Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 14hGood morning from the extremely flattering light in my bathroom 970917
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I had a dream last night in which I was anxious about buying a vape… so I’m thriving 1240
Reposted by Carsonthe freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 07/08/2026it’s the freaking weeking baby!! 0302166
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I think it may be time for me to start making art and being slutty online again 151760
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Does anyone know who was sitting next to Patti Harrison at the culture awards this year? I’m asking because I found him very hot 1201
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I’ve been too depressed to be horny online and I’m worried you guys might not even think of me with lust in your hearts anymore :( 151161
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Anyone playing borderlands 4? I bought it on a whim but am feeling the lack of a party 1160
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Started playing Control, and the way I am attracted to Dr. Darling… 8541
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 20/01/2026The Dr. Demetre + Nasty Pig collab has me barking and drooling; making a fool of myself. 2270
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 22/12/2025When I started the gay hockey show I really wasn’t expecting it to make me cry. 4961
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 05/12/2025This heated rivalry B plot is my A plot and I will be tuning in specifically for it 2441
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Crush on Dr. Demetre Daskalakis reaching critical levels I fear 1210
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I’m gonna have the most homoerotic December the world has ever seen 3791
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Probably gonna move the real horniess and nudes to an alt 91280
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I’ve been feeling so HORNY and SLUTTY this week but I’ve been too busy with moving to do anything about it 😭 51281
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Oomf said I should make an onlyfans and my house downpayment agrees tbh 41092
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 05/08/2025The last let’s say about 12 months —cumulatively— have been the worst for physical and mental health I’ve had in perhaps my entire life. So here’s to hoping we can just wrap that at a year and move on. 4760
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Nobody seems to care that I’m too hot and fun to have to go to work :( 3962
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 17/06/2025It’s that time of year where I listen to the A White Horse episode of the Memory Palace and cry a little 0160
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Lips chapped from all the stubble they came into contact with this weekend 🙂↕️ 41010
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 14/05/2025My favorite kind of problem is one that involves a 7:45 am doctors appointment 1220
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually I love to have problems 2320
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 12/05/2025This was a really powerful weekend for gay guys to get sunburns 1580
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Absolutely bedeviled with gay thoughts and homosexual urges today 732129
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I am living correctly because I have not seen any of the ai Ghibli images people are complaining about, thank you all 2650
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Aleksei and Valentine could have drowned me in that pool and I would still have asked if they wanted head 6811
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 10/03/2025My hair looks fucking incredible today and I should get the day off for it 3890
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 26/02/2025The way all I want to do today is paint various fish today but instead I’m at work watching a file export crash my computer 1570
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 20/02/2025My skin breaking out right before a sexually charged weekend is actually completely outrageous and a telltale sign that god is scared of me at full strength 71701
Reposted by Carsonlimp wristed tall person @peterpiper.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Even baddies get saddies 511217
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I know I’m always on my soapbox about this, but the way I am made to work instead of doing gay shit all day??? 31135
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 18/02/2025The White Lotus continues to be the gold standard for tv made by gay guys for gay guys 01070
Reposted by CarsonTyler @coastalhoe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Happy Valentines Day bloomfies, I’d kiss you all with tongue if I could 51884
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Husband sucked my dick in a way that fixed my sex drive yesterday 112612
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I’m “trying to drink less caffeine” to “sleep better” but work is reminding me how I got my coffee habit in the first place 7941
Reposted by CarsonRyan ☀️🏖️ @crshort81.bsky.social · 09/01/2025🚨 New Bot Block List 🚨 Seems super comprehensive and at quick glance didn’t see any potential mistakes. Click subscribe > block — but be sure spot-verify the accounts included before subscribing! bsky.app/profile/did:... 1615439
Reposted by Carson🇦🇺 🐨 @aussie-himbo.bsky.social · 09/01/2025i find a new oomf i want to [redacted] everyday 😮💨 51338
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I am overdue for a night out that makes me fall in love with being alive again tbh 71496
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Well it’s Monday should I post a nude for attention? 81641
Reposted by CarsonFadedSons @fadedsons.bsky.social · 14/12/2024The gentleman will see you now. @cosmicopossum.bsky.social 16114098