Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The booklet that came with this African thumb piano is hilarious. (Side question: What are her headphones plugged into?) 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026James Dolan knows you enjoyed Knicks basketball last year and he knows how to correct that. 010
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This year's first draft of a new play is done. Bitter but with a soft mouthfeel, much like a Trinidad Sour. 110
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Pimpin' (in ridiculous gear waiting for an A train at Port Authority) ain't easy. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Costume might not work as Elvira, but it is a quality New Wave Bjork on the model. 120
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You can have good things, if you just pay far too much for them. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Braun TP1 is one of many not necessarily that useful things I would love to own if money was no object. 020
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You could live like this all the time. All you'd have to give up is the sick, sour joy of driving in New York City. 010
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah, exactly what a plague sandwich would say. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Can I sue CNBC for a new laptop? They clearly caused me to punch mine. 100
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Rice be nimble, Rice be quick. (Rice jumps over the Candlestick.) 010
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This did at least give me an image of Donald Trump's hell, and I liked it. 090
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I guess I sort of understand why Ireland decided to go through with these stupid games. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The "Same Song" video makes even more sense now. 060
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The most beautiful manspreading I've ever seen. You can't even unfold the other two seats under his watchful legs. 020
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's such a delight to have to sometimes be on X for day job reasons. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'll never forgive Tucker Carlson for putting gear like this out in the world without wearing it. 010
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don't trust that he can go against dirty politics, so I guess I'll vote for dirty politics. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Retired (from being able to speak coherent English) 100
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Infuriating New York Times panels are back, starring, "It's not my fault, I HAD to vote for Trump, it's your fault for not having better candidates." 100
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One understated flaw with forcing workers back from home: your offices fucking suck. The elevators don't even get us to work on time, while I easily could have worked harder rolling out of bed and into my home office you dumb arrogant motherfuckers. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No good animal has arrows pointing to its own asshole. 010
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In New York, even the subway ketamine ads are somewhat Jewish. 030
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Jay-Z AND Rick Rubin? For EIGHT episodes? Yeah, that was easy. 010
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 19/09/20261) THE GODFATHER PART III definitely could have been worse 2) Never let the owner be the creative 110
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The longest way possible to say "I know nothing, I should not be allowed to speak publicly on anything, please stop quoting me." 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Kirk Herbstreit is a fucking donk, but yes, it is amazing how good Ted Cruz is at continuing to run his mouth while being booed, as though he's been doing it since Yale Law, if not elementary school. 100
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You know your site is rotten when its front page links to other pay content on other sites. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Now hearing word that N.W.H. has pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour. 010
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I thought big people were usually very aware of the space they take up. Like how Bill De Blasio slouches. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026And I'm sure Guerschon Yabusele will have plenty of sway over who the next NBA commissioner is. 100
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026With three NYPD at every synagogue, this would be a great time to loot the federal reserve. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Share on the most obscure TV shows you can think of! Half Nelson (1985) 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It's odd that the New York Times, paper of record for so long, has no awareness that they don't have to report bullshit as "an open question." They don't have to report bullshit at all. 010
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Wow, @garbageday.email was totally correct, Charlie Kirk's legacy is as lasting and meaningful as 6-7. 000
Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ah. I thought the odd coincidence was implied/known at least around these parts. I also love that Boots Riley fought beyond beyond the point anyone else would (or, probably, should). 020
