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OwnGoalTheo @owngoaltheo.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

To all companies who send me emails or notifications begging for my feedback on services rendered: make it worth my while. My time isn’t free.

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OwnGoalTheo @owngoaltheo.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Jordan not too subtle with his green tie today, eh? #CanPL #YorkvATO @onesoccer.bsky.social

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OwnGoalTheo @owngoaltheo.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

@ottrapidfc.bsky.social Hey, can we please turn the volume down on the PA announcer?

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OwnGoalTheo @owngoaltheo.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

@joeposnanski.bsky.social Just wanted to jump in with a late correction to your National League Hinge Guys: Les Expos Nos Amours translates to The Expos: Our Love, which is completely opposite to how it was translated for you. Also, thanks for including an Expo for the Nationals section!

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OwnGoalTheo @owngoaltheo.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Looking forward to my favourite baseball writer and Negro Leagues champion @joeposnanski.bsky.social take on all this. I hope he channels Buck.

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OwnGoalTheo @owngoaltheo.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Note to @onesoccer.bsky.social: a memo needs to go out to your talent that there is no “h” in Atlético. #CanPL

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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Sound up! This is amazing!!

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OwnGoalTheo @owngoaltheo.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

I don't say many positive things about the Yankees, but how they don't change their uni may be my favourite thing. I respect teams who do this, like the Canadiens, Lakers, etc. Not like the Jays who wore 4 different uniforms in their first 4 games. It's timeless because they've made it timeless.

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 29/03/2025

Uncle Munk weekend advice: Slow down. The most important thing to get done this weekend is taking care of you. Spend a few extra minutes on you. Call your friend you've been meaning to call. Sit outside in the sun. Go to that coffee shop you keep passing by. Life ain't what you do it's what you feel

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 27/03/2025

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

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Thomas Hewitt 🇨🇦 @thomashewitt.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

THIS IS THE LAST WEEKEND WITHOUT THE #CANPL UNTIL NOVEMBER!!!

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OwnGoalTheo @owngoaltheo.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Did Buck Martinez just admit he would occasionally tip hitters to what pitch was coming? Wasn’t that the cardinal sin of Bull Durham? #bluejays

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OwnGoalTheo @owngoaltheo.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Great 3d chess by Jesse Marsch, losing to Mexico so we could beat the Americans in the 3rd place game! #canmnt

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OneSoccer @onesoccer.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

ELBOWS UP, CANADA. 💪 WE DID IT. 💥 #CANMNT 🇨🇦 DEFEATS #USMNT 🇺🇸

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OwnGoalTheo @owngoaltheo.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Wish I had Tesla stock so I could sell it. Twice.

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

"Tone down the rhetoric but also Canadians are massacring Americans."

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Robson Fletcher @robsonfletcher.com · 11/03/2025

Looks like someone took it upon themselves to update the product descriptions in at least one Toronto location. (Via Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/ontario/co... )

Bottles of Wayne Gretzky Cabarnet Merlot wine with a label saying: "USA, Cabarnet Merlot, Sad & Two Faced." Description: "This Merlot is as weak as its namesake's moral fibre. Leaves the aftertaste of anything from a modern day Tim Horton's. Pair with boiled raccoon." $8.95

Bottles of Wayne Gretzky Pinot Grigio labelled "USA. Pinot Grigio. Weak & Backstabbery." Product description: "This Pinot delights with notes of elitism and effluent. Terry Fox would not have used this swill to put out a fire. Pair with broasted raccoon." $16.95

Bottles of Wayne Gretzky Baco Noir labelled "USA. Baco Noir. Depressing & Turncoating." Product description: "This Baco's rancid berry flavour offers the hint of a garbage bag used to hold the empties of after game brews. Pair with roast raccoon." $16.95

Bottles of Wayne Gretzky Chardonnay labelled "USA. Chardonnay. Acrid & treasony." Product description: "This mediocre Ontario Chardonnay reeks of betrayal. Expect hints of moral rot, fermentedin the casks of vast wealth. Pair with barbecued raccoon." $16.95.

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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Canadian Prime Minister–designate Mark Carney: "Donald Trump thinks he can weaken us with his plan to divide and conquer. Pierre Poilievre's plan will leave us divided and ready to be conquered. Because a person who worships at the alter of Donald Trump will kneel before him, not stand up to him."

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OwnGoalTheo @owngoaltheo.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Shit. The jig is up. We had Saddam’s weapons of mass destruction all along. 🫠

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro

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Eric Feigl-Ding @drericding.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

✅Measles was declared eliminated in U.S. in 2000 due to the measles vaccine. 📍Today, Mexico has issued a warning to avoid traveling to the U.S. because of measles outbreaks in Texas and 7 other U.S. states.

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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 27/02/2025

Oh, man, not Gene Hackman. 2025 can just fuck right off. Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...

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Alexandre Gangué-Ruzic @alexgangueruzic.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Jesse Marsch: “When I look forward to a month from now, I know that this will fuel our team, their mentality and the will we have to play for our country, and the desire we have to go after this tournament in every way and to show on and off the pitch exactly what Canadian character is” #CanMNT

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

The problem with American political discourse is that you can’t explain the impact of tariffs to people dumb enough to think DEI programs cause plane crashes.

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Jason Davis @davisjason.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Elon Musk is a Nazi. Tell everyone you know.

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Manuel Veth @manuelveth.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Breaking! Austrian club LASK has signed highly talented Canadian talent Naël Mamadou Lamine Kane from CF Montréal. The 18-year-old Ottawa-native will initially play for LASK Amateure. #CanMNT

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OneSoccer @onesoccer.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Jonathan David at 25 years old 🎂 ⚽️ 294 Games Played (Club) 🎯 138 Goals (Club) 🏆 1x Ligue 1 title 🇨🇦 59 #CanMNT caps 😎 31 Goals (Int'l) ⭐️ 2x CanMNT POTY A genuine, bona fide world-class superstar, from our nation's capital 📍 Happy Birthday! 🥳

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Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

This is excellent. How Canada Should Respond to Trump open.substack.com/pub/dgardner...

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How Canada Should Respond to Trump

Heed the lesson of Thucydides: Only brutality can deter brutal men.

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Alan Cross🇨🇦 @alancross.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

An excellent read: "Why is the Cybertruck so ugly?" It's well-reasoned. www.honest-broker.com/p/why-is-the...

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Why Is the Tesla Cybertruck So Depressingly Ugly?

It's a bigger problem than just one sinister-looking car

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OwnGoalTheo @owngoaltheo.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

@jamessharman.bsky.social on my AppleTV box, the screensaver is set to my photos. This pic from our trip to Edmonton comes on regularly and makes me chuckle every time.

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OwnGoalTheo @owngoaltheo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I’d have to say the 1986 Challenger tragedy. I remember coming home from school and it being live coverage, which was unusual I think?

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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

"We cannot continue to participate in the social network feed of a man who proclaims the death of the media and therefore of journalists... X is a platform that no longer serves the public interest at all, but the special ideological and financial interests of its owner and his political allies"