Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They tried to put Derek on the cover of Vogue but his legs were TOO LONG 030
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Had a pretty great time on my cabin trip. More places need a clothing optional policy 3400
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026One of my friends helped me figure out what my pit tastes like and I totally get what yall were enjoying about it now. I taste great 280
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Unfortunately for us, we were so blinded by the stars in each other’s eyes that we didn’t notice they followed the same path as our hearts when we swore to be honest with each other, and they both crossed that night 020
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 19/06/2026A friend once told me they were legitimately annoyed with me for showing up on time to plans at their place because “now my boyfriend and I have to put on pants” 1) no you don’t, it’s your house and I’m comfortable seeing whomever naked so this is on you not me 2) girl, YOU fucking invited ME over?? 1160
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Smdh of course I would post a pic for the first time in months the day that bluesky crashed lmao OR everyone was so excited to see me again that it crashed the site 🥰 0100
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Need someone to come play with my chest hair and cuddle up for a nap 3993
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 14/09/2025When he’s not in a cuddling mood he just places his paw on me 1401
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I’ve been jacking off after work so often that I’ve conditioned myself to get hard once I come home 1321
Reposted by PicchuCommunity Flop @communityflop.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Yes to klink at pride 🙂↕️🏳️🌈 1440113
Reposted by PicchuNuktuk @hell0mranderson.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Showing up to work with 5 beverages 1191
Reposted by PicchuNickAfterDark 🔞 @nickafterdark.bsky.social · 17/04/2025why does it feel kind of romantic to edge yourself 81083
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 24/03/2025As much as I find it cute and charming that I haven’t had any issues with insomnia while staying with my partners, it does blow tonight when I am alone and have to wake up in less than 4 hours and my body won’t stay comfortable at all Nothing helps and I’m losing it 090
Reposted by PicchuPup Ripley @pupripley.bsky.social · 23/03/2025It is a truth universally acknowledged that if I disappear from the hang for a few minutes, I AM taking lewds of myself 0112
Reposted by Picchuit’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 26/01/2025this movie is queer culture, just so we are clear 1626320
Reposted by PicchuArc @arcbreak.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Controversial opinion I wish Nintendo had a real handheld. Switch portable mode feels awful 4231
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Not to get emotional on main but I’m genuinely touched by my sister, her daughters, and her husband: 1) openly supporting my relationship 2) having pictures of my boyfriend and I around their house and 3) knowing we’re long distance and getting me an airline gift card so we can see each other 🥹🥹 1180
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I hope whomever came up with the idea to put grid lines on the back of wrapping paper gets their pussy ate cause damn that shit is nice 0200
Reposted by PicchuCarson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Need to cum inside my husband and then 2 other people tbh. 284104
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Working in pharmacy, you see some stupid things. Today’s stupid thing that I’m obsessed with is that Fleet (yes that Fleet) has a mascot and their name is the Eneman 0263
Reposted by PicchuTapas Swiss Miss @dopamine1026.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I love seeing my friends nakey on the internet 0224
Reposted by Picchuit’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 08/12/2024hey siri, how do I message someone first? 111126
Reposted by Picchucollin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 07/12/2024why did the chicken who doesn’t do anal cross the road? to get to the other side 39210
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I either wanna eat more pizza (it was sausage and garlic) and snuggle or be balls deep in someone’s son right now 1150
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Every so often I’ll see a woman in one of my mutuals posts/reposts and go “oh yeah I forgot they’re bi. Cool” Then look at the post for a little longer and go “oh yeah, I forgot *I’m* bi. Cool.” 1120
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I did the white line with who I picked first and the purple line with my current fav 2140
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Wait, Take Me Away specifically, I forgot Ultimate was in that movie too 170
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Von Dutch remix with Lyndsay Lohan’s song from Freaky Friday. That’s it. Thats the Skeet 020
Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Been a minute, but I’m still alive and went to the beach. It was pretty neat 🥰💜 3590
Reposted by PicchuPupNamedTank @pupnamedtank.bsky.social · 16/04/2024How's the View from Down there? 🐶 519314
Reposted by PicchuPup Kura 💖🌸 @sakurapupto.bsky.social · 14/04/2024just found out about homophobia :// hope they get well soon 0503
Reposted by PicchuFrobisher & Clay @frobisherandclay.bsky.social · 10/03/2024I’ve been a little too naked here lately so here’s a selfie I took last night at game night with the bros 4581
Reposted by PicchuPolyamourossy @rossytv.bsky.social · 09/03/2024I’ve recently achieved the fourth level of poly awareness. Seriously though I rolled a nat 20 on love, I’m one lucky fucker 💖 3756