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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 5h

*at the top of my lungs* I HARDLY KNOW 'ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex Plapinger listed as executive producer on the swan boy web series. Laurel is making a rude joke about this man's last name

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

found an old photo i was tagged in, enjoy the impromptu transition timeline

Presciently captioned photo of Laurel looking sullen in a bowling alley at maybe 22

Laurel looking happy on a hillside, enjoying the scenery

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's really important to be the coolest transgender chick at the urgent care clinic, everyone should be looking at you going wow... this chick is so awesome I wonder what elegant and mysterious disease someone as refined as her could be suffering from

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's okay for a girl to howl at the moon it doesn't mean anything necessarily other than the moon has moved her to do so

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sf was unreal. Thank you so much, everyone

Cat lobster seeing fatboy slim and the flare looks like she's blushing

Sf botanical gardens with crazy dinosaur trees off in the background

Sf on the way back I'm pretty sure this is the pic where u can see the port!

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Call my girlfriend thufir the way she milked this cat

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

turned 30 this morning and lcd soundsystem's already hitting different

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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp...

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I swear to god USPS has gotta be the kings of repeatedly killing their own workers in the exact same way over and over without ever being forced to change a thing. It's like the whole "regulations are written in blood" thing, except our God's blood thirst is never quenched. Every summer, man.

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cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

transit fare checker you are an ant in the afterbirth

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

been having insomnia lately but luckily for me my roommate has been printing out babylonian literature, so i get to pore over ancient texts in the dead of night like some kind of fuckass scholar who's about to get herself cursed

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Nobody wants to support a woman's innovations.....

Me sharing my interests with my good friends

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

call me bart the way i'm gonna eat this shorty

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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

HIRING MANAGER: Can you explain this gap on your resume? ME: I was going through an alchemical process. HIRING MANAGER: Which one? ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me. OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?

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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

blood.video pretty cool. its no pbs passport but what is really

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

fuck the online sex stores, real perverts get their gear from home depot

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liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 02/06/2026

i actually looked so cute working from my girlfriend's bed the other day

liv, laying on her back on her girlfriend's bed, there's a laptop open next to her. she's wearing a worker's tap racerback, the text is in a death-metal-ish font and there's a picture of a guillotine. black cargo pants with zippered pockets, brightly coloured pink and orange hair, big round pink glasses, she looks relaxed and pretty

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More Carta @morecarta.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

My main account (@cartamonir.com) has been suspended on the grounds that a post about my new website constitutes a serious violation of bluesky's policies around sexual/nonconsensual/violent content. This is overt censorship.

Your account was found to be in violation of the Bluesky Social Terms of Service. You have been sent an email outlining the specific violation and suspension period, if applicable. You can appeal this decision if you believe it was made in error.

Hi, We've reviewed a Post on your account @cartamonir.com and found it violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines on Adult Content. We provide a safe space for consensual adult expression by requiring clear consent and stopping abuse.

For example:

Do not share sexual content involving non-consensual activity including synthetic, simulated, illustrated, or animated versions.
Do not share, threaten to share, or promote tools to create intimate images or sexual content of any individual without their express consent, including synthetic or digitally altered content.
Do not create, share, or promote sexual content involving realistic risk of death or serious injury.
Do not engage in technology-facilitated abuse, harassment, or unwanted advances.
The following Post was removed:

Announcing my new website, blood.video ** My most intense work, all free, updated as often as I'm able to. ** (Video excerpt from my "why blood.video page, ft. Vera Grace. Music by Alex V.S.) ** 🩸

Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 4 total strikes.

Because you reached 4 strikes, your account has been suspended for 3 days. You will be able to access your account again on 4th Jun, 2026.

If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days by emailing moderation@blueskyweb.xyz. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect.

Bluesky Moderation Team

Appeal suspension

My post about my new site (blood.video) absolutely and categorically does not fall under the criteria for suspension listed in the email received. I am a performance artist. My work is fully consensual, and absolutely does not risk death or serious injury, anymore than getting a piercing or tattoo does. To suggest otherwise is a startling violation of my right to free speech. Thank you for your consideration.

