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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Fallout boy ran so imagine dragons could limp

Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Somebody mixed salt into the sugar shaker by the coffee pot at work. Ppl are weird, but it honestly makes a pretty good cup of coffee

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Long time no see bsky. The culprit has struck again

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Apparently somebody took a shit in the middle of the floor of the women's restroom a while ago. Now half the women I work with are talking about it like they're on a true crime podcast trying to solve a cold case lol

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

New law firm, Freddy and Kruger

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

45 packs glory of team rocket for 10 reverse halos lmao. This why I haven't opened any packs in close to a year 😔

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Weddings are weird. Oh you love each other? Prove it. Let me see you kiss. Yeah do it. Mhmm let's make your grand parents watch

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

So guys I need help. Howl long should it take to bake a lasagna in an easy bake oven? Date is supposed to get here in about 8 hours and I always heard lasagna takes a long time to cook

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

My hero academia, are as they call it in Australia, Boku naur Hīrō Akademia

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Glory of team rocket set is like 200 something... Or about 100 bucks if you get it straight from Japan. But wait. It's 60 with no shrink wrap. Fk scalpers I'm gonna be ripping 90 packs for less than the price of 30

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Iyeee chimed in with a who all gone be there

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Should have never done surgery on that grape

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Watched kill Bill and finally understand why they call it comatoes

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Tired of starburst acting like the red and pink cost 10 times more to make

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Harry Houdini wrapped in chains being lowered into a tank of water. Guy who's only ever seen one magic trick: there's no way he'll be able to get my nose now

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Anybody got a gamefly account I can borrow. I keep hearing about this thing called baldur's gate 3 and I want to see what all the hype is about

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Things I grew up thinking would have way more of an impact on my adult life: Quick sand The Bermuda triangle Me or a love one being effected by mesothelioma Booby traps Hot milfs in my area

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Started watching the new season of survivor. I hope they do it this time I really do. It's long over due. Too many lives have been lost

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Can you glass blowers just blow it and twist up up to make balloon animals?

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

The Rainfurrest Cafe, it's like the Rainforest Cafe but instead of animal statues and paintings it's just Eddy Burback walking around in a fur suit

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Idk know anything about England, how far in line is earl grey from the thrown?

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

The joining a cult ironically, to ritualistically sacrificing yourself with a crystal dagger under a lunar eclipse so you can shed your physical form and astro project as a dragon soaring through space amongst the stars for the bit, pipeline is calling out to me

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Personally I think it could be fun joining a cult ironically. Ya know just for the bit

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

The world we live in is completely off the rails

Screenshot of news article that says
"U.S. officials cracking down on people trying to bring valuable eggs across the border
Egg interceptions up 116% so far this year, while seizures of fentanyl down 32%

Natalie Stechyson · CBC News · Posted: Mar 19, 2025 3:00 AM CDT | Last Updated: 8 hours ago"

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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

You read it too, right?? 🤡

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Just found out severance and succession are two different shows

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

I always told myself I wasn't gonna turn into that old guy that hates on the the youth and the next generation, but 18 yrs are out here perming their hair and popping gas station boner pills

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I play dark magician girl, face down ass up in attack mode and end my turn

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I'm a sucker for a cozy attic loft

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

She's in the gazebo with her friend doing elegant lady type shit. They being fancy in the fuckin garden

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Please do tell; if one can not eat deviled eggs in heaven, then why?.. Why on God's green earth would I ever choose to live a life without sin?

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

The post office will now only deliver femail because of woke

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Teaching myself how to piss "nice cock bro" in morse code

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Waiting 2 weeks for new glasses to come in and be the wrong size.. well maybe I'll be able to see by april

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

My ancestral hunter gatherer DNA forcing me to buy random things Everytime I stop at the gas station to fill up

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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

When I die, use my bones to make stock

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Most people save their receipts for returns and for their taxes. I save them for an alibi when I'm wrongly incarcerated for a murder I didn't commit. I was framed! Please you have to believe me!

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Thinking about launching my own crypto, can I get some feedback on how we're all feel about ¢hode coin?

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

They're selling eggs like lose cigarettes outside the corner store. Use promo day1 for 10% off

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

How far out are we from somebody sacrificing their wallet on a flat of eggs to pelt elon and trump in the public square?

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Gonna start saying crikey. I feel like I've earned it

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I used to drink a lot and love mardi gras. But I barely drink anymore and haven't been to a parade in years. Not really a coincidence

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Step 1 take out loan Step 2 use loan to buy bank Step 3 forgive loan

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Those cans of milk tea are so good untill your tilting your head back like a weird little freak wildly shaking the can just trying to goon every last tapioca pearl into your mouth

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

If I started a union at work I'd use the power of collective bargaining to guarantee us the right to laze around the yard and perhaps even set up a moon bounce and bbq pit when the weather is nice out

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Ouija @ouijabakeoven.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Anytime your anxiety is called for it's just a spidey sense

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