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@ottermattic.bsky.social
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33 years old, queer, gaymer, poly, ADHD, T1D, addicted to D&D and being a little too shy. Using this space to have a little more flirty and fun social media. They/them NSFW 😘

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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They tried to put Derek on the cover of Vogue but his legs were TOO LONG
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Had a pretty great time on my cabin trip. More places need a clothing optional policy
A nude man taking a selfie in an outdoor pool
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
One of my friends helped me figure out what my pit tastes like and I totally get what yall were enjoying about it now. I taste great
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Unfortunately for us, we were so blinded by the stars in each other’s eyes that we didn’t notice they followed the same path as our hearts when we swore to be honest with each other, and they both crossed that night
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A friend once told me they were legitimately annoyed with me for showing up on time to plans at their place because “now my boyfriend and I have to put on pants” 1) no you don’t, it’s your house and I’m comfortable seeing whomever naked so this is on you not me 2) girl, YOU fucking invited ME over??
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Just felt hot 🥰
A selfie of a man in a bathroom wearing only a towel loosely wrapped around his midsection
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Smdh of course I would post a pic for the first time in months the day that bluesky crashed lmao OR everyone was so excited to see me again that it crashed the site 🥰
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Need someone to come play with my chest hair and cuddle up for a nap
A selfie of a shirtless man in bed
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
When he’s not in a cuddling mood he just places his paw on me
A selfie with a black cat napping, his arm stretched and resting on me
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Something slutty; For the attention
A mirror selfie showing my body from my head to just below the top of my bush
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I’ve been jacking off after work so often that I’ve conditioned myself to get hard once I come home
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Happy pride, from me and your seat
Me in bed from the waist down, my hand covering my morning wood
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Community Flop @communityflop.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Yes to klink at pride 🙂‍↕️🏳️‍🌈
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Nuktuk @hell0mranderson.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Showing up to work with 5 beverages
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Got off work now time to get off
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NickAfterDark 🔞 @nickafterdark.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
why does it feel kind of romantic to edge yourself
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
As much as I find it cute and charming that I haven’t had any issues with insomnia while staying with my partners, it does blow tonight when I am alone and have to wake up in less than 4 hours and my body won’t stay comfortable at all Nothing helps and I’m losing it
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Pup Ripley @pupripley.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
It is a truth universally acknowledged that if I disappear from the hang for a few minutes, I AM taking lewds of myself
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
this movie is queer culture, just so we are clear
movie poster of barb & star go to vista del mar
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Arc @arcbreak.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Controversial opinion I wish Nintendo had a real handheld. Switch portable mode feels awful
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Not to get emotional on main but I’m genuinely touched by my sister, her daughters, and her husband: 1) openly supporting my relationship 2) having pictures of my boyfriend and I around their house and 3) knowing we’re long distance and getting me an airline gift card so we can see each other 🥹🥹
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I hope whomever came up with the idea to put grid lines on the back of wrapping paper gets their pussy ate cause damn that shit is nice
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
This onesie is hella soft, if you wanna feel it
Myself in a snowman onesie with the front unzipped and showing my nipple
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Need to cum inside my husband and then 2 other people tbh.
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Working in pharmacy, you see some stupid things. Today’s stupid thing that I’m obsessed with is that Fleet (yes that Fleet) has a mascot and their name is the Eneman
A teal stuffed Fleet enema bottle with arms and legs called the Eneman
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Tapas Swiss Miss @dopamine1026.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I love seeing my friends nakey on the internet
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
hey siri, how do I message someone first?
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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 07/12/2024
why did the chicken who doesn’t do anal cross the road? to get to the other side
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I either wanna eat more pizza (it was sausage and garlic) and snuggle or be balls deep in someone’s son right now
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Every so often I’ll see a woman in one of my mutuals posts/reposts and go “oh yeah I forgot they’re bi. Cool” Then look at the post for a little longer and go “oh yeah, I forgot *I’m* bi. Cool.”
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I did the white line with who I picked first and the purple line with my current fav
The Pokémon starters laid out by generation and type. A purple line highlights bulbasaur, cyndaquil, Mudkip, turtwig, Oshawatt, chespin, popplio, grookey, and fuecoco. A white line highlights Squirtle, totodile, Mudkip, turtwig, Oshawatt, froakie, popplio, grookey, and fuecoco
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
🥰🤓
A white background with “I heart glasses”  A mirror selfie of me smiling in a mirror with a drink in one hand and my phone in the other
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Okay where should my next tattoo be?
A selfie with my tummy showing, shirtless and freshly showered
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Wait, Take Me Away specifically, I forgot Ultimate was in that movie too
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Von Dutch remix with Lyndsay Lohan’s song from Freaky Friday. That’s it. Thats the Skeet
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Been a minute, but I’m still alive and went to the beach. It was pretty neat 🥰💜
Me smiling and laying on a towel on the beach
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Picchu @ottermattic.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
Jacking off, anyone wanna be a lil objectified?
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 22/05/2024
Generated by Make it a Quote
User: nachochip.bsky.social
Content: Normalize kissing your friends because they have nice lips
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PupNamedTank @pupnamedtank.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
How's the View from Down there? 🐶
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Pup Kura 💖🌸 @sakurapupto.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
just found out about homophobia :// hope they get well soon
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
👇🎯💯
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Frobisher & Clay @frobisherandclay.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
I’ve been a little too naked here lately so here’s a selfie I took last night at game night with the bros
A mustachioed man with a heart drawn in pen on his cheekbone
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Polyamourossy @rossytv.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
I’ve recently achieved the fourth level of poly awareness. Seriously though I rolled a nat 20 on love, I’m one lucky fucker 💖
A meme of advancing levels of awareness in polyamory. The stages are as follows:

1. Being poly for the sex.
2. Being poly for the emotional support and love.
3. Being poly for the multiple incomes.
4. Being poly to have a full DnD party.
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