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Puffin Omar @puffinomar.bsky.social · 22h
I can’t believe that an ai company would take the hard work of others, mix it up and regurgitate it without any credit
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hailey @hailey.at · 14/10/2026
genuinely, i’m about to start blocking people who hit me with the “anthropic cares about safety” or “anthropic stood up to the government” no they don’t. no they didn’t.
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
im so so knoweledgable please hire me i know all all claude versions released last month ☝️
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
nix is so cool, with a couple of lines i could change my yabai installation
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rain 🌦️ @sunshowers.io · 14/10/2026
Anthropic glazers are in a league of their own tbh
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Alice ✨ @welltypedwit.ch · 12/10/2026
only ai bluesky can take such an obvious lukewarm take and spin it into "terence tao would rather have people die of cancer than accept an ai generated cure for it"
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
cool stuff! ethica.bc.edu#/
ethica.bc.edu
Spinoza's Ethics
Digital Version of Spinoza Ethics
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i swear hls is faster than rust analyzer
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i love spj
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
spinoza COOKED real good
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i hate how everyone says "oh claude is so smart" as if it was a person, and still, it does shit so stupid that i wonder how a model like this (any llm) is acceptable
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i hate the ”builders“ term now used, it’s just so general and product adjacent that it makes me instantly cringe, it sounds like my boss (ew)
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Matteo Gabriele @matteogabriele.npmx.social · 16/09/2026
This is my take on AI contribution policy: it is not a layer of your workflow I need to know about, and you need to be engaged enough to fool me.
Using AI
This project does not accept AI usage.

If we smell AI, we close the Issue/PR.
If we see automated comments, we close the Issue/PR.
If AgentScan flags you as automation, we close the Issue/PR.
The only way you can use AI in this repository is if we don't know and we don't find out. Fake it till you make it.

AI is not a layer of your workflow we need to know about. As far as we're concerned, you're a real developer who wants to collaborate with us in making OSS a beautiful place to keep innovating and sharing.

We apologize in advance if this affects contributions made with good intentions, but these are challenging times, and we're making deliberate choices about how we want this project to evolve.
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i cant believe this, i would've learnt more with a datacamp suscription in 2 years than the 4 years i've spent in this shithole of an '''academic institution'''
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
holy shit my uni charges a fortune for absolute shit, i should receive at least a golden turd for this bullshit oh my god
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
so funny to see someone post that opus 5 deleted half their project, w/all the comments going "you're to blame" and then the same people will say claude is this demigod or sth
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Clarisse @qex.at · 25/07/2026
monday is the better start of the week because then the weekend is the 6th and 7th days
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Ehehe Ehehe Cat
Alt: Cat that looks like it is being silly laughing
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Functional Programming India @fpindia.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#Zig or #Rust? Neither.. Try #Haskell
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Alice ✨ @welltypedwit.ch · 10/07/2026
ai bros are always like "talk to cLaUdE! it's like an expert that knows about all of the last 80 years of PL reasearch" and then you look at what that "expert" tells them and it's always either the most superficial bullshit or the sort of thing we thought was a good idea in the 70s
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oliver @eikopf.com · 30/06/2026
bytes on a file system? utter woke nonsense you don’t even own that. but bytes on a disk? that’s a “physical” game for some fucking reason
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My unpopular opinion is that these things had issues but we let some late night comedians who own 100 cars convince us they were completely useless and now we have 3 ton trucks piloted by guys whose kids have gone no-contact rolling down our streets
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Andrew Nesbitt @andrewnez.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Incident Report: CVE-2026-LGTM nesbitt.io/2026/06/26/i...
nesbitt.io
Incident Report: CVE-2026-LGTM
A series of unfortunate agents.
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Three Scary Rogue Agents in a Trenchcoat @alexhanna.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
When I was recording with the CBC yesterday, a Canadian pollster said that the only people who had a majority positive view of "AI" were people who earned more than $200k. I scrawled "class war" in my notes.
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
DAMN uncut gems is such a good movie
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
why do people speak of llms as if they were their partners 😭
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rainy @rainy.pet · 19/06/2026
why do people seriously use opera gx
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
my gf is so cool (i miss her a lot)
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Alice ✨ @welltypedwit.ch · 20/06/2026
i think it's pretty grim how many programmers have gone from "AI is bad at programming and AI companies are evil" to "AI tools are good at programming" to "AI companies are good actually"
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
danza kuduro + haskell??!??!
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Haskell programming language @haskell.org · 19/06/2026
Yeah Haskell is proud of its UNIX roots! The UNIX roots:
The documentation for the head function in the Haskell prelude:

Warning: This is a partial function, it throws an error on empty lists. Use pattern matching, uncons or listToMaybe instead. Consider refactoring to use Data.List.NonEmpty.

O(1). Extract the first element of a list, which must be non-empty.
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"llms are so smart omg" SHUT THE FUCK UP THEY ARE STUPID AS FUCK
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
every morning i pray for the downfall of llms
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jae (hallowed) @fubarchitect.com · 12/06/2026
fp has a rep for being for smart people, but tbh i like it because i am old and dumb and sleepy and high, and it doesn't require me to think as much about what's happening. i know that what happens in my current scope, stays in my current scope. that's room freed up for another bong rip
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
WHY DID THE RASPBERRY IMAGER CREATE THE SAME USERNAME FOR THE IMAGE INSTEAD OF THE ONE I PROVIDED???
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
dr congo dominican republic of congo
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
coding is fun unless it’s ai
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i love my gf
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Haskell programming language @haskell.org · 06/06/2026
#ZuriHac day 1 is over! Send us your pictures of the event, and happy #Haskell hacking. :)
A crowd on the lawn in front of the Zurich lake
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
kissing my gf is a top notch experience i gotta say
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
the world would be so much better without ai
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henry ✷ @strange.website · 04/06/2026
i need to make a website that feels like the house of leaves
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
today began as a kind of shitty day, but ended actually kinda fun
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
sintiéndose mierda por imbecil
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Adolfo Neto @adolfoneto.elixiremfoco.com · 29/05/2026
this is how you all fucking sound by stillvreni Source: boitam.eu/@joachim/116... It is originally from Bluesky, but I can't quote it
comic in 4 images, titled THIS iS HOW YOU ALL FUCKING SOUND

An white AI bro with a t-shirt and baseballcap says “Al is already here, there's no going back.”, a data center and a polluting power plant in the background.

A white dude from the fifties with a fedora hat says “Smoking indoors is already here. There's no going back.” A woman coughing in the background.

A bearded white guy with a top hat from the 1850 says “Child labor is already here, there's no going back.”, with children on a sailboat in the background.

A white man in a tricorn hat says “The Atlantic Slave Trade is already here, there's no going back.”, with a couple of enslaved people in a field in the background.
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
another project at work, with the language still to be defined… i just beg that the language is typed, at this point i’ll even take go 😭😭😭 i hate elixir, i hate js i hate python
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
new project at work being written in python instead of haskell 🥀
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sai @texoport.in · 28/04/2026
eating chips at my walking desk #boymath
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
life’s been reaching previously undreamed of levels of good GOD, life’s so beautiful
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orpheee.bsky.social @orpheee.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
this girl is amazing, i literally can’t believe my life!
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Haskell programming language @haskell.org · 10/04/2026
There has never been a better time to start learning Haskell
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