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Owen

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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My reels algorithm is so fucking good now man. Pure psychic warfare straight from the White Martian
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
New underwear has been delivered
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Feel very this today
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The year is 2030, the police have just stopped you because you don't have your gay card on you, and you start running.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Having a mental spiral in Luton Airport honestly feels too on the nose
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love to break my minesweeper record time on the train to a delayed flight
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My dog sleeps like Snoopy dances
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Came in the office from nipping out to get a coffee and Sky News is on mute on the TV with the headline "Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Mounts Legal Battle" and this is the picture they are showing. Just beautiful.
The infamous picture of Prince Andrew in the back of his car looking absolutely melted
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally linked my ereader to my Calibre library and painlessly sent about 400 books with no processing errors.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Certain people's experience of authenticity is truly so inspiring to me. We need an official scale for the level of delusional that some people operate at.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Screaming at the last director of Eurovision getting bullied out of my local. Fuck the EBU.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hello from the gay bar during October
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No but I'm going to start seeking them out
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Taking the TGV is so fun
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's always so funny to me that the Eurostar toilets were clearly designed by a gay to take nudes in
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If anyone fancies a drink tonight in London lemme knoooow
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never doing the Bermondsey Beer Mile on a night where I have work then next day ever again
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know why the slogan on the bags for Egg Free Cake Box isn't "say it without egg" instead of "say it with cake"
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 13/02/2026
Edited Silent Hill 2 screenshot. A faded letter rests against a black screen.

In front, blue text reads, "She's turned the weans against us."
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Charli is a great gal, but god she's a terrible actress
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God I like knowing things
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Straight off of starring in the Lifetime Original Movie: Presented by Robin Roberts: Angel in the Rubble: The Genelle Guzman Story, Sherri Shepherd will be starring as The Genie in Broadways Aladdin this Holiday season.
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Sam P @samjoshphillips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They’re going to be so disappointed when nobody comes.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Saw a woman earlier ask chatGPT to write her a condolence letter to her best friend humanity is so cooked.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The urge to reply "grow up" whenever anyone engages with anything in the MCU or similar and acts like it's deep or meaningful
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Final Fantasy VIII is such a weird game.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have been born for just over a decade more than this and for most of my life I've been aware of this without access to classified government documents? Whoever is to blame for this needs some serious questions asked as to how this happened, because I have no idea.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I just finished Final Fantasy VII Rebirth and I really enjoyed the first two thirds of it and then suffered through the final third just feeling like one long boss rush interspersed with cutscenes.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Been obsessed with Manhattan Mini Storage for weeks now.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Why is LIDL going so hard on foot content?
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He really is the people's princess
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Shoe shopping is so humiliating, what do you mean I have to get my feet out in public.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why is the """Community Hall""" around the corner from me flying the flag at half mast? Is it because of Dolly? Are they going to do one of her songs on their next march?
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
3 hours and 20k steps later ft @owendensaft.bsky.social
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
People on Instagram are not liking my story...
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love da movies! (I just saw Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma)
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tonight I celebrated my birthday with friends (as in on the day and as an actual event instead of a standard weekly pub trip) and it was very lovely. No pictures because I forgor.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Surprised they've not rolled out Wooly to announce that the price of wool has gone up (which is surely price-fixing at this point because the price of wool products - to consumers - did not appear to drop during the pandemic)
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I fully believe the press is to blame with Jason Ardays death, however (and not attempting to shift the blame) but the "average person" consistently consuming true crime media with the constant churn/dirge of this content being pushed out certainly didn't help.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Colleagues sister is allegedly in a "moon cult" (seriously - his words, not mine) and she has put a good chunk of cash into this (seriously)
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wor$t dano in america @itsbrendano.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
making out with your friends is one of life’s great pleasures
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I fucking hate you Fieldglass. I log into one account to do my own timesheets and it deletes my other account to approve other people's timesheets every. single. week.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The judging and production choices in this season of Project Runway are genuinely incomprehensible only four episodes in.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I will always find giant deckchairs darksided. If I want to pretend to be a gnome I will take to the woods.
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My Uber home feels like it's got a partial flat but it'll be fine right I will only be in it for ten minutes....
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Pondering the Orb
A selfie of Owen wearing sunglasses stood in front of the hot air balloon styled Paris 2024 Olympic Cauldron
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Mario💫 @marioc91.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Its showtime girls
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Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If my flight is delayed more than a minute I should be allowed to have a cigarette on the tarmac.
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