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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 3h
i seems there not a single problem in contemporary product development that cannot be solved by making the product nondeterministic!
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 9h
uffffff. thanks for sharing this pal
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 9h
if the tech industry ever stops gleefully dismantling itself, i think actually we should probably get to work with wrenches and hammers finishing the job.
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 9h
FINALLY they have invented a timesheet that will falsify itself
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 10h
Autumn is the golden hour of the year.
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 10h
that'd do it
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 10h
'you won capitalism, time to die'
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 10h
actually think there should be some kind of global law that if you somehow end up w/ on-paper wealth above a billion you have to get rid of half of it within 24 hours or simply be put to death.
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 10h
tesla-kickflip-dot-gif
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 11h
knuck tats: GIRL HWÆT
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 16h
lmao disgusting
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Martin "Do not feed after Midnight" Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There's something in the parallel between AI Agent Sentience and Frankenstein, in that Frankenstein's Monster is also a work of fiction.
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Jake Archibald @jakearchibald.com · 15/10/2026
JPEG XL has arrived on the web, but how does it stack up against AVIF? jakearchibald.com/2026/jpeg-xl...
jakearchibald.com
JPEG XL vs AVIF for web use-cases
JPEG XL has landed, but how does it compare?
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
MBA baby brain says it's an unassailable Good when any number goes up.
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
this is excellent news!
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“productivity” is a death cult.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 14/10/2026
“busted with nearly 500 undersized clams on Pismo Beach” Thomas Pynchon ass sentence
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ughhhh :(((((
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"lawyer for russell brand" actual nightmare job
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
somebody has unwrapped a delicious ferrero rocher only to discover a manky overboiled brussels sprout.
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
what's behind the window today??? [i open the window and a bunch of foul smelling pustulous sludge oozes out onto the floor]
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i wonder if these people have ever thought about simply not building the digital slime mould? like nobody is making you clock in and build digital slime mould…
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
like, we cannot be living like this. it's undignified. it's inhuman.
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"my sick leave has triggered a performance review" i'm sorry, capitalism must be abolished
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
look man, dates are hard.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
system alert
a drawing of a computer desktop with an excessive number of files on it. Like way too many files for me to want to write them all down.
Something is dripping out of them.
A series of alert windows are open above them saying.
"you need to clean your desktop immediately.
Something crawled inside one of the file folders and died.
It smells terrible in here.
Whatever it is, it's leaking."
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
an absolute beaut! if i had seven hundred quid right now id hand it over so fast.
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 13/10/2026
The Talented Mr Ripley. Love it so much. The attention to detail recreating 1950s Italy is quite astound— IS THAT MILES DAVIS’ 1986 ALBUM TUTU WHAT THE ACTUAL FU
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
average bluesky experience a bit like an episode of Stoppit and Tidyup
it is the big, bad, I SAID NO! from Stoppit & Tidyup
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Good morning people on the blue sky
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
incredibly embarrassed to admit my childhood dream was to be a web designer. i did expect to be living on a sailboat, however…
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i love how haunted everything gets in the countryside this time of year
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Organized Chaos, Antje Woolum.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 12/10/2026
"You say that 'AI code assistants' are based on theft and massive environmental damage. But have you considered that if I took that position seriously, I might not be able to play a Star War game?"
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/10/2026
everyones mad at this gruber guy for writing about how much he loves twitter. personally i think its way worse than he once stormed an entire office building and killed a bunch of people in pursuit of millions in untraceable bearer bonds. on christmas eve, no less
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𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚊 𝚢𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚎 @loulayorke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
These folks would like to hit 3,000 signatures before they hand the petition over on Tuesday. Seems like a no-brainer of an idea to re-join the Creative Europe funding programme.
openpetition.org
United Kingdom to join the Creative Europe programme from 2027 - Online petition
This is a Europe-wide petition calling on the UK Government to formally declare the United Kingdom's interest in fully participating in the EU's Creative Europe programme (https://culture.ec.europa.eu...
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Sol @solexposure.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Midwesting Pt XXI
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
absolutely extraordinary stuff
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
lmao
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i love this so much. for anybody looking for more info, I found this lil thread from the maker! bsky.app/profile/ging...
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
yeah that made me do an eye-twitch yesterday 😅
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Listening to Kayla Painter's "Ambient Owl Core" records today :)
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
that's quite enough sticky biological reality for one day, thank you 😤
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
wandering the aisles like the market scene at the beginning of aladdin
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Ambivalent Dictator For Life @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
"I went to the Nazi bar and I didn't see any politics" says more about you than you maybe realise
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah, the worms are back
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"
Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this, unfortunately, EXACTLY explains 2026 datacentre infrastructure spend… POWERRRRRRRRR ⚡️
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anybody who has seen Howard The Duck (1986) knows EXACTLY what is going on with Peter Thiel.
it is extremely wet manifestation of The Dark Ones, Peter Thielit is extremely wet manifestation of The Dark Ones, Dr. Jenning from Howard The Duck, played with absolute and brilliant manic zeal by Jeffrey Jones.
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ahaaha most excellent
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