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Rowan Moon 🦋

@oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social

8.4K followers 2K following 1K posts

Political junkie & animal lover 🐾 with a weird sense of humor. Twitter refugee 🤭 But first....COFFEE ☕️ 🇺🇲🇮🇹 If you know anyone who still needs to be rescued from Toxic City (X), let me know 🌊 🐦 twitter.com/oXxRowanxXo

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 06/12/2023

Hey peeps! I haven't disappeared. Just had 2 family members & my Aussie baby ending up in the E.R. in less than a week. I'm a bit frazzled & my anxiety is through the roof. I'll be back soon 🩵

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

All these rules are starting to get way too challenging for me. 🤣😂

Slippery Road sign warning displayed & a car trying to replicate the skidding on sign.....

IT'S THE LAW

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

So......no difference? 🤣😂

lf cats worked in shops
"WELCOME TO HOME DEPOT
GO FIND IT YOURSELF."

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

Amen! Now passing the memo to my body 🤣😂

GENK
THE ONLY GENERATION THAT BECAME 30 AT
THE AGE OF-10 AND STILL IS 30 AT 50

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

What? 'Tis the season to treat myself 🤣

Me: I should probably start xmas
shopping for the fam
Also me: *walking out with all shopping bags filled with presents for myself

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

Based on decades long scientific study, evidence that it's absolutely possible to domesticate a t-rex 🤣😂

ADOPTED A PUPPY RECENTLY?
IT'S IMPORTANT TO REALIZE THAT THERE
ARE 3 PHASES OF CANINE DEVELOPMENT:
0-4 MONTHS = cute puppy
4-24 MONTHS = tyrannosaurus
24+ MONTHS = well trained dog

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

People can be so anal 🤣😂

Me: "I'm still tired from all
the crossfit this morning."
My co-worker: "It's
pronounced 'croissant
and you ate 4 of them. "

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

Makes more sense than daylight saving debate 🤣😂

DON'T FORGET
TO TURN YOUR
BATHROOM SCALES
BACK 15 POUNDS
WEDNESDAY 2 AM
FOR THANKSGIVING

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

Go on, little one. Kitty is brave. Kitty is strong. Kitty is ninja 🤣😂

White witch in Narnia enchanting Edmund...

*Me, gently forcing my cat to look at a
bug and asking him to catch it for me

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

If you’re a BlueSky newbie Twitter refugee & wish to connect with your Blue friends, drop a 💙 here & share. Let's see how many can reconnect

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

In that case, Godspeed. It was a pleasure knowing you 🤣😂

*medieval painting of a maiden & a knight...

Maiden: Why art thou wearing thy full
arour, good Sir Knight?
Art thou off to do battle in the Crusades?

Knight: Nay my lady. I'm going to try and give my cat a pill

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

Sharing the wisdom. You're welcome 🤣😂

FOOD FOR THOUGHT,
ALMOST EVERY HAND
YOU'VE EVER SHAKEN
HAS HAD A DICK IN IT.

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

Go on, little one. Kitty is brave. Kitty is strong. Kitty is ninja 🤣😂

White witch in Narnia enchanting Edmund...

*Me, gently forcing my cat to look at a
bug and asking him to catch it for me

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

Makes more sense than daylight saving debate 🤣😂

DON'T FORGET
TO TURN YOUR
BATHROOM SCALES
BACK 15 POUNDS
WEDNESDAY 2 AM
FOR THANKSGIVING

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

Good morning ☕️🩵

"How do you take your coffee?"
"Immediately, if not sooner"

Spring (Apple Blossoms) by John Everett Millais

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

Sharing the wisdom. You're welcome 🤣😂

FOOD FOR THOUGHT,
ALMOST EVERY HAND
YOU'VE EVER SHAKEN
HAS HAD A DICK IN IT.

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

In that case, Godspeed. It was a pleasure knowing you 🤣😂

*medieval painting of a maiden & a knight...

Maiden: Why art thou wearing thy full
arour, good Sir Knight?
Art thou off to do battle in the Crusades?

Knight: Nay my lady. I'm going to try and give my cat a pill

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

It's either lots of weed or bail money I'm gonna need. Currently a toss-up 🤣😂

When you trying to be a ray of
sunshine, but mfers keep testin' you.....

*A dog with a flower crown on his head, with eyes closed & a cigarette hanging on his lip

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

Touché. Though "romance" is the last thing on my mind when I watch (or read) the trilogy 🤣😂

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY IS
ONLY ROMANTIC BECAUSE
THE GUY IS A BILLIONAIRE
IF HE WAS LIVING IN A
TRAILER IT WOULD BE AN
EPISODE OF CRIMINAL
MINDS.

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 11/11/2023

Alright, fine! Maybe that wasn't me but my kid saying that. Semantics 🤣😂

5th grade me: We had D.A.R.E. at
school today. I'II never try drugs.
My stoned parents: *condescending smiles.....

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 11/11/2023

Always takes a woman to get the job done. Women power 🤭🤣

Husband: "It says here that it's impossible to feel happy and
sad at the same time.."

