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Carson

@cosmicopossum.bsky.social
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(He,him) 32 Embarrassing myself on a whole new platform. 18+ because I may get saucy.

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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 14h
Good morning from the extremely flattering light in my bathroom
Me shirtless in the mirror with very flattering lighting
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had a dream last night in which I was anxious about buying a vape… so I’m thriving
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Friday (#fcf) came early this week
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think it may be time for me to start making art and being slutty online again
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Does anyone know who was sitting next to Patti Harrison at the culture awards this year? I’m asking because I found him very hot
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’ve been too depressed to be horny online and I’m worried you guys might not even think of me with lust in your hearts anymore :(
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Anyone playing borderlands 4? I bought it on a whim but am feeling the lack of a party
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Started playing Control, and the way I am attracted to Dr. Darling…
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The Dr. Demetre + Nasty Pig collab has me barking and drooling; making a fool of myself.
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
When I started the gay hockey show I really wasn’t expecting it to make me cry.
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This heated rivalry B plot is my A plot and I will be tuning in specifically for it
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Crush on Dr. Demetre Daskalakis reaching critical levels I fear
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I’m gonna have the most homoerotic December the world has ever seen
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Probably gonna move the real horniess and nudes to an alt
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The lighting in the new half bath is very good
It’s me shirtless in a vanity mirror
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I’ve been feeling so HORNY and SLUTTY this week but I’ve been too busy with moving to do anything about it 😭
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Oomf said I should make an onlyfans and my house downpayment agrees tbh
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The last let’s say about 12 months —cumulatively— have been the worst for physical and mental health I’ve had in perhaps my entire life. So here’s to hoping we can just wrap that at a year and move on.
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Nobody seems to care that I’m too hot and fun to have to go to work :(
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mgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It’s that time of year where I listen to the A White Horse episode of the Memory Palace and cry a little
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Hungover in an “embarrassed to be alive” way
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Lips chapped from all the stubble they came into contact with this weekend 🙂‍↕️
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
My favorite kind of problem is one that involves a 7:45 am doctors appointment
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually I love to have problems
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
This was a really powerful weekend for gay guys to get sunburns
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Absolutely bedeviled with gay thoughts and homosexual urges today
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Me today
The why don’t you have some bread and maybe you’ll calm down meme but it reads “why don’t you watch acclaimed anime frieren beyond journeys end and think about how we are all immortal through the love we give to others and maybe you’ll calm down”
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Oh well… now I’ve seen the White House one
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I am living correctly because I have not seen any of the ai Ghibli images people are complaining about, thank you all
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Aleksei and Valentine could have drowned me in that pool and I would still have asked if they wanted head
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My hair looks fucking incredible today and I should get the day off for it
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The way all I want to do today is paint various fish today but instead I’m at work watching a file export crash my computer
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
My skin breaking out right before a sexually charged weekend is actually completely outrageous and a telltale sign that god is scared of me at full strength
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limp wristed tall person @peterpiper.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Even baddies get saddies
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
And yes of course I’m h*rny
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I know I’m always on my soapbox about this, but the way I am made to work instead of doing gay shit all day???
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
The White Lotus continues to be the gold standard for tv made by gay guys for gay guys
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Tyler @coastalhoe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentines Day bloomfies, I’d kiss you all with tongue if I could
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Husband sucked my dick in a way that fixed my sex drive yesterday
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Joe @haveitjoeway.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
happy fcf everyone
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’m “trying to drink less caffeine” to “sleep better” but work is reminding me how I got my coffee habit in the first place
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Ryan ☀️🏖️ @crshort81.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
🚨 New Bot Block List 🚨 Seems super comprehensive and at quick glance didn’t see any potential mistakes. Click subscribe > block — but be sure spot-verify the accounts included before subscribing! bsky.app/profile/did:...
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🇦🇺 🐨 @aussie-himbo.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
i find a new oomf i want to [redacted] everyday 😮‍💨
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I am overdue for a night out that makes me fall in love with being alive again tbh
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Well it’s Monday should I post a nude for attention?
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FadedSons @fadedsons.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
The gentleman will see you now. @cosmicopossum.bsky.social
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