Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 18hThe Americans aren't joking btw The DMV are as bad as GP receptionists I straight up do not think these people see me as a human 000
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 22hI just pulled a funny face at a baby and she rolled her eyes at me 120
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026To this day I genuinely consider S1E1 to be some of the best TV I've ever seen, and even after the whole thing with Darabont (which I didn't find out about til 2022 holy shit) the show was sooo good, and then it just ... farted itself to death 010
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I feel like people have forgotten that The Walking Dead used to be talked about in the same air as Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad 2481
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They should invent a body that doesn't keep the score 000
Reposted by Elrond HubbardFaulty Frannie @faultyfrannie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah that’s what we call your mom 092
Reposted by Elrond Hubbard🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆｡˚ 𓆝⋆｡˚ 𓇼 🏳️⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me: thank you, ki- (remembers I am a Maoist) Me: thank you, glorious leader. 3301
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Nobody elected you" they quite famously did. There was an entire Conclave (2024) about it, they even had white smoke to let you know he was elected 010
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm getting spam calls on my UK number and now I'm convinced I've done something terrible or wrong and I'm finally being exposed for it and everyone is going to murder me for whatever it is I've done wrong This is rad, dude 000
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Having to take a driving test as part of getting a US driving licence and honestly very shocked that Maryland drivers are ever taught to drive like that 000
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. 010
Reposted by Elrond Hubbard👻 Spooky Scary Jam (they/them)👻 @jaimekay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Surprise motherfuckers! I’m 6 years sober today! Fuck you alcohol! 🎊🎃👻🤠🤗🤯 30812
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Been a rough week on social media but it's been a fucking vile few years. I can't ever remember so much hate & vitriol pointed at, tbh, everyone 000
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will put money on him watching Peaky Blinders recently 010
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cottagers have more competance and you know it 111
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The terrorism false flag at an RAF base actually turning out to be a bunch of incompetent fuel thieves getting caught by curtain-twitching grannies would be a fitting end to a very stupid story 120
Reposted by Elrond Hubbard👻 Spooky Scary Jam (they/them)👻 @jaimekay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hollywood is great because an abuser like Johnny Depp gets to star in some shitty ass looking vampire movie, and Amber Heard, the woman he abused, doesn’t get any roles because she fought back. There is no cancel culture for white men in Hollywood. They always bounce back. 181
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do you guys ever fantasize about getting to explain stuff to people? And they also genuinely find it interesting and ask follow up questions to show they're actually listening? I do 010
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"But, for my own part, it was all fucking Greek to me" 000
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don't really miss UK food too much bc the food is *amazing* here, but I do miss the very specific type of takeaway pizza you get in the UK, and above all else I miss UK chocolate. I miss it so fucking much, dude 000
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I would throw each and every single one of you into the Pits of Tartarus to bring white chocolate Maltesers back 000
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And stop asking to be fucked in the ass so loud !!! 110
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nuremberg and the other trials post-WW2 was such a resounding failure that the lesson taught was "we hate the Commies who fought alongside us more than the Nazis who were killing us" Even the ones in prison got out by the 60s Don't get me started on the Japanese 010
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Next to none of them were hanged, most never saw a trial and most of those who did never saw justice. Of the 2,500 senior Nazis indicted, only 180 were tried and only 25 were hung More Nazis got jobs in the US & in NATO militaries, esp West Germany, than saw the hangman's noose 150
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026One time my friend posted a photo of their tits, that was awesome 091
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Having an AI-generated profile picture is cringey & weird but I think accepting compliments on your AI-generated profile picture as if you actually look like that is a level of delusion they used to lock people up & chain them to radiators for 010
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My life in cardboard has finally joined me in AMERICAAAAAAAA 020
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Also meant to put straight women*** in my prev tweet my apologies Same people who say slut shaming is wrong, virginity is propaganda & "my body my choice" have said, on dates, to my face, that a man being bi is gross & weird Also had an aunt say she'd prefer I was just gay bc it's "more normal" lol 110
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Straight don't want a man who's been penetrated is the thing. They see it as humiliating, and don't see the hypocrisy lol 110
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Talked about this before but now have data to prove my point lol Straight women fucking HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE us, dude 240
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Saw Resident Evil VERY GOOD horror movie with great use of pacing, framing, tension, and music to build up constant releases of tensions Very fucking gross and weird, with some genuinely very well done humour, just as Resident Evil should be The ending is Sopranos level sudden though lmao 8/10 ❤️ 020
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I found the one man who isn't a troglodyte and moved 2,500 miles across an ocean to marry him. You have my sympathies 010
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026And yet no one has said "thank you for your service" to me #BrokenBritain 000
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm making jokes to distract from the fact I'm in a state of constant, extreme panic and have been for about 5 hours now 000
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Last night I got woken up by a very traumatic nightmare related to my brother and I have been so on edge I haven't been able to sleep. Think I may actually have some of that Mentow Ellniss the kids talk about on the tiktoks 100
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hey girl I would never block you, my dm’s are open xo 000
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I can forgive Ed Sheeran for making shitty music but I can't forgive him for being a fucking coward 010
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026English leftists' response to this has been to dismiss Irish re-unification as "tribalism", brand Scottish independence as "moving backwards" and Welsh sovereignty as "a non-starter" #Nooticing 141
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The far right loonies being proven wrong yet again is funny and all, but remember when the CEO of Netflix said brick-and-mortar cinemas were no longer relevant? lol. lmao 010
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Every group chat I'm in is a gamble on how autistic I can be about whatever niche micro-interest of mine is being discussed before it becomes clear I girlbossed too close to the Sun. In the biz we call this The Great Wager 020
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026By contrast, The Pitt apparently didn't lose many viewers and they had year-to-year seasons, as did Slow Horses (great show btw). One producer on The Pitt was even quoted saying "we made the show like we made shows in the 90s and we got 15 episode seasons again" lmao WHO'D HAVE GUESSED 000
Elrond Hubbard @owenthomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You're losing all momentum bc a lot of people can't keep up with the show!!!! I love Severance & Pluribus so much but 2 years between seasons meant I sort of forgot most of S1 before I rewatched it 100
