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Ted Geier

@ottoclem.bsky.social
176 followers 313 following 271 posts

No, the other Ted Geier, not that one. This one's a serial social change entrepreneur, change agent capacity builder, dad, and music and games player. Writer of 20+ novels, several of them more than a page long.

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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 1h
Two few people remember him going through his David Bowie phase where he was commissioner of baseball in the 60’s and 70’s and his ghost visited Ebenezer Scrooge McDuck and his three children Huey, Dewy and Bowie Jr. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Too few people remember that his radio persona WolvMan Jack was Hughly popular in 50s and 60s. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Too few people remember he wrote Portnoy’s Complaint, better known as The Gripes of Roth, and offered fragments of the book on his Barstool Sample Sports platform. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Too few people remember that,, with partner Jemaine, he created Flight of the Conchords, introducing samplings of kosher wines and jellies to accompany nachos served on SST’s to the Orthodox Mexican community. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Silent Film Actress Making Funny Face
ALT: Silent Film Actress Making Funny Face
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Too few people remember that, with her trademark hat, Battling Bella led the feminist battle in Congess in the 70’s and then married the Beast in a Disney film that feature Chip in his first appearance without Dale. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Too few people remember he is also a plate of potato-filled Italian dumplings. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That one was a stretch.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You both have good taste. Currently reading The Stupidest Angel for the first time resulting in lots of LOL. looking forward to further adventures of The Cheese and the kid and lots of whatnot.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This makes me happy. Two folks who make me laugh every day. And squirrels!
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t know if @uncleduke1969.bsky.social and @theauthorguy.bsky.social already know each other, but if not, this post would seem the equivalent of an engraved card.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Too few people remember the poultry company he founded invented de grass-fed chicken that many families grew up with, much more popular than their first product, chicken-fed grass. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
10q 10q just aim to amuse myself but delighted when someone gets and likes one of these mishmashes of puns and obscure trivia.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Too few people remember the mexican dish: corn meal and cheese wrapped in corn husk — named to remember his leading the confederate troops to defeat, after which they invented cheesecake that nobody didn’t like, extraordinary since everyone doesn’t like something. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@theauthorguy.bsky.social in case 800 others haven’t sent you this alreadh
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Too few people remember that, as Police Commissioner of Gotham CITU and Chair of Viacom, he became so powerful that he had a season named after him. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We are still really mad at you. Just don’t remember why. Must have been something, though.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Noir and A Dirty Job are sure fire gateway drugstore novels that will set up lifelong addictions of the most glorious type. And I would patronize any drugstore with a rack of @theauthorguy.bsky.social books
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You’d think they could have rounded up to $5,000,000.00. The rich are so cheap. Sorry you had to deal with that.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Too few people remember that he notified me he had to have a bath or he couldn’t go to sea. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Noir 3! Huzzah! And just as we are getting through a Noir’Easter here on the other coast. Looking forward to more time with the Cheese.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since no one actually said the words, “Clifford the big red Dodge” and too few people remember he created a hoax biography of Howard Hughes. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our Fool’s on Jeapordy, baby… oooh ooh ooh
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It sorda looks like him, if not to you at least tommy.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Masterpiece.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Too few people remember that they parlayed their investments in gas stations to subsidize their career as bassist and lead Singer for the band Rush Limbaugh, earning a Medal of Honor. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Too few people remember his and his brother’s band dominating MTV in the 80’s with profound lyrically rich masterpieces like Hot For Teacher and Jump. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Too few people remember that he was a traitor to the country in the revolutionary war but rehabilitated his image when he discovered the effects of poached eggs with hollandaise sauce on English muffins and starred with Martin Freeman on Sherlock. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you Tinker with it, it will Grant your wish. (There was more than one Grant related to that show. IYKYK)
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Too few people remember them costarring with Inspector Jacques Clouseau for the hit film “Wish You Were Here Under The Sea” co-starring Sebastian “Buster” Crab. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Too few people realize that this is the scene from the original version of the film The Nutty Professor that inspired Chuck Berry to stop wearing glasses during performances. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Too few people remember Keaton’s incredible film career that spanned the silent film epic The General to the Willy Wonka sequel Looking For Mr. Goodbar. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Too few people remember him leading the New York Mets to the 1969 World Series with the battle cry “Ya gotta believe” and teaming up with Jonah Hill to create a major publishing house. Ya can’t make this stuff up. And shoutout to @patrickworld.bsky.social for bringing back QDM for da boomers.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Too few people remember that Chief Justice Jimmu Earl Warren introduced the Unlimited Warren Burger Buffet at his Margaritaville Supreme Food Court. You cant make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just marvelous how spiced it up with herbs
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Too few people remember that he created the largest doughnut franchise in Canadian history and that he heard a Who. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
egad, my apologies, although it certainly was a pretty fun goofy episode in sports/culture
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
yeah, well dems the Blakes.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Doesn’t matter if this is the right photo or not because if it ain’t Blake don’t fix it.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thank you! Getting Jim McMahon, Walter Perry, Tyler Perry, Raymond Burr, and the Civil War into four words was a joy and I was hoping someone would be able to sort out the ingredients.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
But it’s only a body! Shoulda quit while it was a head.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Too few people remember that he invented the Super Bowl Shuffle in 1985 with star running back Tyler Perry Mason-Dixon. You can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Five Dog Three-Day Weekend
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just randomly replying “just randomly replying to strangers’ posts” to strangers’ posts.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Too few people remember that as 20th President, he was assassinated by a disgruntled lasagne seeker. Ya can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Too few people remember his Anthology, a series of massive, highly respected collection books of literary texts about ant holes. Ya can’t make this stuff up. Am I right, Lulu?
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Give her an inch and she takes a miley. I’m not joking - I’m cyrus.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Too few people remember that her commercial products include COVID-19 vaccines (Spikevax and mNexspike), the respiratory syncytial virus vaccine (mResvia), and the seasonal influenza vaccine (mFlusiva). Ya can’t make this stuff up.
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Sequles
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Ted Geier @ottoclem.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Too few people remember her classic hit The Night the Lights Went Out In Georgia on My Mind Over Matter and her fish-specific series the Lawrence Whelk show. Ya can’t make this stuff up.
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