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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 22h
Twofer
mgpi

@SYNESTHEIZURE ·


I'm happy they found each other but I really don't need the details of the roleplay

#1 computer user @inherentvib....

https://www.advocate.com

Candace Owens pegs Erika Kirk as 'lesbian pedophile'



hotelraleigh @HotelRaleigh3

popping your vagina into another woman's vagina



Candace Owens

@Re...

16 Mar 21

If you think making your husband a sandwich is a sin, but popping your vagina into another woman's vagina in front of the world is power— you are a lost soul.
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lynne

@_ayandamay


You're only seeing the information about the Cornell 7 because the victim is suing.

Put that into perspective and get a lot angrier.

And this happened two years ago
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Y. @modihh__

women receive more shame for consensual sex than men do for rape btw
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist

Mindwar

@jimstewartson

Your father was born in Minnesota & decided to start a farm in the Dust Bowl. He blamed his failiure on Blacks & Jews, moved to Canada, and joined the fascist cult "Technocracy, Inc."

After failing in Canada, still blaming minorities, he moved your family to Pretoria-which was advertising itself as a "whites-only paradise."

He spent 20 years flying you and your family around Africa trying to find a "lost white civilization" because he couldn't believe white people were descended from Africans.

He wrote a series of batshit crazy racist manifestos that would have embarrassed your average school shooter.

It's shocking they didn't take all this into consideration when considering your citizenship request.

Maye Musk

@mayemusk.

22h

Even though my grandparents were born in Illinois and my father was born in Minnesota, it took me 12 years to get my citizenship and be able to vote. Worth it!
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
「BLACK DOG」

@AtlasPlus_

One time I had a rider on uber forget her wallet and she kept calling herself a “stupid dumb girl" and she asked me if I thought she was a dumb girl and eventually I gave in and said

"yeah you're a dumb stupid girl" and she closed her eyes and got so happy.

She left a $7 tip
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Andoni ARIOLA


But how does an orgy end

Is it a last man standing type of situation or is there a timer.
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Twitter post by user @tonioacc
  The central image features a very plain, unseasoned plate of food consisting entirely of plain white rice and a piece of boiled, unseasoned chicken.
  The caption: "Wow, Taylor, what great songs".
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🇵🇸
Nida Allam

@NidaAllam

Normalize not committing a genocide.



Israel ישראל

Israel

Normalize saying “I don't know enough about this.”
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@out_of_eggs 

i thought there was a new chatbot called Eugene cause my dad kept being like "i'm asking Eugene about that restaurant” “let's see where Eugene says to park." but he just made a friend called Eugene
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@landpalestine

taylor swift is releasing a new song this friday, so I checked to see which other woman performer was releasing music the same day.

Turns out it's Ms Rachel

Free Palestine

All Billionaires are Psychopaths
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
 
* The Left Side: A close-up screenshot shows Donald Trump standing behind Zohran Mamdani during a public appearance.
* The Right Side: A screenshot from the horror movie Insidious shows the Lipstick-Face Demon looming directly behind actor Patrick Wilson.
*The post is captioned "cinematic parallels".
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oliver

@olivvrszn

One of my colleagues asked me “Do you think you're superior for not using Al in your work?” and I'm like, Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Threefer.
cooper @marnieapologist

i could pass a lie detector test tbh. i don't remember a single thing ive done


@paperssil

this straight couple brought a BABY into a GAY BAR and got MAD when I joked "these twinks look younger every year"


KEY WEST PAESAN

Women be like "I love the fall" yeah the fall from God's grace you apple eating bitch
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A viral screenshot shows a TikTok user named "yes." offering to send a creator their last $15 because they are a kid. The creator, internet personality Tokyo Toni, bluntly replies, "Sure."
An X user posted the screenshot with the caption "taylor swift".
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🤖 💻
NATHAN PEREIRA


Translated from Portuguese

How did we normalize the computer asking if we're a robot, when it's the one that's the robot?
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maria @mlstrat. 21h

i have some terrible news about my eunuchs

Maria @mlstrat. 1d

your eunuchs: scheming

my eunuchs: loyal to me. would never do anything to betray me
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
em @emilyagain

Nathan Fielder is indica

Tim Robinson is sativa
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
❤️‍🔥
Pukicho @pukicho 13h

Heartwarming: scalper gets killed in cold blood
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
mary @maryssonglor

sorry my parents love me and don't want me to be homeless

neppy

@neppy

no disrespect, but being 27 and still living with your parents is crazy
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow.
Posts By Feds @SuspectFed. 1d

"akshually she's not a filthy Indian like me, her mom is white"

Dinesh D'Souza @Dinesh DSou....

