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Elrond Hubbard

@owenthomas.bsky.social
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Remember when RoboCop shot that dude in the dick?

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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My life in cardboard has finally joined me in AMERICAAAAAAAA
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ah fuck did I post a picture of my dick again
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Bilbo Baggins saying "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread"
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Haha it's the meme number
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hanging out with Da Coolest Cat In Da Club
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Drown in piss you dumb dead bitch
Quote from Rod Liddle: "The one thing stopping me from being a teacher was that I could not remotely conceive of not trying to shag the kids. It seemed to me virtually impossible not to, and I was convinced that I'd be right in there from Day One."
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Beach Boys ❤️
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
So long, and thanks for all the fish
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Of course I move to America just in time for Explosive Diarrhoea And The Omnipotent Smoke Field to be a thing
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Bluesky is a great app I hope to use it someday
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
... no ... it's really not
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Seriously though this is the most evergreen, everlasting thing said about all social media that I've ever seen lmao
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I do not have much to ask from the world, but I hope everyone gets to experience the wonderful, endless, bottomless, brilliant kind of love you show to me and the world every single day. Happy birthday, Bee, I love you so much ❤️❤️❤️
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Today is the birthday of my wonderful husband-to-be. It is, Godwilling, the last birthday where we will be apart. You are so loyal, so noble, so loving, so strong, so smart, so sweet, and so wonderful. ❤️❤️❤️
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Resignations aren't enough
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My time in the UK, officially, has an expiration date. 7 weeks from now, and 6 years of long distance & 16 months of very hard work will all finally pay off I love you, Bee. l'Il be home soon ❤️
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Screenshot of a tweet from The Economist's Twitter account, saying "Vladimir Lenin died #OnThisDay 1924. He dismissed our newspaper as a journal which speaks for British millionaires"
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Month, shaggers ❤️🏳️‍🌈💜🏳️‍⚧️💙
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I can't stop looking at this and sobbing with pure, unadulterated joy 6 years of long distance, 16 months of non-stop hard work And we fucking did it @eggboybee.bsky.social ❤️
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
VISA APPROVED
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I built this algorithm brick by bloody brick
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Just checking in on this btw
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Hungary rn
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
All-timer
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Today is mine & Bee's anniversary. We've been together 6 years and I've been grateful for every single moment of it, bc all the good bits have been because of you. Making you laugh is the best feeling in the world. Thank you for being my best friend and my greatest adventure I love you, frog boy 💚❤️
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Me: "I promise I won't get political" Me, literally 5 mins later:
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I am full of carbs rn
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Google Stadia:
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP CONTROL 2 HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
This is insane but unfortunately it may work on me
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I know a lot happens in this crazy world of ours but this being a real thing that happened is fucking insane to me. Legitimately a little bit insane
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
¡No pasarán!
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Very cool Instagram thank you for banning every sex worker but letting all the Nazis stay thank you
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
My fiance is trying to get proposed to a second time
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Make sure you get your STD tests done on the regular, gang. In the UK & Eïre, you can get free at-home tests via SH:24! sh24.org.uk sh24.ie
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Halo, the game series that literally made Xbox, is now gonna be on PS5
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
13 nights to Halloween movie countdown Night 6 - The Shining
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
13 nights to Halloween movie countdown Night 5 - Blair Witch Project
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
13 nights to Halloween movie countdown Night 4 - 30 Days of Night
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I look like this btw
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
13 nights to Halloween movie countdown Night 3 - REC
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
13 nights to Halloween movie countdown Night 2 - The Mist
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Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Gonna do a 13 nights to Halloween movie countdown Night 1 - Near Dark
Movie poster of "Near Dark"
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