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Outlandish Matt

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did you know? You can hear AND see corn while it grows. The crackling noise is due to tiny fractures that occur as the plant stretches, breaks, and grows again [📹 Douglas Cook, Roger Elmore] Original post
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Poor little one. She now has chlamydia though. Helping others comes with a price sometimes. (This is a running bit with me once I found out there was a huge outbreak almost 10 years ago.) pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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Preliminary Evidence of Chlamydiosis in Koalas of the Greater Geelong Region, Victoria: A Potential Emerging Threat?
Chlamydial disease is a major contributor to the decline in koala populations in Australia. In the states where koalas are listed as being endangered, chlamydiosis is closely monitored in many populat...
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sunset runs with my loves
YouTube video by Diamond Sport Dogs
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stopped at a Little Caesars to pick up some cheap pizzas for a get together at a friend’s house. It took god damn nearly an hour to get them. It was the worst fucking service I can recall in years. Placed order at 2:17 PM. Arrived at 3:35 PM. Facility was locked. I had to go through drive thru.
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Should be reposted every month....
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is like some Annihilation shit.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If a bear climbs a power pole, I don’t want to be on the ground either cause something must have been chasing it. I think you could write a pretty amazing horror story just around this incident.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Childish Gambino - This Is America (Official Video)
YouTube video by ChildishGambinoVEVO
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When a dog is rescued by a woman who loves crocheting: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Amazing at how America has risen and declined in my lifetime. I hate that I won’t be able to hear how they teach our history in 100 years.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This guy recorded himself walking around a Blockbuster for a movie night in 1993 and its so nostalgic. Original post
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve always said, if there’s one thing that can bring us together across the aisle it’s being Weekend at Bernie’s fans. I think I was wrong.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Moving forward, they’ll just put in the stadium contracts that there can be no political opinions expressed or some bullshit clause to prevent free speech. They will find ways to suppress them/us.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m going to be that guy but I do NOT like my eggs runny. Wet eggs does not seem appetizing to me at all. I can’t get the idea out of my head that it’s uncooked and could somehow make me sick.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And boy has our government fucked over those first responders. To think Jon Stewart had to argue for them to receive benefits.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is what we should have watched last year. @outlandishbeats.bsky.social
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A Clif Bar has the taste and consistency of something I would eat to survive, not enjoy. Like, if I was stranded and I found an old box labeled “Rations” that is what I would expect.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you REALLY want to crash the MTG market. Master the technique of white washing just the front of a magic card and printing to it. 1) You leave the back intact for verification. 2) You don’t have to worry about card stock. If I was a forger, I’d buy up every single uncut sheet possible.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wizards of the Coast should bring back Archenemy with sets like The Hobbit and Marvel Super Heroes. Sets that can contain a major villain. How cool would it be to fight Doctor Doom with everyone piloting a Fantastic Four deck? Fight Sauron and legion of Nazgul with Frodo and crew.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’d take Nixon 1000 times over.
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is why the internet was invented... #LifuX #Dogs #Dogsofbluesky
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ain’t nobody out here selecting their favorite Verizon store in the app. Why? No one is ordering from them that much.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think someone could make an argument for the first use of time travel is used to stop the person that pitched horse armor.
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canyonbirds.bsky.social @canyonbirds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#FossilFriday
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KB @bkeithb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Monopoly - 2026
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think the hilarious thing is this happening so close to them doing the “We’ll fill every order within 24 hours” thing. Whomever is at the helm, needs to be sacked. It’s a shame printing companies weren’t treated in the same vein as shitty data centers. We need those now more than ever it seems.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is it scalping if you buy with the intent of opening them but the prices get so ridiculous you’d be kinda crazy to not flip them?
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Do you think X Games skateboarders think Marty McFly was lame as shit on his skateboard?
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
People that bitch about the Zeta Set Secret Lair coming out on Wednesday are probably also the same people that bought fucking Food Tokens Secret Lair earlier this month. You’re paying $20 for 7 cards. You do this all the time with Secret Lair. Not sure why you want to bitch about this one.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I had to look this up. A pig can have an average of 10-12 babies. And up to 3 pregnancies within a year. Jesus Christ. How much would a mother pig have to eat to support that?
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Guys, this shit is free! We’re literally able to steal the shirt off it’s back!”
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I come for the video, I stay for the comments. youtube.com/shorts/rVT3Y...
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pulling a CRAZY RARE business card
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is me now. I’m doing this at people’s houses when they start asking me if I want a drink. youtube.com/shorts/7oC47...
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That one whiskey mate
YouTube video by The Whiskey Boys
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Original Microsoft Solitaire graphics by Susan Kare.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wish I had a dollar for every time I was selected or pre-approved for a credit card.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
C’mon, guys! Just a little surveillance. Just a little. techcrunch.com/2026/08/23/f...
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Flock CEO calls for ‘compromise’ as surveillance company faces growing backlash | TechCrunch
Flock Safety faces a growing public outcry over concerns that its surveillance technology could be misused.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This was my mom growing up. I truly believe she was bipolar and was also raised abusively. She would blow up at everything. My mother put a couple of holes in the wall of my room and did call the cops on me. I grew up being more understanding of mental health. youtu.be/cyXWyEIn4Kk
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Worst Mom Ever Seen on Twitch
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cold Take: There should ALWAYS be at least 2 sets to play in the Arena limited formats. It shouldn’t just be 6 options for a set you hate. 😬
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
While I highly hate dog breeding and would never encourage it and want it abolished, I do think an appropriate name for the business is “Pound Town”.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cause sometimes a bullet just won’t do?
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Those strokes are sooooooo clean.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Monday morning calisthenics with this very hungry dog: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Morning Meerkittens
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Kinda tired of the whole “let’s show a scene in the present and then work our way through flashbacks on how we got here” trope.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I remember stories of folks being black listed, put on trial, and having an all around social execution for folks in the 40s-50s for talks of Communist ties. Cut to now, the president is posting about being best friends with a Communist dictator. Jesus Christ our country has gotten dumb as fuck.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fans have more creativity than the studios Original post
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Data centers are like a Christmas gift from Aunt Clara. The people in charge want you to love it and thank them for it while you’re stuck wearing a god damn pink bunny suit.
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Safely Endangered @safelyendangered.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
May your day be much, much better than this bird's: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/aB...
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