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Jerry Giraffe

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Lifelong Minnesota’n starting to see a glimmer of hope.

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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 8h
Pair that with Nigella unhinging her jaw in this seasons Bake Off and we’ve got our next “backrooms”
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 16h
I had that with our County Sheriff who was less than helpful during Metro Surge in Jan. But if you dont vote for her, you get any worse option who will let ICE do whatever the hell they want here in Minneapolis
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 21h
Count Chocula /list
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 21h
Im a bit of a geography nerd. Was in an Orienteering class in HS too. That “map” makes me both irrationally angry and relieved bc if this is what AI is capable of, we’ll be just fine
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ProTips: -Apple Juice > Gatorade -Orange jello & jolly ranchers during prep day -FOLLOW THE DIET leading up to it Itll be a breeze. Nothing to be scared of, at all
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You think they’re petty enough to deny you after your recent critical MNUFC articles?
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seeing all these crowd shots of unhappy yankees fans is doing more than cialis ever could
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good, only suckers are buying the Count, Frankenberry, or Boo Berry before 11/1
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Has a team ever fired its HC after only four games and going 4-0?
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pro: he can see over the line Con: he can see over the line
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#BBTT (bring back the troughs)
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What Adam said:
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At least when I was 5 I got a trip to the Orange Julius when it was over. There is no such reward waiting for this game.
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the first time Ive gotten to watch any Vikings this year and it feels like Im being 5 years old again, bored out of my mind on the bench waiting for my Mom to finish trying on clothes at the mall.
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well Im 47, so I havent see the Vikes win shit and I picked up Dortmund during their CL loss to Bayern in London. Not a lot of winning happening here 😂😭
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That your Jordan Klepper halloween costume?
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
in fairness, completely based question especially when they ask a native mn’n who doesnt speak a lick german why Dortmund is his favorite team 😂
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
might need a beergraphs reboot this offseason…
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stupid nations league…mere months after the world cup
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yea, Pep absolutely got those “Kawhi” payments. Notice how he never says “No”? www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/F...
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From the soccer community on Reddit: (May 2019) Rob Harris asked Pep Guardiola on whether he had separate payments from Abu Dhabi
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I never forgave Falvine/Baldelli for that decision. Odorizzi was right there to use.
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fire them down to the national league and IMMEDIATELY void all contracts, making players free to sign elsewhere.
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Since felines are out of the equation, call Dennis at Arrow Pest. Dude will lock down every single outside opening. He’s great!
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they just raised my premium 135%, despite never having made a claim. they’re fucking butchers
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s not remotely acceptable
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At Yankees game in ‘07, I got up to use restroom during GBA and I got furiously shouted at by fans and a NYC cop literally blocked the tunnel to the concourse. Mouthbreathers, the entire lot of them.
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yall are getting interviews?
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dont look back in anger, I heard ya say… Relegate those chuds back to the National League.
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So annoyingly good
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@jonmarthaler.com Bro pick is back!
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Eat shit, Sean Payton. 😂
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Saw him at that Dakota some years ago. After each of the first few songs the RABID fans kept demanding Barely Breathing. He replies, “Take a deep breath, we’ll get there.”
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Coward @markcuban hasnt been back either.
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Fuck you, I got mine. Get fucked.”
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thanks, Stu. I dont think my choice is any easier now, haha. But I appreciate it and will let my stomach decide…
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Never been to St Cloud but have time for a lunch this week for work. Where to go out of these spots? -Vals -Burger Time -The White Horse -Bravo Burrito @randballsstu.bsky.social
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
who doesnt love the camera from delano?
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Man, those ghosts that followed Darnold found a new QB to haunt…
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So $20 to watch Wolves, $20 to watch Wild, $20 to watch Twins, dont even know where the Lynx are. As a cord cutter in market, this absolutely sucks.
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You have a stronger stomach than I, Andrew. There’s a r/futurism subreddit that I was a part of for less than a day. It was one of the most depressing places on the internet, outside of a Dortmund post match thread when they play Bayern.
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yep. Most “happy to be there” fanbase since the Twins. And that does nothing but foster stagnation from Ownership.
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here’s mine:
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What a dogshit answer from her too. Acting as if she didnt say it herself.
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Donkey Hodie?
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FYI: @texaszeller.bsky.social @ninesnorth.bsky.social @wesburdine.bsky.social
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
ALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why is she using AI slop to post state fair picture? www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...
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From the minnesota community on Reddit: Michele Tafoya posts fake photo of herself at the fair.
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If she is so “embarrassed” being from Minnesota, why is she running to represent it? thehill.com/homenews/cam...
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Republican Senate candidate: Voters say ‘it’s embarrassing’ to be from Minnesota
Republican Senate candidate Michele Tafoya, a former sportscaster, said Wednesday that voters told her it was “embarrassing” to be from Minnesota, amid progressive candidates’ wins across the state…
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Jerry Giraffe @overpay8618.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Definitely havent seen a Twins player go the Red Sox only to become a hitting monster….
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