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Matt | Farallon

@ottercynic.bsky.social
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Absurdity, levity and the odd non-sequitur. Montréal Canadiens | Seattle Kraken | Pokémon Go: 2183 3320 7470 | PFP by Shiuk. BlueSky Ancient One. Seattle area greymuzzle. 🔞 Never calling.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/11/2025
Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how…
Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
“Caleb Funke, a youth director at a different local church, said: “I guess when you hear of a pastor getting caught of that, you get a little more shocked than I guess somebody else. But we’re all sinners” No, you expect molestation from pastors and youth ministers. Not shocking.
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Of course he’s a pastor.
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riii @earth222riah.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Illas @illas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Raccuterie board
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spooky24.bsky.social @spooky24.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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TK Wolf / Seth Saber @tk-wolf.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
GOOD MORNING FLUFFS AND OTHER NON FLUFF THINGS! We're excited to get the Furs For Life Steam started! We're still waking up over here, so grab your coffee and come chat with us! Re-Posts are SUPER appreciated - please help us get the word out! The FFL Stream starts NOW! www.twitch.tv/FFLSeattle
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Neat
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
As a hockey fan (Montreal Canadiens in particular), I’m putting this article back out into the universe. I thought it was a very insightful piece by one of my fav players of the era. www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/why...
theplayerstribune.com
Why We Fight | By Brandon Prust
Brandon Prust on why fighting makes the NHL safer.
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Nearly everything I try to respond to: “we’re sorry, that post has been deleted.” 😁
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I’m going to have to mute so many people in the next month, babbling about recipes, food, holiday nonsense. I just know nobody will tag/moderate
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Left my coat at the restaurant where I had supper, and they’re closing jn 10 minutes. Arrrrgh, will have to back tomorrow for it >.<
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
There go the property values.
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EspressoYeen @espressoyeen.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
👀 #fursuit #furrymemes #hyena #yeen #furry #cervezacristal #espressoyeen
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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
🎶 I hear the sound Of the otters' voices I see their hungry eyes Their hungry eyes They’re smashing clams They’re smashing clams They swim on their backs Backs against the churn I walk alone Like a Predator cat I walk alone With the ghost of this bit Giving the post back Yeah, back to the Roo…🎶
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a sea otter is swimming in the water with its head above the water .
ALT: a sea otter is swimming in the water with its head above the water .
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Some of you kids don’t know the classics.
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I wish there was a way to block all of these stupid Simpsons memes. Hate the show and don’t care one bit for any of them, but they’re never tagged.
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Pretty awesome — now make them that smell like different paws.
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Awesome; thanks!
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Todd Radom @toddradom.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Fun fact: Edmund Fitzgerald was a founding partner of the Milwaukee Brewers. The freighter as named for his father.
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I can see the stain of jizz on the incel’s knuckles. Maybe it’s Monster energy.
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
There’s a YouTube channel I’ve been watching called Classic Album Review. Older fella in the UK who rants/raves/discusses various music topics. What I like is he does the usual nonsense, “hit like & subscribe, join Patreon”, then disgustedly say, “enough of this piffle, let’s get on with it!”
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Seattle Bike Blog @seattlebikeblog.com · 11/11/2025
Game 5 of the ALDS has entered the 9,748th inning, the Sounders are in round 3,250 of their shootout and Katie Wilson leads the vote count for mayor by 91 votes. Seattle just doesn’t like knowing results.
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Harrell looks and sounds almost exactly like a really shady guy I used to work with, and I can’t unsee it.
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
OK, have at it…
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Hmm, I can’t seem to remember why Pete Rose was kept out of the baseball hall of fame.
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Kim Davis who tried to get the #SupremeCourt to overturn same sex marriage now owes a gay couple $360k — Fabulous 🏳️‍🌈
Crowd outside the U.S. Supreme Court with a raised hand holding American and rainbow pride flags.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 10/11/2025
….Almost like he knew. xkcd.com/2910/
xkcd.com
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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Skrrt Russell @cidmcdp.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
You've probably already heard this, but I gotta say, if you haven't heard PE's Public Enemy Number Won from 2020... Hearing my childhood idols dap each other up some 40 years after they hit? Special. Love this track. 👍 youtu.be/w-9vTibHOgY?...
youtu.be
Public Enemy - Public Enemy Number Won (Animated) ft. Mike D, Ad-Rock, Run D.M.C.
YouTube video by PublicEnemyVEVO
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Get away from me with that holiday crap, in particular that Mariah Carey song, Sinatra, Dean Martin and like garbage. May they rot in pieces.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 10/11/2025
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Beautiful pup of the alps!!! The Bernese Amount Of Dog :)
a painting of a Bernese mountain dog standing above a snow covered valley with wintry dead trees. Behind are mountains. Lighting is giving sunrise
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Maybe this will finally do it.
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I will shut down Red Hot Chili Peppers shit anytime it comes on the local jukebox. Fine musicians, just haaaaate Kiedis’ voice. Actual fingernails on a chalkboard is more listenable.
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Who’s Cornyn, and why should I care?
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
*yawns* still never calling my senators.
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
What is this Progressive insurance ad with all the animal drivers? Only seen it without sound, haha
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Apologies for the morbid self-reflection. It wasn’t prompted by anything in particular.
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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I used to get very drunk and say terrible things to people on Twitter, wake up the next day fearful of what I might have said. That hasn’t happened in many years. The anger about stupid crap still comes from time to time, but at least I keep it to myself these days.
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/11/2025
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The copyright for Roger Rabbit has been reverted back to its initial author, Gary K. Wolf. “I now have back the rights to all my characters, all my books. I can, basically, do my own Roger Rabbit projects.”
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Illas @illas.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
"Australian" raccoon
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GnollBreath 🍖💦GOING➡️MFF 2026!! @gnollbreath.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Yeeeppp🔥
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S1-FT @siftmicro.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Time to bring this back
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 09/11/2025
The rights for Roger Rabbit have reverted back to author Gary K. Wolf 🐰 “I now have back the rights to all my characters, all my books. I can, basically, do my own Roger Rabbit projects"
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Erm guys, where did texas go? Suspiciously texas shaped deer: *buuuurp* #deer 🦌
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