Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 16hWell, hey, it's not a major GOP city. Like um, Birmingham? 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 17h"Maybe all my friends misunderstood. Maybe they thought the game was in Chicago." 000
Reposted by Orlean Cooperdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 17hfrom the article about the 1983 song "Maniac" 746363
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 18hHow do you get online? AOL? Prodigy? CompuServe? Skydance? 082
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 18hMy 7 year old wanted to tell you all that the White Sox don't wear white socks and it's wrong, wrong, wrong. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 18hForgot the team name. They were best known as The Eyeball Hats. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 19hMultiple Congressional amendments gave Black people the vote and nothing else. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 20hI'm just an old man listening to old man music that may or may not be making fun of Hitler. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT5e...youtube.comSteely Dan - Pretzel Logic (Two Against Nature 2000)YouTube video by MalcoMix Fusion 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Joe Montana, though more mobile, dreams of being Jared Goff. (At the right time.) 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is wildly unfair coming from men who were definitely eating meatball subs. 1240
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I hate to see another country do the US 2024 thing, albeit through a younger, dumber model with the same last name. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The nation was much less resistant to vaccines back when we got them from a hose. 031
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The first time I traveled to Florida as a child, I was surprised just how not in the middle of the country it is. 100
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Trolls owe us the decency to be semi-clever. You offer us nothing and will be sentenced to life in your mom's basement, where you currently reside. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Saints and Falcons in the West, Cardinals in the East. This is just what obviously makes sense. 280
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I take a Commodore 64 of vitamins every day and then walk Atari 2600 steps. 240
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026(It's very possible that this only works for people who have choices. I just know I do and I don't fuck with CVS unless my child has a cold and everything else is closed.) 100
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026How does that work with people who avoid those locked stores entirely and go to small chains and local stores because life is too short for constant retail anger? 210
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You're not even an actual city and you'll be underwater soon anyway. Fly that freak flag. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Both the Tampa Bay (Devil) Rays and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have decided to keep their beautifully garish gear behind glass and wear boring shit. It's a tragedy. 100
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The stop sign was up. Send him to a country club prison. 010
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No one actually made him write and perform Tambourine. 010
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Technically my boy could be One Sock Jr. since we both like to wear one sock around the house. But he won't be. Because we are civil. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026None of them remember Jacoby Ellsbury. Do they? 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Again, I must say that Jazz Chisholm Jr CANNOT be a Jr if his father was not actually named Jazz. Let's have some decency here. 110
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In comparison, the Crazy Crab seems oddly acceptable. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The T is a cross, but are they believers or did they put him there... 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The producers definitely told him to keep his handshake in check after it ran wild over the last two seasons. I could live without ever seeing one again. 010
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Now we fearmonger around 1 percent of the population. Some day soon a national election will target 12 people. 150
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The stores nearest me with the most self-checkout are CVS and Walgreens, who both keep the smallest things behind locked plastic. You have to stop people from buying anything to keep loss low, after all. 240
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Braun TP1 is one of many not necessarily that useful things I would love to own if money was no object. 020
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"[His work] cleaves its audience into two camps: People who have clapped when their plane landed, and everyone else." hellgatenyc.com/7soulsdeep-s...hellgatenyc.com@7SoulsDeep Must Be StoppedSomeone...anyone...help. Plus, more news for your Wednesday morning. 070
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tim Burchett pictured in the fullest smile he is humanly capable of. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Every time a playoff bullpen game wins, an angel takes up heroin. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The exact halfway point to Jesus is Valkenvania, NJ from NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. 010
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When we got our Yuki, she wedged herself into my desk so we could only see her butt for like four days. My wife said the cat was broken. We only knew she wasn't one night when we woke to the sound of her meowing as she rolled a battery around the living room. 1180
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026AHEM, that was 7-4-3. Made famous by Tinker, Evans, and Chance. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Almost every major league team, including my beloved and weak-hitting Boston Red Sox, could have easily signed Munetaka Murakami. It's not like the White Sox bowled him over with their rich history and ever-strong fanbase. 010
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I got no money or future in my cup (in my cup) Nitroglycerin that shit be good as fuck (good as fuck) 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Rewatching SORCERER last night and almost fell off the couch when the demonic "Rainbow Colors" sample came at me. youtu.be/rWNSc6bU8eI?...youtu.beTangerine Dream: Search (Sorcerer soundtrack 1977)YouTube video by Spectral Ultra 130
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No one believes they've joined / are joining a cult. Go fuck yourself, or better still, go fuck yourself believing you're doing something good for yourself and learn the truth later, you callous fuck. 010
Reposted by Orlean CooperChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Here's the best report — from @samtlevin.bsky.social at the Guardian — on Frank Strada, the Tennessee Department of Correction chief who Tenn. Gov. Bill Lee announced this morning is resigning following this week's failed execution of Christa Pike. Strada will leave by the end of October.theguardian.comOutgoing prison chief in Christa Pike case oversaw five ‘botched’ executions, lawyers sayFrank Strada will leave role next month after uproar over execution attempt sent Pike to hospital in critical condition 616863
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Don't you dare blame the cat! The cat's got a three picture deal! 0140
