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Ozmarshall

@ozmarshall.bsky.social
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I run Freight Companies Australia, so I sometimes post about logistics, but mostly it's sci-fi, running, and The Mighty Essendon Football Club

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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 11h
Salted Caramel. I'm over it. It's overused and overrated. I don't need it in ice cream, biscuits, flavoured yoghurt, sprinkled on my dessert, or invading my hot chocolate. Just stop. And take biscoff with you while you're at it.
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 07/10/2026
Many assumed they had already been deported due to their absence in polling results. chaser.com.au/national/aus...
Image of Angus Taylor. 

“Australia only needs skilled workers”: Coalition calls for mass deportation of Coalition MPs - The Chaser
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is he drinking Fosters?
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two post. One replies to the other, with a great dunk. 

richthetruth

Autism:
1 in 10,000. 1990
1 in 30. 2026
Vaccines cause autism.

This post got 2.6 thousand likes 

Reply by 
spacehabs

Near Earth Asteroids:
1960, 20
2026, 40k+
Telescopes cause asteroids

This post got 86.7 thousand likes 

Context: 
Vaccines don’t cause autism we just have better ways to doctjnebt and observe autism since 1990 just like Telescopes have gotten better at observing asteroids since 1960.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nepobaby, white collar criminal. Tell me there's a bubble without telling me there's a bubble
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Better than Lorem Ipsum
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ouch
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sounds like a red lectroid.
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I could have been in prison"
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Goodwill Hunting.
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How You Like Them Apples?
ALT: How You Like Them Apples?
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was scrolling until someone mentioned Heat!
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Plus about 500,000kgs of CO2 a day.
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
$10k a day? In this economy? #auspol
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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The Castle: Go On, Dale, Tell 'Em!
ALT: The Castle: Go On, Dale, Tell 'Em!
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Needed to put up a shelf and instead of asking hubby I tried to do it myself with YouTube. Went to the shed to pick up the spirit level I've seen him use, and the shed has twelve loaves of pumpernickel bread and a toaster. And this is how I find out he's a bread fetishist.
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The cat
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this, skeet a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
Some scary looking dude. Could be vampire. Has anyone seen Stephen Miller's birth certificate?
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's pure evil.
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Skeletor Laughs In Evil
ALT: Skeletor Laughs In Evil
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is no longer a mystery to me how Trump was elected.
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh cool, necromancy.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your children are much safer in the company of drag queens than: 1. Pastors or priests; 2. Republican men; 3. Billionares; and 3. Frat boys.
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is not relevant that The Governor of The Reserve Bank of Australia earns 1 Million Dollars a year. #auspol
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are always receipts
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yet...
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@astrokatie.com @drspacejunk.bsky.social My 13 year old daughter just told everyone her dream job is to be an astronaut but she doesn't think it's realistic for her as an Australian. Why is she wrong?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Streaming services should make the default setting for movies "watch the credits" because a lot of people worked hard to bring this to the screen and they deserve a bit of respect. Similarly, cinemas should lock the doors until the credits have rolled.
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We should do distributed data centres in Australia. Everyone gets a 6x4 tin shed with solar panels, a battery, and a sprinkler on the roof for cooling. Throw 50 NVIDIA T1000 servers inside, hook them up to the NBN, and we're in business.
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Tom Briles @tom-briles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't even get me started about my gym membership.
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is next level.
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's going to be the last time we ever see Wharfie Time. #AFLGF
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Brisbane Olympics opening ceremony is going to struggle to beat the #aflgf pre game. Flying Kylie is peak. #afl
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't think that's Tycho Station. But, nonetheless:
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Beltalowda Expanse
ALT: Beltalowda Expanse
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Swamp @sirswampthing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At age 65y 95d, Chris Fagan becomes the oldest person to coach a side in a V/AFL Grand Final Takes the record from Chris Fagan (64y 96d) who took the record from Chris Fagan (63d 97d) who took the record from Chris Fagan (62d 99d) #AFLFinals #AFLGF #AFLFreoLions #AFL
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pop Bands in the News, day twelve: Seal and New Order. It was Not a Future Love Paradise for Seal; and Depeche Mode were furious that they lost out to the Manchester band for this gig.
SEX MAD SEAL IS 
BANISHED FROM SWNEW ORDER TO CURB STREET
DRINKING.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 25/09/2026
2001: A space Odyssey (1968): Orion III Spaceplane & Space Station V, art by Robert T. McCall
Orion III Spaceplane & Space Station V, art by Robert T. McCall
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Grift. Grift never changes. #auspol
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just a cracking read.
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Seinfeld: Big Communist Scene
ALT: Seinfeld: Big Communist Scene
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dear Angus. No matter how hard you try, the One Nation voters still love Pauline Hanson more.
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What percentage of people with home insurance have never made a claim? Isn't this how the whole insurance industry works?
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lauren Boebert Allegations
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The part of the Brownlow telecast I'm enjoying most is episode 6 of Lanterns.
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anyone got an Instinct AI invite code? Was about to hire a VA and wondering whether this is a better option. #instinctai
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
With the wrong episode!
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The gig is up. Data centres don't provide any ongoing benefits to the local economy. #auspol
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Send him to South Africa
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Ozmarshall @ozmarshall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Essendon's #AFLW side isn't getting better. 5 years in and we're still non-competitive. Might be time for a coaching and recruiting review. Good vibes only get you so far. #essendon
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