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Outlandish Matt

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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 7h
What do you think is different from the article I linked to yours? Mine has more info.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 7h
Considering they probably only have the license for X amount of time, this might be one final push.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 9h
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Dad Throws Chair at Judge Over "Absurdly Low" Sentence for the Driver Who Killed His Little Girl
If there was ever a courtroom video that universally made the internet collectively nod and say, "Yeah, that reaction was justified," it is the infamous
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cosplaying brought to a totally new level. Original post
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Incredible diorama of 1997 NYC: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a good change but I wish it was more common. You should be able to get every card printed in a play booster. The chance should just be extremely low compared to collector.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At the end it says they are used for flood areas. The biggest problem would be filling them.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did you know? You can hear AND see corn while it grows. The crackling noise is due to tiny fractures that occur as the plant stretches, breaks, and grows again [📹 Douglas Cook, Roger Elmore] Original post
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Poor little one. She now has chlamydia though. Helping others comes with a price sometimes. (This is a running bit with me once I found out there was a huge outbreak almost 10 years ago.) pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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Preliminary Evidence of Chlamydiosis in Koalas of the Greater Geelong Region, Victoria: A Potential Emerging Threat?
Chlamydial disease is a major contributor to the decline in koala populations in Australia. In the states where koalas are listed as being endangered, chlamydiosis is closely monitored in many populat...
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Dojo is probably the best aesthetically pleasing store in Little Rock.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sunset runs with my loves
YouTube video by Diamond Sport Dogs
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sat at the window for several minutes before anyone came to it. Was told it would be 12 minutes and the only 2 liter soda options were Grape & Pineapple. I ordered Starry. Sat in my car for over 30 minutes. Had to go back to door and bang repeatedly to speak to someone and get my pizzas.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stopped at a Little Caesars to pick up some cheap pizzas for a get together at a friend’s house. It took god damn nearly an hour to get them. It was the worst fucking service I can recall in years. Placed order at 2:17 PM. Arrived at 3:35 PM. Facility was locked. I had to go through drive thru.
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Should be reposted every month....
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Figured it would be Zelda.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is like some Annihilation shit.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If a bear climbs a power pole, I don’t want to be on the ground either cause something must have been chasing it. I think you could write a pretty amazing horror story just around this incident.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nah, you gotta him with that sticker shock, but reverse.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youtu.be/VYOjWnS4cMY
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Childish Gambino - This Is America (Official Video)
YouTube video by ChildishGambinoVEVO
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When a dog is rescued by a woman who loves crocheting: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Amazing at how America has risen and declined in my lifetime. I hate that I won’t be able to hear how they teach our history in 100 years.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This guy recorded himself walking around a Blockbuster for a movie night in 1993 and its so nostalgic. Original post
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve always said, if there’s one thing that can bring us together across the aisle it’s being Weekend at Bernie’s fans. I think I was wrong.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Moving forward, they’ll just put in the stadium contracts that there can be no political opinions expressed or some bullshit clause to prevent free speech. They will find ways to suppress them/us.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m going to be that guy but I do NOT like my eggs runny. Wet eggs does not seem appetizing to me at all. I can’t get the idea out of my head that it’s uncooked and could somehow make me sick.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Star Wars: Admiral Ackbar - It's a Trap!
ALT: Star Wars: Admiral Ackbar - It's a Trap!
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Now that I think about it, a lot of major game studios are probably propped up by just a few IPs.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You have to give them props though for a company being propped up on like 4 IPs. Three of which were made in the 90s. When I saw there was a BlizzCon I immediately questioned what they would talk about. Their last new IP was Overwatch, 10 years ago.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is probably Legacy Lands playable?
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And boy has our government fucked over those first responders. To think Jon Stewart had to argue for them to receive benefits.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is what we should have watched last year. @outlandishbeats.bsky.social
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A Clif Bar has the taste and consistency of something I would eat to survive, not enjoy. Like, if I was stranded and I found an old box labeled “Rations” that is what I would expect.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A truly evil thing to do would be to carry a tennis ball and throw it into the tree to make it seem like it fell from it. So he grows up thinking there is a tree that drops tennis balls.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you REALLY want to crash the MTG market. Master the technique of white washing just the front of a magic card and printing to it. 1) You leave the back intact for verification. 2) You don’t have to worry about card stock. If I was a forger, I’d buy up every single uncut sheet possible.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I feel like Store Champ promos are picked 12-18 months in advance and it’s someone speculating a card will be popular based upon on some discussion with playtesters. And 70% of the time it’s wrong.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wizards of the Coast should bring back Archenemy with sets like The Hobbit and Marvel Super Heroes. Sets that can contain a major villain. How cool would it be to fight Doctor Doom with everyone piloting a Fantastic Four deck? Fight Sauron and legion of Nazgul with Frodo and crew.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The real question is if any of these will be a serious take or just all humorous, fun jabs. Will there be at least one “this is why we should abolish the reserve list” or “this is why print to demand should be a preferred method for Secret Lairs”.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’d take Nixon 1000 times over.
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is why the internet was invented... #LifuX #Dogs #Dogsofbluesky
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ain’t nobody out here selecting their favorite Verizon store in the app. Why? No one is ordering from them that much.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think someone could make an argument for the first use of time travel is used to stop the person that pitched horse armor.
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canyonbirds.bsky.social @canyonbirds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#FossilFriday
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I like to imagine that now that pictures are enabled, if you look closely on one of the cards they bought there is a picture of a wrench with it.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thank you.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bruh. That sounds just like my recorded voice. I should record myself saying it with the same inflection.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You gotta @ me, bro.
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thank you, thank you.
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KB @bkeithb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Monopoly - 2026
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Outlandish Matt @outlandish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think the hilarious thing is this happening so close to them doing the “We’ll fill every order within 24 hours” thing. Whomever is at the helm, needs to be sacked. It’s a shame printing companies weren’t treated in the same vein as shitty data centers. We need those now more than ever it seems.
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