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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 2h
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. No matter what.
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 1h
SWEATY DOZEVELT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 1h
Because, y’know, nothing’s ever Their fault. 🙄
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 2h
⬇️⬇️⬇️ 🔥🔥🔥
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 6h
Oh for fuck’s OWN damn sake … #EatingThePetsAgain 🙄
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 9h
This is NOT okay
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Matthew Cooke @matthewcooke.bsky.social · 14h
You Don't Have Rights, You Have A Temporary Permit. Without guaranteed access to water, shelter, a meaningful share of the planet you're from... You don't have rights. You have a permission slip -- that can get torn up in an instant. By an owner class. Link in bio: free tools and the full version.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 13h
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 14h
This guy. Bet he called himself the Epstein club consigliere.
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 13h
And again, Mar’Kwayne embarrasses the once-great state of Oklahoma. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 13h
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 15h
So our absent Third Lady/First Pornstar is “Be Best”-ing a single mom … that’s fucked up. @jojofromjerz.bsky.social ~ thank you for standing tall and fighting the good fight!!
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 15h
This should be stapled to everything this guy does for the rest of forever.
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SMC @ireckon.bsky.social · 15h
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also Eric Schmitt's dumbass conspiracy theory was based on the idea that the Fulton County DA and the special counsel, both well-known public figures, said "We must discuss our nefarious plan to get Trump. No, a phone call won't do - let's meet in the stands at an NBA game, with cameras everywhere."
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The smug looks on Their faces … oops 🤣
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026
The internet is erupting in mockery after Eric Schmitt’s spectacular Jack Smith faceplant. Now people are openly speculating: Did his team plant the glowing 2028 story AND coordinate with MAGA influencers in advance, expecting a victory lap that blew up in their faces?
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Eric Schmitt Gets Mercilessly Mocked Over ‘Planted’ Story After Jack Smith Faceplant
A glowing 2028 scoop dropped just before Schmitt’s disastrous “gotcha,” while right-wing influencers appeared ready to celebrate. After it blew up, the internet noticed.
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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David Leigh Roth @notonebit.com · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmitt earlier today trying to get Jack Smith to perjure himself
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Slamdunk Fail
ALT: Slamdunk Fail
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 28/09/2026
This is a photo of our home planet taken only a few hours ago! So what? We have photos of Earth taken from space every day. Ah, but *this* photo was taken by a spacecraft ON ITS WAY TO JUPITER.
From the source: "Mostly black space, most of Earth visible at the top right of the image. Part of a spacecraft visible on the left."
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a matter of priorities.
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh eeeuuuwww … 🤣🤣🤣☠️
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Criminals gonna crime 🖕🏼🍊🍕🤡💩
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone?
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The David Pakman Show @thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Twenty-six articles of impeachment. And that’s only the beginning.
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tired of this nonsense
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bibi, Musk, Jr, and the winner of the Melania v. Putin cage match 🖕🏼🍊🍕🤡💩
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’re actually okay with being underrated. #CowboyUP 🤠🧡🖤♾️ #OKState
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🙄
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Clay Bennett @claybennett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
9/26/2026- SCOTUS www.timesfreepress.com/news/2026/se...
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day to all who celebrate!! 🩷
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So wrong! 😑
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What the actual fuck is this horse shit?
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oompa Loompa doompadee di We dug up a corpse by using ai Oompa Loompa doompadah dell If there was a god we’d be burning in hell
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh! Canada! 🇨🇦 ♥️
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
💥 NEWLY UNCOVERED AUDIO: Texas GOP US Senate candidate Ken Paxton calls the Uvalde shooting a "plan" by "God" and says "life is short” about children murdered in an elementary school. This man is vile. @shannonrwatts.bsky.social
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
POLITICO exposed Vice President JD Vance as the leaker behind one of the stories the White House later cited to justify banning the outlet from White House grounds. So either they planted these stories and then used them as an excuse to ban the outlets reporting them, or it’s MAGA targeting MAGA.
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🌊 Matt Gaetz’ Burner Account 🌊 @krisbouncedx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look at all the Texans that showed up AGAINST Ken Paxton! 😂😂
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The whole thread is just … argh Thank you, @yasharali.bsky.social, for putting it together
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 23/09/2026
Jim Crow was on the ash heap of history. Then came the Roberts Court. Our September + October cover story: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ll always love this
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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omg mum’s woke af @optimum405.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AT LAST 🤩
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