Reposted by OwenAlan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026My reels algorithm is so fucking good now man. Pure psychic warfare straight from the White Martian 931495229
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This is genuinely so insanely impressive to me! Congrats! 010
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If you're going standard crisp it's Co-op Irresistible Hand Cooked Sea Salt & Chardonnay Wine Vinegar Crisps. 010
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The year is 2030, the police have just stopped you because you don't have your gay card on you, and you start running. 020
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Having a mental spiral in Luton Airport honestly feels too on the nose 100
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Love to break my minesweeper record time on the train to a delayed flight 000
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Don't be afraid to unfollow or block or change interaction rules etc. 010
Reposted by OwenWillie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My dog sleeps like Snoopy dances 0431
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You think Cloris would kind of be owed that type of favour 010
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Came in the office from nipping out to get a coffee and Sky News is on mute on the TV with the headline "Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Mounts Legal Battle" and this is the picture they are showing. Just beautiful. 020
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Today has been filled with lots of minor things which are greatly improving my quality of life. 010
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Finally linked my ereader to my Calibre library and painlessly sent about 400 books with no processing errors. 100
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Certain people's experience of authenticity is truly so inspiring to me. We need an official scale for the level of delusional that some people operate at. 000
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Screaming at the last director of Eurovision getting bullied out of my local. Fuck the EBU. 000
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's always so funny to me that the Eurostar toilets were clearly designed by a gay to take nudes in 030
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No don't say that I need to traverse the centre in a few hours 010
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Paging @charliewaters.bsky.social - did you know your ugly shoes came in another colour? 010
Owen @owendensaft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If anyone fancies a drink tonight in London lemme knoooow 000
