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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anybody still unclear? 🖕🏼🍊🍕🤡💩
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Remember that time Biden said, “To hell with it; someone please nuke Texas.”? Yeah. Neither does anyone else. Only. Donald. Trump. Wants. To. Kill. Millions. Of. US. Citizens. He should be in prison. PRISON.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MAGA: “We support Trump because he says what he means and tells it like it is.” Also MAGA: “That’s not what he meant.” Then the usual cleanup crew, spends weeks explaining what Trump “really” meant. So much for telling it like it is.
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Pirateking Blues Jazz Rock Radio @pkradio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eh, it’s a concept of a plan. 🙄
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
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LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Hill: During his Wednesday speech, Hegseth revived culture-war grievances and declared the Pentagon is “no longer the woke department or the weak department.” Wise men speak bc they have something to say, Hegseth speaks bc he has something fucking stupid to say. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One hundred percent.
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Peppermint for me!!
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A click here to REGISTER: vote.gov #LetsGetVoteReady
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finna change AAALLLLLLLLLL my weekend plans 🍨🍧🍦 #iykyk #Braums #shoplocal
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ICYMI — Hegseth and Trump are turning the 🇺🇸 military into a Christian army. Seems like this should be a bigger deal 🤷🏼 (As we accuse other countries of being religious fanatics) (H/T @atrupar.com)
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. No matter what.
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SWEATY DOZEVELT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MarkWhine, the Dumber Plumber™ 🙄
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aaarrrggghhh. 😐
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Because, y’know, nothing’s ever Their fault. 🙄
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
⬇️⬇️⬇️ 🔥🔥🔥
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oklahoma has had some pretty badly botched attempts at executions in recent years. It’s become quite an inhumane practice.
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh for fuck’s OWN damn sake … #EatingThePetsAgain 🙄
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is NOT okay
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Matthew Cooke @matthewcooke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You Don't Have Rights, You Have A Temporary Permit. Without guaranteed access to water, shelter, a meaningful share of the planet you're from... You don't have rights. You have a permission slip -- that can get torn up in an instant. By an owner class. Link in bio: free tools and the full version.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This guy. Bet he called himself the Epstein club consigliere.
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
… dipschmitt? 🤣
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is he standing on his little box behind the podium, the one to make him look taller than five-foot-eight? 🙄
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And again, Mar’Kwayne embarrasses the once-great state of Oklahoma. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So our absent Third Lady/First Pornstar is “Be Best”-ing a single mom … that’s fucked up. @jojofromjerz.bsky.social ~ thank you for standing tall and fighting the good fight!!
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This should be stapled to everything this guy does for the rest of forever.
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SMC @ireckon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also Eric Schmitt's dumbass conspiracy theory was based on the idea that the Fulton County DA and the special counsel, both well-known public figures, said "We must discuss our nefarious plan to get Trump. No, a phone call won't do - let's meet in the stands at an NBA game, with cameras everywhere."
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The smug looks on Their faces … oops 🤣
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026
The internet is erupting in mockery after Eric Schmitt’s spectacular Jack Smith faceplant. Now people are openly speculating: Did his team plant the glowing 2028 story AND coordinate with MAGA influencers in advance, expecting a victory lap that blew up in their faces?
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Eric Schmitt Gets Mercilessly Mocked Over ‘Planted’ Story After Jack Smith Faceplant
A glowing 2028 scoop dropped just before Schmitt’s disastrous “gotcha,” while right-wing influencers appeared ready to celebrate. After it blew up, the internet noticed.
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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David Leigh Roth @notonebit.com · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmitt earlier today trying to get Jack Smith to perjure himself
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Slamdunk Fail
ALT: Slamdunk Fail
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Back in the day, America knew how to deal with people who betrayed her.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 28/09/2026
This is a photo of our home planet taken only a few hours ago! So what? We have photos of Earth taken from space every day. Ah, but *this* photo was taken by a spacecraft ON ITS WAY TO JUPITER.
From the source: "Mostly black space, most of Earth visible at the top right of the image. Part of a spacecraft visible on the left."
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a matter of priorities.
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh eeeuuuwww … 🤣🤣🤣☠️
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Criminals gonna crime 🖕🏼🍊🍕🤡💩
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