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Michael N. Thompson

@oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social
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Writer. Cat dad. Husband. Coastie. Hair Metal Nerd. Serial Killer Documentary Fan. Mocker Of Idiots. Fantasy Football Legend.

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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I said what I said
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's big among Cornell frat bros
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aaron Rodgers being an embarrassment on and off the field puts a smile on my face. #FuckThatGuy
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Legend www.ms.now/news/dolly-p...
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Country music legend Dolly Parton dies at 80
The beloved singer, songwriter and actor’s death was announced in a social media video post by her nephew.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
During these trashbag times, the only things that bring me joy are my wife, my cat, my baseball card collection and the Hunter Biden Tweets Bluesky account aka @enchilando.bsky.social
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Giants are such trash that nothing less that firing the entire organization will be acceptable. DFA everyone.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
If your entire existence is solely reliant on social media likes and attention, you've already lost.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Tyra Banks really is the worst.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Loved seeing the throwback Whalers and Nordiques jerseys last night during the Canes/Avs game. #NHL
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
49ers will never win anything of note with Kyle Shanahan. Once a choking dog, always a choking dog. Its time to move on.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 26/12/2025
Philly around and find out
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I give zero fucks about Stranger Things and have even less regrets.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Dan "28-3" Quinn is so gutless. He'll never win anything. He's the new Norv Turner.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
You're 4-8 and the season's over, but Raheem Morris is kicking field goals deep in his opponent's end. This is another example of why he'll never get another head coaching job. Zero spine.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Are Bradley Cooper and Peyton Manning having a contest to see who can be the more irritating pitch man?
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
If there's one takeaway that's obvious from the 2025 season, its that most fantasy football analysts know just as little as us normal folk. Especially those at ESPN, Fantasy Pros and CBS.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I can't believe the Chiefs benefited from a blown call. I mean, that never happens.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The Derrick Henry is old and I'm fading him in my draft crowd is quiet AF tonight.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Chris Simms is literally one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
The Chargers lineman who open-handed slapped Travis Kelce in the side of the head last night was all of us. Fuck that guy.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Sell high on Javonte Williams
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Friends don't let friends play in non-ppr fantasy football leagues
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
People who don't wait until the last two rounds of a fantasy football draft to take a kicker and defense most likely also play in non-ppr leagues. #fantasyfootball #standardscoringisforchildren
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Never trust a #fantasyfootball analyst who preaches waiting on QB, but then drafts one of the top 4 early in their own drafts.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Despite being my first concert, I wasn't a big Ozzy fan. I was there for the opening act, Motley Crue. He was OK. I really liked No More Tears though.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I appear to be the last person in the fantasy football streets NOT to play best ball. Genius is a lonely game.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
How many times do members of law enforcement have to lie before prosecutors stop relying on their tainted testimony as a primary source of evidence? Just curious.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Writers I've read 5 or more books of: Kathy Acker Kate Braverman Charles Bukowski Chelsea Cain Joe Clifford James Elroy John Gilmore Caroline Kepnes Jack Kerouac Robert Littell Lydia Lynch Fuminori Nakamura Tony O'Neill Willy Vlautin Chris Walter
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I have zero interest in wasting 40 bucks and two hours of my life going to the theater to see DC'S latest attempt at a Superman film. Maybe when it hits HBO in two months. That way, if it's trash, I can just change the channel.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
To quote @harrisfootball.com "best ball is for children." Don't be a child.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
WM41 was trash so what does #WWE do? Run it back and do it again in the same location. They've just stopped trying at this point.
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Spring has sprung here on the Oregon Coast
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Same old sorry ass Jets and Leafs. #NHL
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Max Domi proving once again that being a POS definitely runs in the family. #FuckTheLeafs
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
For the love of all creatures great and small, someone please primary Chuck "Waste Of Skin" Schumer
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
nypost.com/2025/04/26/w...
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Jeffrey Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre — who killed herself at her Australian home — once declared, ‘In no way, shape or form am I suicidal’
The Jeffrey Epstein victim turned whistleblower made the statement in a post on X in 2019, replying to another user who claimed the “F.B.I. will kill her to protect the ultra rich and well co…
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Sounds about right
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
In case you didn't know what human refuse looks like
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
oh my god take my money
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Happy 18th Birthday to my baby boy Stewie
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Golf is terrible and I judge people negatively who like it
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Michael N. Thompson @oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Oh look, the Putin-loving Russian passed the Trump-loving Canadian in career goals. Ovechkin and Gretzky can both blow me. I always liked Mark Messier better. And I'm not even an Oilers fan.
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