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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 11h

The Americans aren't joking btw The DMV are as bad as GP receptionists I straight up do not think these people see me as a human

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 15h

I just pulled a funny face at a baby and she rolled her eyes at me

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 21h

I feel like people have forgotten that The Walking Dead used to be talked about in the same air as Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They should invent a body that doesn't keep the score

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Faulty Frannie @faultyfrannie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yeah that’s what we call your mom

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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆｡˚ 𓆝⋆｡˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Me: thank you, ki- (remembers I am a Maoist) Me: thank you, glorious leader.

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Nobody elected you" they quite famously did. There was an entire Conclave (2024) about it, they even had white smoke to let you know he was elected

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm getting spam calls on my UK number and now I'm convinced I've done something terrible or wrong and I'm finally being exposed for it and everyone is going to murder me for whatever it is I've done wrong This is rad, dude

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Having to take a driving test as part of getting a US driving licence and honestly very shocked that Maryland drivers are ever taught to drive like that

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

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👻 Spooky Scary Jam (they/them)👻 @jaimekay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Surprise motherfuckers! I’m 6 years sober today! Fuck you alcohol! 🎊🎃👻🤠🤗🤯

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Been a rough week on social media but it's been a fucking vile few years. I can't ever remember so much hate & vitriol pointed at, tbh, everyone

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I will put money on him watching Peaky Blinders recently

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The terrorism false flag at an RAF base actually turning out to be a bunch of incompetent fuel thieves getting caught by curtain-twitching grannies would be a fitting end to a very stupid story

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👻 Spooky Scary Jam (they/them)👻 @jaimekay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hollywood is great because an abuser like Johnny Depp gets to star in some shitty ass looking vampire movie, and Amber Heard, the woman he abused, doesn’t get any roles because she fought back. There is no cancel culture for white men in Hollywood. They always bounce back.

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Do you guys ever fantasize about getting to explain stuff to people? And they also genuinely find it interesting and ask follow up questions to show they're actually listening? I do

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"But, for my own part, it was all fucking Greek to me"

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don't really miss UK food too much bc the food is *amazing* here, but I do miss the very specific type of takeaway pizza you get in the UK, and above all else I miss UK chocolate. I miss it so fucking much, dude

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I would throw each and every single one of you into the Pits of Tartarus to bring white chocolate Maltesers back

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Next to none of them were hanged, most never saw a trial and most of those who did never saw justice. Of the 2,500 senior Nazis indicted, only 180 were tried and only 25 were hung More Nazis got jobs in the US & in NATO militaries, esp West Germany, than saw the hangman's noose

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One time my friend posted a photo of their tits, that was awesome

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Having an AI-generated profile picture is cringey & weird but I think accepting compliments on your AI-generated profile picture as if you actually look like that is a level of delusion they used to lock people up & chain them to radiators for

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My life in cardboard has finally joined me in AMERICAAAAAAAA

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Talked about this before but now have data to prove my point lol Straight women fucking HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE us, dude

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Saw Resident Evil VERY GOOD horror movie with great use of pacing, framing, tension, and music to build up constant releases of tensions Very fucking gross and weird, with some genuinely very well done humour, just as Resident Evil should be The ending is Sopranos level sudden though lmao 8/10 ❤️

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

And yet no one has said "thank you for your service" to me #BrokenBritain

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Last night I got woken up by a very traumatic nightmare related to my brother and I have been so on edge I haven't been able to sleep. Think I may actually have some of that Mentow Ellniss the kids talk about on the tiktoks

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hey girl I would never block you, my dm’s are open xo

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I can forgive Ed Sheeran for making shitty music but I can't forgive him for being a fucking coward

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

English leftists' response to this has been to dismiss Irish re-unification as "tribalism", brand Scottish independence as "moving backwards" and Welsh sovereignty as "a non-starter" #Nooticing

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The far right loonies being proven wrong yet again is funny and all, but remember when the CEO of Netflix said brick-and-mortar cinemas were no longer relevant? lol. lmao

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Every group chat I'm in is a gamble on how autistic I can be about whatever niche micro-interest of mine is being discussed before it becomes clear I girlbossed too close to the Sun. In the biz we call this The Great Wager

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

No fucking shit who would have fucking guessed !

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

They should invent a body that doesn't keep the score

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

There really is no low, no depth to which people will go, that people won't stoop to absolve rich white people of their guilt

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I feel like I'm having constant low level panic attacks this sucks dude

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Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

she's so spoiled

Jezebel the heeler pittie chowchow mix dog sits and looks at the camera. She has a mini waffle balanced on her nose, her ears are back in "serious business mode"

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Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

spam calls started back up again after a strangely quiet morning i wonder if that means the ai servers are back up lol

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If you want an idea of what the next US government will look like you keep electing "sensible middle ground centrists"

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Young American men love to point out that you are a foreigner and then immediately start making fun of your accent. It is very important to their culture If you don't find it funny you are considered a bastard man a la Pol Pot or Idi Amin

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It should have been Charlie Kirk again somehow

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diet dr. kelp @mah-randa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

dolly parton was one of the best people to ever do it. i’m grateful to have existed at the same time as her. may we all strive to leave this world a little better than it was when we entered it.

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Ah fuck did I post a picture of my dick again

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Today is the birthday of my beautiful, wonderful, sweet, hilarious friend @jaimekay.bsky.social Thank you Jaime, for giving us one more year of you being spectacular ❤️❤️❤️ For everyone else, send them money !!! JaimeKayA on cashapp & venmo !!!

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The Left is Messing Up by not embracing the least popular cause and corporate executives in the country

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The Americans are using unprecedented levels of breast-holding-up technology The European mind is not capable of comprehending the level of breast being held up and can not compete with the tensile strength required by such small pieces of clothing

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Nona @nonagoff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

vm.tiktok.com/ZN88KqwAK/ incase you’re not aware, I also play horror games with a group of my pals. This is part one of Shift at Midnight. I had a magnificent moustache.

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TikTok - Make Your Day

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

In another life she'd be your friend's chain-smoking mum comforting & reassuring you in their kitchen at 3am after a night out of underage drinking

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