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Yagi the Goat @yagithegoat.bsky.social · 8h
trick or treat?
A rabbit girl wearing a wizard outfit.
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Tony DiTerlizzi @diterlizzi.bsky.social · 14h
Magic: the Gathering fans, the DUALITY DISTORTED Secret Lair was revealed at last with a new card by Yours Truly. The art order was a black magic version of Brainstorm, which I was super excited to paint!
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 15h
If you’d like to join us in calling on leadership to reconsider yesterday’s decision and help us build a better Wizards together, you can encourage them to do so by signing our petition and sharing it! actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
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Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons & Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the…
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
system alert
a drawing of a computer desktop with an excessive number of files on it. Like way too many files for me to want to write them all down.
Something is dripping out of them.
A series of alert windows are open above them saying.
"you need to clean your desktop immediately.
Something crawled inside one of the file folders and died.
It smells terrible in here.
Whatever it is, it's leaking."
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Dropout doing a TRL parody is the most "this is a network for 38 year olds" concept yet and you know what, they got me, i'm gonna watch every episode
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
didn't know tenga was cool like that
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 12/10/2026
The one time a year the Italian-American Trade Unionists of America will mention his name.
For Immediate Release
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Italian-American Trade Unionists of America Condemn Columbus on Columbus
The ltalian-American Trade Unionists of America (IATUOA) has once again reaffirmed its condemnation of Christopher Columbus on Columbus Day.
"We only mention the son of a bitch's name once a year and it's when we announce that he's a son of a bitch on his name day," the IATUOA Executive Committee announced from a dark, smoke-filled room in the Italian-American Club of Shamokin, PA.
The ATUOA, founded on the principles of cultural solidarity through bargaining , mutual aid, shared dining experiences, and anti-imperialism, believes Columbus represents the antithesis of these core values. Based on his writing and contemporary accounts, Columbus was a greedy, self-indulgent strunz, a jerk-off that gleefully engaged in the enslavement and genocide of indigenous people for personal gain and fame
Further, this fucking guy, supposedly Genoese, rarely spoke or wrote in Ligurian or any Italic language. What kind of "ltalian" does that?
Italian-Americans deserve recognition and a holiday in the United States, but also deserve a figure worthy of their name. "If you're gonna name the fuckin' day Columbus Day, you might as well go-all in and make the fucking holiday Columbus/Mussolini Day to piss on a few more graves," the IATOUA Executive Committee further scoffed,
As of this time, the IATUOA Davinci Genealogy Caucus still questions the authenticity of Columbus' Italian ancestry. Based on this, and the organization's position that Columbus is "a piece of shit" the organization maintains its position that ltalian-Americans (as well as indigenous people) deserve a holiday that truly recognizes our heritage and not one that celebrates a jackass.
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
first Secret Lair i tried for in a while, artifact lands sell out while i’m in queue, come on here to see influencers working their networks to get around individual purchase limits. really cool!
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MTG in-universe pro wrestling set. A wrestling championship brings together some of the Multiverse's strongest (and silliest) grapplers, who will all vie for the Interplanar Belt. The setting: Theros
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i wanna get stoned with biddy blas
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we heard you liked gambling, so we put gambling in your gambling so you can gamble while you gamble
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CELEBRIMBOR: do not heed this contemptible morsel, talion. it claims to be “everything,” but it cannot hide the truth. i could name innumerable things this bagel does not contain. TALION: i swore an oath to break my fast, wraith. i will see it done whether you wish or no
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
been saying for a while they’ve got this disgusting old corpse fully divorced from reality in an AI-generated world of disinformation and this seems to hint toward that
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Choosin Texas” top song in the nation actually just a statistical error. average person listens to 0 Ella Langley songs per year. My boss, an insurance agent who lives in rural Michigan and plays the song in her office 10,000 times each day, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
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Smack! Slabrock: Artist At Law @shizukasam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The man that gravity forgot. A death rider. A bastard. RIP Benjamin “PAC” Satterley #smackart #aew #pac #rippac
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Ramon Villalobos @ramonvillalobos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rip pac. been really thinking about how special he was as i read all these posts about him. but as a death riders guy, this hurts.
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tarot reader: so for your one card reading you drew the 1/1 signed holofoil reversed Tower. it's worth about $5000 graded me: so that's good? tarot reader: no, you're mega ultra fucked
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol get fractured idiot
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you all lied to me and told me Cregger’s other movies were good too i’m not falling for it this time
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sorry to wade into the discourse but it’s so funny seeing people go “well that’s not somebody you want to work for anyway!” as if most of us have the luxury of picking and choosing
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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
the "don't bring iced coffee to an interview" discourse is great bc it's such a succinct and clarifying example of how private businesses aren't efficient & logical enterprises, they're just arbitrary in-groups ruled by sociopaths, power tripping on their ability to enforce pointless bullshit norms
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Alice 🦷🫀🗡️【Horror Vtuber】 @alicesawyer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Horror movie kindergarten (old sketch)
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Dix @dixonij.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reminder that Teferi and Jhoira canonically made a fart machine that Barrin had to confiscate at the Tolarian Academy
Confiscate
{4}{U}{U}
Enchantment — Aura

Enchant permanent

You control enchanted permanent.

