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Kage

@kagenyc.bsky.social
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He/Him/Any/Kyle NSFW-ish, 18+ Gay, partnered (happily unmarried), vegetarian, dry, gamer I may be an idiot, but I’m not an idiot. Wait, what?

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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 2h
Gonna go frolic my ‘tober, brb
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 3h
Happy Noctober 5th Whether you’re hunting for a shiny Noctowl or you’re listening to Chopin, stay whimsical
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 13h
A few lil PTown pics
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 14h
We’re unfortunately back in NYC. Anything I need catch up on here?
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And the gay musical theater list
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Woof (I like the look of the leather, but not the practice)
Trying on a leather pup mask for the first time. The mask is dark green and black. My partner’s face is obscured with a smiley face emoji. We are standing in front of a wall of collars and cuffs.
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not sure if it’s quite right, because nine is quite limiting
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The day is sunny. Found a beach. (Partner calf reveal)
Herring Cove Beach, MA wearing Ray Bans, a silly Cotopaxi bucket hat, and a Walden’s Outdoor Athletics black speedo.
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Night night. For Hocktober 2nd make sure you spit right on the hole, loves ❤️
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October Jocktober Locktober Socktober Frocktober Octover-It Rocked-Over Spocktober Knock-Knocktober Flocktober Noctober Clocktober Brocktober Mocktober Stocktober There really is an October for everyone!
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#jocktober, eh?
PTown mirror selfie in my new dark green, wide waistband jock
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Should I post a pic in my knew Provincetown-branded jock tomorrow for Jocktober 1st? y/y
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy #humpday, now back to vacation
Bathroom selfie in our Airbnb of my butt in a baby teal pair of BIKE sports briefs
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WILD times in PTown 😈 (One FUCKING piece missing from this puzzle…)
Circular disco ball jigsaw puzzle missing one of the four center pieces
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol I forgot that the Zelda 40th concert was happening, so I was curious about what prices were looking like for NYC, but I’m 16,000+ in line, so never mind.
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vegetarian food-noise while traveling, amiright?
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New lover drop
Insta screenshot of the wooden whale mounted on our Provincetown, MA residence (Velvet Nation). I’m giving this lil cutie a kissie-poo from our kitchen peninsula.
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our lil home from home is soooooo gay!
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I 💔 travel days
Bathroom selfie in Boston
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Even with filters on, this app is NOT safe on any kind of transit…
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I happen upon BGB today, I’ll just hold it over y’all’s heads that I encountered an actual legend.
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah, yes… the joys of an over-crowded AMTRAK. I do love when single riders arbitrarily take the aisle seats and put their bags on the window seats, expecting they’ll sit by themselves on a full train 😍 Not that I was expecting string bean and me to sit next to each other, but.
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goodnight, Moons Time to pretend like I’ll get any sleep the night before traveling.
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I did a little research, and I’ve come to the conclusion that young Hank Azaria could get it.
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m full of tofu. I’m full of legumes. I’m full of carrots. And soon I’ll be full of grapes.
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 Ooookay, I wasn’t sure about the answer at first, then I remembered this one, and well
Cover Art for The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last work ‘til vacaaaaation
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ugh. I already HAVE Elden Ring. But what if I had Elden Ring ON THE GO? (Not buying it, my backlog is massive and OoT and Metroid Ravenous are preordered)
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nighty Gonna brush my chompers and head on down to sleepy town. Feel free to drop some kissy emojis.
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Alright, level with me. Who actually takes the time to press their tofu? Hm?
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
G’morn 2 work days ‘til vacay
Cozy morning selfie in half sweats (?), a green and white zip up, and a gray screen-print tshirt that says Nevermore with a picture of a raven
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m mad. Just brushed my stupid teeth and now I’m hungry…
DW looking pissy and scraggly.
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t post my #skirkle because silly business, but I am deeply upset that @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social moved out of it I thank you for respecting my privacy during this trying time
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Girl, if you’re not roasting broccoli marrow, you’re only eating half the vegetable 💅🏻🥦
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What are my body-count vibes?
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ugh. My follower count was SO CLOSE to 666 before I went to bed, then I WAKE UP and it’s down to 660
Children’s book character Temper Tantrum Turtle shown wearing pink pants and red shoes, flipped over on their back and screaming, “I WILL KICK AND SCREAM!”
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Inaugural #fcf Fall Coffee Friday, pumpkins 🎃
Couch selfie with a drip coffee with oat milk from my favorite local coffee shop, my green and white zip up hoodie I bought last year in Mykonos, my favorite green beanie, and my partner’s favorite lil fall pumpkin throw pillow
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Morn. Woke up to a little surprise (my partner fell asleep naked)
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My pre-vacation fridge/freezer clean out dinner tonight is literally white on white on white.
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Half Baked #tbt with partner face reveal. First vacation with my string bean (non-family, non-wedding related)
My partner and I posing as Ben and Jerry at the Ben&Jerry’s factory outside Burlington, VT. We love face cut-out standies.
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Speaking of signature gifs/memes… what would y’all say yours is?
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Pikachu's Firm No
ALT: Pikachu's Firm No
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Should I tell Mia that Jack died in 2018?
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I ever give off main-character energy, just know that I am a TOTAL secondary character I’m not the protagonist, babe
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The guy who was sitting next to me on the train opted to move once more open spots became available. Guess he FUCKING HATES ME. GM
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Night, fiends. I better not catch me in your dreams, sickos.
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The Simpsons Suspicious Dog
Alt: The Simpsons Suspicious Dog
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
About to **** *** ****** and sleep it off 😈💦
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I get the pun in bloomfs’ names
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Nicole Kidman Smiles for Babygirl
Alt: Nicole Kidman Smiles for Babygirl
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m going to PTown next week 🙃
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There never is…
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Kage @kagenyc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bautumn, everyone! #humpday
Yet another mirror selfie of my posterior. Wearing a white bathrobe that is pulled to the side to expose my rear.
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