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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 3h

SI (Sleeps Intermittently) SI (Still incompetent) SI (Sleazy idiot) SI (Screaming Infant)

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 3h

So fucking get this. All of these super geniuses and their brilliant idea to for some goddamn reason decree that Artificial Intelligence be renamed (while the economy is tanking and world is on fire) read and signed this document full of errors. “of the Unites States”?!!

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Thomas Neville @goobermunch.bsky.social · 4h

Oh. This is way satisfying.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 5h

Because let’s be honest, if they could, they would do the same with all minorities, queer and trans folk, and anyone who didn’t drink their Koolaid of absolute devotion to the Octogenarian Orange Tyrant. 😼

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Which means there is a non zero chance that with the extra Tavs/Customized characters allowed mod you could defeat the Netherbrain with a fourway different elemental Dragonborn bukkake. Talk about a “dark urge playthrough”

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Baldur's Gate 3 Tav Dark Urge Reveal

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Your version of “an elevated rail journey” and furries’ version are not the same.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That validating moment when you’re re-measuring your hand dimensions for both hands for a new puppet project and then realizing the ramifications of the math of adding those hand widths together and having a little moment of personal confidence boost that your glans comes past that combined total. 😼

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Mushroom Erection

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Somehow the standup comedian analog equivalent of this for me is Matteo Lane and James Acaster. I cannot explain it and I’m even mostly a top. (Ironically Lane is admittedly a bottom and Acaster is str8.) now you know my spectrum of human “woulds” 😅 I keep the furry ones close to the vest. Usually.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Meanwhile Jefferson Starship still has not apologized for the space dildo prop in the Star Wars Holiday Special: youtu.be/tPE0OKBeqWo?...

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Light The Sky On Fire - Jefferson Starship from Star Wars Holiday Special (restored)

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Random Rule 34 type searches I just won’t do but morbid curiosity is there (these do not necessarily reflect my kinks and fictional character turn ons) - Kamen Rider Yaoi - Bionic Six Incest (proposing the teens would be at age of consent in the context) - Paw Patrol in fetish scenes - Heehaw

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Spit Take

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Now I need a Jetfire Stratos. That would fucking rock. Optimus Prime Zodiac would be dope too.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We need more furries in politics. “And I promise 14 werewolf boyfriends for every one and cleaner safer alleys. Make Furmerica Fun Again.”

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

@pandez.bsky.social @dantethek9.bsky.social as fellow Star Trek furries…Furrtrekkers…Trekfurs?…I believe the Collective has missed a severe opportunity to be more efficient and perfect in design as the ultimate specifies. Exhibit A and B.

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🎼🎶I’m going off the rails with a sheep name Dwayne.🎶

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now Dad wants to go home after all this stuff with the guts & heart and he’s already knowing what all is going on (it’s a laundry list)So here comes the reality that he’s going to have to sign that AMA because they have to cover their ass. But bringing milk when it’s off the list pisses me off too.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dad’s back in the ER for chest pains and other issues tonight. Tail end of other medial things this month. I hate to be one of those people who asks for anything during times like this but for now just need some funny furry art and memes to raise my spirits if you feel the need to bring them up.

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Sad Sad Kitten

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s a perfectly normal thing to send your sister and her husband in our “family shit posting” chat group spider porn on her way to work because she saw a wolf spider with young. We are an arachnid sex positive family lol

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@dantethek9.bsky.social the real reason the Dark Phoenix was born after the M'Kraan Crystal was repaired. 😼

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There’s something stirring in the trees at the jungle funhouse. Lil Tez swears he hears someone playing Jimmy Buffet far too loud and the clinking of beer bottles. Looks like a new cast member is on the way soon.

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Toucan Photobombs Traffic Camera View

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Shit quality recording. Unfocused. Camera person moving around. Adjusting focus. Audio is atrocious. CNN broadcasting whoever source is filming this’ amateur job. He’s hunched over. Hands clasped and nervous. Diminished before Xi and Peng. Like a little child.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

To the handful of folks that reached out, 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻. Have fun and send me lots of pics if you can. There’s always next year & AC pre-reg is coming up so best I go with my gut on this one financially. The puppet project is too important to miss. besides dads sick so next weekend I may need to be here.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Man I hate to miss WPAFW this year but unfortunately due to an unexpected car repair and important project I needed to invest in for my performance art I’m going to have to nix on my hotel stay and travel cost. Very said kitty this week. The only good is what I’m securing with those funds. Spoiler:

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Funny Toucan Walking

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Btw, someone should show the Chinese leader all the anti China Marsha Blackburn political adds. On loop. And her shaking hands with Trump. All the times he praised her.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? I’m swallowing both so does it really matter? 😼

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There are two types of republicans behind the wheel. Just…give me a moment to process how this works. Because I’m very confused.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 23/09/2026

Look, I don't know if that's true, but air travel is one of the safest forms of travel, so THANK YOU FURRIES, FURRIES WIN AGAIN

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Buddy Goodboy, Esq. @buddygoodboy.com · 23/09/2026

Look what else will #terrifyTommyTuberville !

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Fine. Let’s start with institutionalizing bigotry’s policy makers who alienate minorities, and narcissist pedophile presidents who’s useless wars raise the cost of food and dangerous immunization rollback policies impacting children’s health… Go fuck yourself. Violently. With a power tool.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Okay hear me out. Do Don Giovani with absolutely no changes but when the ghostly statue of Il Commendatore comes to dinner, they have hardcore gay sex and then instead of Giovani being dragged to hell with a bunch of wailing souls and demons it just explodes into a gay musical island party fantasy.

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

this is fantastic and I learned something new

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“A new mock comedy special is currently in development for Tezcat and Lil’ Tez.”

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

As a reminder. Keep a list somewhere of artists you’ve commissioned and give credit to 1 - help them grow their business (support creators you love), 2 - with the migration from Twitter to Blueksky for most of us you can lose message history. I just had to hunt for an artist I lost contact with.

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Eh screw it. Fun little esteem booster exercise for the 10 people who actually follow my antics. 😼

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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My boyfriend is evil. He gave me a challenge word for a ventriloquist to try. EXEMPLARY Anyone know how deep to bury to throw off search dogs? 😼 Asking for a friend.

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Cat With Wiered And Cute Reactions Rewar

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