“I don’t understand why he works so hard on a device to duplicate a sound so easily made with hand and armpit.”
—Barrin, progress report

Illustrated by Adam Rex
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
0-2, 1-2, 0-2, 1-2 at my first ever Legacy locals with monored burn. learned a lot, honestly did better than i thought i would, excited to play more!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
amazing job on the john fetterman magic card. making him damage you even though you put him into play was a great detail
Kookus
Summon Djinn
Trample
During your upkeep, if you do not control at least one Keeper of Kookus, Kookus deals 3 damage to you and attacks this turn if able.
2: +1/+0 until end of turn
Illus. Scott Hampton
01096 Wizards of the Coast, Ine All rights reserved
3/5
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The Ⓐtomic Ⓔlbow @garbageskeleton.skin · 19/09/2026
The Resident Evil movies are a series of films about a man who loves his wife so much he tricks Hollywood into giving him money to make multiple films about how much of a badass his wife is and I read that Cregger’s wife just has a voice-only role in the new one so it can’t be any good.
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i get to play Magic tomorrow :)
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Serena Malyon 🌞🌛 @serenamalyon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hall of Echoes - for Magic: The Gathering's Reality Fracture This painting took me quite some time to wrap my head around. The description my art director Sarah Wassell sent me was very abstract and hard to visualize, but I'm very happy with how this turned out in the end.
A floating orb of iridescent liquid metal surrounds a star - the edges of the orb turn into hands reaching for the star. In the background we see floating towers
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i wonder what Gisa and Geralf are up to
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Oz, Treefolk Ambassador➡️ CMDR Sealed! @oz-edgewalker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My goodness I could stare at this #mtgfra #mtg
Precise Redaction
{1}{U}
Instant

Counter target white or black spell.

Illustrated by Florencia Degraf
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Loot is my sweet, good boy and i love him. 1000 more years of Loot
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𝙈𝙮𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨𝘼𝙧𝙚𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙠 🔜 MC Atlanta @myhandsareblank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
EMERGENCY WE HAVE HALF OF LOOT @lootposting.bsky.social
The card Loot the Nexus from FRA
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Loot Fanatic @lootposting.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE JACE FOR THIS, EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER
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~Moyashi Mei🌱🌙~ @letsongakemi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgfracture #fanart
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
thinking of getting into legacy but that shit's expensive
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lost my best friend today. rest in peace, Rocky Horror
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Eli Minaya @badking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Another one out today (Im so behind) Thought Scour for the #mtg Store Champion promo! An enormous thanks to AD Emily Mazza @emilymazza.bsky.social for the great assignment!
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
fun little Red Wings shoutout in the MagicCon Detroit art
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PREORDER CASCADE CASCADE ISSUE 2 NOW! @cascadecascade.com · 08/09/2026
MSCHF Said The Quiet Part Out Loud by @parker.luckypaper.co is live & FREE TO READ! now. Look on my works, ye mighty, and reuse freely without the need for attribution or royalties. www.cascadecascade.com/mschf-said-t...
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
sure, sure, Metroidvania is an outdated term. that’s why i call them Guacashantaes
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
thrilled to announce i've been named least influential bluesky poster
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
finally got around to watching Speed Racer (2008) tonight and i didn't think it was possible, but i think y'all were actually underselling how fucking good this movie is
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Noble Opossum
Drawing of an opossum carrying some opposumlets on its back
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dovin Baan, you'll always be famous to me
Dovin's Forsaking (a proxy reskin of Flay Essence)
1 Black Black
Sorcery

Effects: Exile target creature or planeswalker. You gain life equal to the number of counters on it.

Flavor text: "Who?..."
—Chandra Nalaar - present day
—Tezzeret - 18 February 2022
—Nicol Bolas - 3 March 2019

(Dovin is pictured, surrounded by the text "RIP BOZO," "HIT DA BRICKZ!!," and "He's flying with the thopters now 😔🙏")
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if you ever posted "i want to kill Loot with hammers" i hope you regret your words and deeds
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Jude Kilgour @judekilgour.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Harley Cameron’s been training with Amazing Red!:
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
oh wow did they fuck up secret lair again im shocked
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 01/09/2026
Happy Bisexuality Visibility Month
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orsino spazzatura 🍛 @orsinospazzatura.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
few more
diy version of the Magic: the Gathering card "Inventors' Fair" in pseudo-Zeta set style using a stereograph of Coney Island at night as the card artdiy version of the Magic: the Gathering card "Temple Bell" in pseudo-Zeta set style using a schematic of church bells as the card art with an excerpt from Alfred Lord Tennyson's "In Memoriam" as flavor text: "ring out the old, ring in the new, ring, happy bells, across the snow: the year is going, let him go; ring out the false, ring in the true"diy version of the Magic: the Gathering card "The One Ring" in pseudo-Zeta set style using a John Margolies photograph of a donut-shaped donut shop as the card artdiy version of the Magic: the Gathering card "Wasteland" in pseudo-Zeta set style using a concept art of nuclear site hostile architecture as card art and the warning "this is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. nothing valued is here." as flavor text
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