1d

Replying to @hasanthehun

She's Christian, born in America and her mom is white. Care to shows us a picture of your family?
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🕷️ 🕸️

* The Text: The post is by an account named "Kaguya's Top Gal" and reads, "He’s not unemployed, he’s monitoring the middle east situation".
* The Image: Below the text is a still frame from the movie Spider-Man 2 showing Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) looking downcast while Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst) is yelling 
At someone off screen.
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
💻
Tiberius

@tiberiusfiles.



IBM, 1979. We're regressing at a rapid pace.

A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER

MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION

@Insider... 1d Insider (World News)

#BREAKING: Pentagon blames flawed intel and Al for strike that killed at least 123 Iranian children.
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🪑
Joe

@Joexor.


My hotel is on another level. Upgraded from the cuck chair to the executive cuck desk.

Best believe I'll be taking notes as I watch.
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ruh roh
PENTAGON PIZZA REPORT

The closest Dominos to the Pentagon is reporting very high traffic.

Freddies Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon, is reporting low traffic.

As of 5:25pm ET
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ayyy


Henry Winkler:

Breaking news: CNN reporter smuggled into White House in a catering truck. A friend just broke the story
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🐺🐺
tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa 

me: there's two wolves inside of me

kash patel: you're hired
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Coffee Lovers and Fans



European explaining how deep a lake is:

Imagine destroying Africa

lain Cameron

@theiaincameron 

Lake Baikal in Russia has *so* much water that if it were emptied over Africa, it would cover the *entire continent* in 0.78 metres (2 ft 7 in) of depth.
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69.9h

Guy who invented envelopes: yeah now lick it
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Twofer
 * Top Post: Posted by account user @fwasiercwane ("groucho marxist"), stating: "Woody Harrelson, follow in your father's footsteps and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower".
 * Bottom Post: Posted by account user @WeaverRi... ("Weaver Whiteheart"), stating: "Just filled up my car. I'm okay with Iran having a nuclear weapon."
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This screenshot shows a Twitter post by Rachel Coyle highlighting a perceived contradiction in posts made by the House Republicans (@HouseGOP) account:
 * Four repeated posts from late 2021 demand: "Build the wall."
 * A subsequent post reads: "Every communist country eventually builds a wall. It's never to keep people OUT."
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
YOU

VOTE

4TH

MAGAlovesPEDOS @crunchyface74.20h

Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch

Kash Patel: Did someone say dog?

JD Vance: Couch?

Trump: Minor?
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
kewlshrek @kewlshrek

Boycotting Ed Sheeran by wearing earplugs to the grocery store
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This image is a screenshot of a post by user @jaxajueny quoting her own tweet from October 7, 2024, which reads: "Macklemore got it right. You gotta let yourself be a little bit corny to really live as righteously as possible".
Above the quote, she attached a reaction image of a woman looking into the camera with a knowing, subtle, approving smile.
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This image features a screenshot of a social media post displaying an edited movie still.
 * Main Subject: An iconic scene from Stanley Kubrick's 1980 horror film The Shining, showing a person in a full-body furry bear costume kneeling next to a man in a tuxedo.
 * Edit/Meme Element: The face of the man in the tuxedo has been replaced with an edit of Kash Patel, looking toward the open doorway with a surprised expression.
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S.E. Dávila @uapfreely.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tweet:

COEXIST Inc @coexistinc

I met Larry Ellison's right hand man and he told me when he met Holmes he knew she was a fraud. When I asked him how so many powerful men could fall for her shtick, he said "She had a very pretty asshole."

Image: Elizabeth Homes, in a black turtleneck, holding and beholding a metallic butt plug.
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S.E. Dávila @uapfreely.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The real Hunter Biden was the friends we made along the way.
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
With Hunter launching a crypto coin, I no longer feel comfortable promoting him. So, this is goodbye.
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“Go fuck yourself you motherfucker. That’s what I would say to him. What kind of man would you be if I were to look at Donald Trump and not say exactly that?"
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dropped 10 minutes ago. youtu.be/CEV0uxxDG1I?...
youtu.be
HUNTER BIDEN Talks Recovery, Gaza, Family
YouTube video by The Adam Friedland Show
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“I went and sat down with Candace Owens, with Tucker. I don’t agree with them on 98% of the stuff they did, but you know what they’ve come to the determination of? That Donald Trump and this administration is a cancer on the republic”.
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hunter Biden

@HunterBiden

Hey Rudy, tell us about the $300,000 that Pavlo Fuks paid you in 2017.