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

you vs the pope your girl tells you not to worry about

Portrait of Innocent X - Diego Velázquez

Study after Velázquez's Portrait of Pope Innocent X - Francis Bacon

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

cons of being a faggot: sometimes when you kick your feet all gayly while you're sprawled across the bed with your girlfriend you accidentally knock over the full latte you've just made directly onto your carpeted floor. it smells so nice in here

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

It’s so cute watching two Brits talk out of their ass, get zero facts right, then say “HAW HAW AMERICANS ARE SO DUMB!!” Shouldn’t you be off looking for a trans woman to lynch?

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

lot of hazardous items in the laundry room, always pays to be careful

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Whatever u say pal

A small pile of empties with a stuffed animal in front offering encouragement. Gourd wojack looks on.

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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

ME ROLLING AROUND: How lucky are we that we don't have to be a nematode in a septic tank this time. Or a rotting garden hose EX: Mmm. I think you're too beautiful for us to be just friends. PARENTS TEXTING ME: We're sorry for everything, kiddo. Sent u a grocery store gift card.

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liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 26/05/2026

cancelling fans of the cold war for enjoying a problematic fulda gap

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

i think if there's a lesson to be learned from today it's that i am immortal and will never die

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liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 24/05/2026

my girlfriend and i saw you all the way down there and we're of divided opinions about your vibe

laurel and liv as if from the point of view of someone very small, laurel is flipping off the camera

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

rufus wainwright in drag and i'm only sort of exaggerating

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Lily Lys @lilylys.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Cis girl Coworker: oh yeah my boyfriend and I went down to the art museum last weekend Me, not really paying attention: oh yeah I like art a lot too. Have you ever heard of InCase

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

People need to be baseline nicer to trans women I swear to god, this isn't about my own experiences this is abt me showing basic compassion and patience to girls I meet and being reacted to as though I am mother teresa -_-

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Harrison Johnston @harrisonjohnston.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Ken Sim is once again trying to gut Vancouver's climate plan this Wednesday He wants to allow fracked gas for space and water heating in all new buildings After his previous attempt failed, he's now using vague claims and misleading statements to try to get it passed THREAD

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Love the Italian way of life! 😊

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Is it a good thing that the adjective beautiful women use to describe me most is "adorkable". Like am I going to be okay

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Home from the show at 4am and I feel godlike. Some boys asked me if I was the headliner for the night and many beautiful women gave me their contact information. Consumed a reuben sandwich while looking out at the ocean in decidedly not-warm-enough clothes. My feet hurt

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Roomie got mad at me cuz I saw him eating corned beef from a tin and soaking his retainer in a cup of water while wearing a white undershirt and I told him he was greatest generation-maxxing

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Gf has converted me to the sleeping-with-the-window-open lifestyle which is great and all but my room faces out onto a busy street and now I am cursed to wake up to car horns ten minutes before my alarm goes off every day

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

rewatching The Wire. i simply delight in the fat man who torments McNulty

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

100 pages into the flying sorcerers and this asshole drops that his two sons are named wilville and orbur in what would be a pretty good pun if not for everything that surrounds it

A very very bad pulp sci fi novel. The red light helps me go to sleep

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Cat on my postal route wears a little multicolored jester collar while he's out & about and yes it does jangle when he walks

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Wolfy D. Lucca 🌘🐺 @spookalucca.tv · 14/05/2026

Canadians, tell your MPs to vote NO on bill C22. There's a one-click option to do so in the thread!

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Not gonna let that fucking owl get another one over on me

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SWAN Vancouver @swan-vancouver.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Call to Action: Email the City of Vancouver to reinstate the Sex Work Social Planner Template letter: tinyurl.com/wtc-letter This position helps prevent violence, reduce vulnerability, and strengthen communication between sex workers, police, community organizations, and the City.

Title text reads: Email the City of Vancouver: Reinstate the Sex Work Social Planner! Subheading below reads: Template: tinyurl.com/wtc-letter. Link icon with text: link in bio. Image of a white and orange envelope with a megaphone.

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laurel will get you. @orchiopteryx.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I'm only 4 episodes in to the second season of the wire but already I wish Frank Sobotka was my union rep

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