Wife: "Out of all of your brothers, you have the biggest dick."

*Husband showing a happy sad face.....

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

Sorry, but if it doesn't have THC, I ain't buying. And don't give me that crap delta 8. Nuh-uh. You're not ripping me off 🤣😂

CBD TOILET PAPER
SO YOU CAN CALM
YOUR ASS DOWN

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

Yes siree! I know where to draw the line 🤣😂🤣

Boss: we're gonna be doing random drug testing.

Me: ok but I won't try crack.

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 11/11/2023

Do you have chicken scratch? If so, you too can be a doctor 🤣😂🤣

Doctors have gone on strike but
their demands are unclear.

*illegible scribble on posters

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 11/11/2023

Alright, fine! Maybe that wasn't me but my kid saying that. Semantics 🤣😂

5th grade me: We had D.A.R.E. at
school today. I'II never try drugs.
My stoned parents: *condescending smiles.....

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 11/11/2023

Always takes a woman to get the job done. Women power 🤭🤣

Husband: "It says here that it's impossible to feel happy and
sad at the same time.."

Wife: "Out of all of your brothers, you have the biggest dick."

*Husband showing a happy sad face.....

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

Perhaps we should let Taylor Swift run Biden's campaign.....

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

Yes siree! I know where to draw the line 🤣😂🤣

Boss: we're gonna be doing random drug testing.

Me: ok but I won't try crack.

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

Sorry, but if it doesn't have THC, I ain't buying. And don't give me that crap delta 8. Nuh-uh. You're not ripping me off 🤣😂

CBD TOILET PAPER
SO YOU CAN CALM
YOUR ASS DOWN

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

Aww don't give me that offended look. I know you're giggling 🤣😂

Every day, poor Nabib has to travel 6 miles for
fresh water on a bike with no wheels or seat..
For a one time donation of $12, we will send
you the DVD... It's fucking hilarious.

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

Perhaps we should let Taylor Swift run Biden's campaign.....

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

Totally blending in 🤣😂

Me going on TikTok to learn the latest slang...

*Drew Barrymore going under cover as a high school student in a scene from Never Been Kissed

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

Kids! They're never happy 🤣😂

Mom: "Am I a good mother, Karla ?"
Daughter: "My name is Jeanne"

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

And we all know how important those are! So.. keep at it. With gusto 🤭🤣

If you're over 40, it's no
longer called masturbation.
It's called a system check.

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 03/11/2023

Fuck this! I'll use ketchup instead 🤣😂

Me: can you pass me the Rooster sooster sauce?
Him: the what?
Me: the Warsha chester sire sauce.
Him: are you having a stroke?
Me: the Worst sister shire sauce.

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 06/11/2023

And the poor baby is very cold. I'm sure you understand 🤭🤣

Scene from the titanic with Rose & a dog on top of the raft & Jack hanging on the edge....

"l'm sorry Jack, there isn't enough room"

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

Totally blending in 🤣😂

Me going on TikTok to learn the latest slang...

*Drew Barrymore going under cover as a high school student in a scene from Never Been Kissed

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

Kids! They're never happy 🤣😂

Mom: "Am I a good mother, Karla ?"
Daughter: "My name is Jeanne"

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

And we all know how important those are! So.. keep at it. With gusto 🤭🤣

If you're over 40, it's no
longer called masturbation.
It's called a system check.

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 06/11/2023

And the poor baby is very cold. I'm sure you understand 🤭🤣

Scene from the titanic with Rose & a dog on top of the raft & Jack hanging on the edge....

"l'm sorry Jack, there isn't enough room"

Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 03/11/2023

Fuck this! I'll use ketchup instead 🤣😂

Me: can you pass me the Rooster sooster sauce?
Him: the what?
Me: the Warsha chester sire sauce.
Him: are you having a stroke?
Me: the Worst sister shire sauce.

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

Prove me wrong 🤣😂

Being in a relationship is about solving
problems together. Problems you would
not have if you were single.

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

Temporary insanity. That's all it was 🤣😂

You had a crush on him until he wrote:
"eye can't weight to sea you necks weak!"

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

No further explanation needed. I'm sure they'll understand once they become parents 🤣😂🤣

When your children find the oldest child's baby book..
Mom: "This is called a baby book...
Children: "Is there one for each of us?
Mom: "No"

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Rowan Moon 🦋 @oxxrowanxxo.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

The More You Know⭐️ 🤣😂

Did you know if you
say "fuck off" really
fast you sound like
a chicken?
I know you just tried it.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

One day you put down your child and never pick them up again because you have thrown out your back.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

INTERVIEWER: what’s your greatest weakness? ME: if I’m nervous I forget where I am INTERVIEWER: is it happening now? ME *taking off my pants*: no I feel great

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

Now that we aren't trying to keep safe from prehistoric animals it seems we could evolve into boners making boing sounds and vaginas playing peaceful ambient music with just a few days of heavy metal each month

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

I don’t like the person I become when someone compliments my dog and I have to give a “say thank you.”

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

Maintain your mystique. Don't admit that you replied to the wrong post.