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jacques the ghost 🍏

@osculate.bsky.social
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something something. aiming for maximum stupid. (AppleJacked 🍏)

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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
great now i creamed my shorts 🥴
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh i believe it 🥵
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i guess i missed all the hubbub about albums, here’s mine in no particular order
Ellie Goulding- halcyon 
Glass animals - Zaba
Young the giant- young the giant
Sza- ctrl 
Paramore- brand new eyes
Active child- in another life 
The neighbourhood- wiped out 
Nao- Saturn
Tash sultana- terra firma
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
let’s go relax on the sofa
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i can barely move after that workout, just the way i like it
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
plz label ur erotic content next time, i creamed my jeans when you winked
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i’ll be dreaming of this
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hopefully you will wake up tomorrow refreshed and feeling better 😘
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that’s ok babe, I’ve been the same recently
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#jacquestober the most important one
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oui
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i want to feel those hairy thangs all over me
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it’s so beautiful
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok more for others to enjoy
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ready for you baby
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
did i pass or fail
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you bb 🧡
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that smile 🫠
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
heyyy pretty boy
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh thanks so much babe
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
are u a bunny rabbit
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😘😘😘
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
baby you are far too sweet
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh i know you do
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh i know you care bro 😘
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
slowly cleaning out my photo album so here’s this if u care
Selfie, I’m wearing a black cap backwards, headphones and my facial hair is longer than normal
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is literally you, the mustache could not be more apparent
static.klipy.com
Cute Cat with a Mustache
Alt: Cute Cat with a Mustache
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
was thinking the same thing 🐺
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
u get it
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
nice
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
all for you my boy 😘
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you better watch out, he may peck you
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thank you 😊
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i am a spritely 69 🫦
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
too big??
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's big too
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
posted cock btw
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#cocktober #bigcock #huge
very large rooster
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🥵/🥵
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
luv a big hefty flop
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i am reluctantly participating in #locktober day 1
left panel pic: cute cat ready to pounce, left panel text: born to dilly dally; right panel pic: cute cat staring at the screen of a small laptop; right panel text: forced to lock in
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and here i am looking for a hole to stretch
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'm glad this works for someone 😜
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you can be my laptop so i can touch you all day
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i asked if you wanted to be in it
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's seen a lot 😜
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's already posted 😜
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'm actually sitting in a desk chair tyvm
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what my laptop sees #jacquestober
Pic of my arm and upper body, I’m sitting at my desk and I’m wearing a black t shirt
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jacques the ghost 🍏 @osculate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bee stupid like m3
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