (64y 96d) who took the record from Chris Fagan (63d 97d) who took the record from Chris Fagan (62d 99d) #AFLFinals #AFLGF #AFLFreoLions #AFL 45412
Reposted by OzmarshallAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pop Bands in the News, day twelve: Seal and New Order. It was Not a Future Love Paradise for Seal; and Depeche Mode were furious that they lost out to the Manchester band for this gig. 37818
Reposted by OzmarshallThe Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 25/09/20262001: A space Odyssey (1968): Orion III Spaceplane & Space Station V, art by Robert T. McCall 629354
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comSeinfeld: Big Communist SceneALT: Seinfeld: Big Communist Scene 000
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dear Angus. No matter how hard you try, the One Nation voters still love Pauline Hanson more. 011
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What percentage of people with home insurance have never made a claim? Isn't this how the whole insurance industry works? 060
Reposted by OzmarshallBrent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Lauren Boebert Allegations 1202063489
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The part of the Brownlow telecast I'm enjoying most is episode 6 of Lanterns. 020
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Anyone got an Instinct AI invite code? Was about to hire a VA and wondering whether this is a better option. #instinctai 000
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The gig is up. Data centres don't provide any ongoing benefits to the local economy. #auspol 011
Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Essendon's #AFLW side isn't getting better. 5 years in and we're still non-competitive. Might be time for a coaching and recruiting review. Good vibes only get you so far. #essendon 010