According to press reports and an FBI whistleblower disclosure to the Senate, the man who paid you was a Russian intelligence asset and Putin bag man. Within a year you were flying around Europe working with other Russian intelligence assets accusing my family of corruption. You can't make this shit up.

Who is Fuks? The FBI assessed him as a co-opted asset of Russian intelligence who laundered money for sanctioned Russian entities. He ran propaganda for Moscow inside Ukraine, including funding a false flag operation that painted swastikas across Kharkiv so the Kremlin could tell the world Ukraine was run by Nazis.

The U.S. banned Fuks from the country over ties to Russian organized crime. Zelensky sanctioned him. He was also Trump's would-be partner on a Trump Tower Moscow, by his own account to Bloomberg.

That man hired you. He called you his lobbyist. You called it "security consulting." Then you flew to Kharkiv.

You took money from a Russian intelligence asset and Putin bag man and ran an operation to malign me and my father for the benefit of Trump.

Sue me, @RudyGiuliani. Discovery starts with the Fuks payment.

8:25 PM

27 Aug 26
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
SoCalKnollie @SoCalKnollie.

F *Biden


Hunter Biden

@HunterBiden

You're allowed to say “fuck."
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Michelle Montalbano

@Mitch264-13m

Hey coke head. You are a lying POs



Hunter Biden

@HunterBiden

(Image from Borat 2 of Rudy Giuliani unzipping his pants)
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The disgraced former mayor of New York, Rudy (I was just tucking in my shirt) Giuliani, has threatened to sue me for defamation over an interview in which I never said his name. No one even mentioned him. I want to apologize to Rudy. Going forward I will be certain to say his name directly.
Hunter Biden

@HunterBiden

The disgraced former mayor of New York, Rudy (I was just tucking in my shirt) Giuliani, has threatened to sue me for defamation over an interview in which I never said his name. No one even mentioned him.

I want to apologize to Rudy. Going forward I will be certain to say his name directly.

Rudy, you worked with known Russian agents and their proxies to spread lies about me and my father. Their names are Andrii Derkach, Konstantin Kulyk, Andriy Telizhenko and Oleksandr Dubinsky and more. Kulyk handed you a dossier filled with disinformation. You flew to Kyiv in December 2019 to sit down with Derkach, then went on television with him to sell his bullshit tapes.

Trump's own national security adviser warned the White House that what you brought back was Russian disinformation. You kept going.

Then Trump's own Treasury Secretary, Steven Mnuchin, sanctioned Derkach in September 2020 as an active Russian agent for over a decade, for spreading the same lies you are still spitting. Four months later, on his way out the door, Mnuchin sanctioned the rest of your sources. Kulyk. Telizhenko.

Dubinsky. Eleven people and four media front companies in all. Not sanctioned by me. Not by my father. By Donald Trump's Treasury Department.

And remember Vienna Rudy. In October 2019 you, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman had tickets to fly there to collect a hard drive, courtesy of Dmytro Firtash, an indicted oligarch who has spent a decade in Vienna fighting extradition to the United States. Lev and Igor were arrested at Dulles holding one-way tickets. You canceled yours the next morning. That was way before a computer repairman in Wilmington was ever a twinkle in your eye.

So please, @RudyGiuliani. Please, please sue me. Discovery will be a joy for everyone.

8:00 PM

Aug 25, 2026
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“He literally allowed, Donald Trump, at the behest of a trillionaire Elon Musk, to go in and dismantle an organization that every legitimate estimate says millions of people are gonna die in the next five years. It is a genocide”.
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“None of it’s authentic. Everything he does is calculated, manipulative. It’s the audacity of calling yourself 6’3, 225 pounds when we know you’re not an inch over 6 feet and you weigh about 285. I’ve stood next to him. I’m 6’1, I am taller than he is, even with his lifts”.
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“They have their panties in a bunch over the fact Natalie Harp, that we think it’s really strange this 35-year-old woman is leaving love notes to you and sleeping on a cot in the locker room. Imagine if that was Barack Obama, what they would be doing right now".
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Every single thing they do is about the financial benefit to that family. They are scumbags, complete and utter scumbags. It is a literal kleptocracy that we’re living through right now and I don’t think the American people are gonna put up with that shit”.
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“We need to have Nuremberg trials. We need to have truth and reconciliation. If Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries are gonna come in and take the tact that Merrick Garland did, they best step aside today”.
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
anyone_want_chips


Just so we're clear, Barron Trump can juice his net worth by $150M from the Trump family's crypto company - but Hunter Biden can't sell a painting.
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