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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You know how worms crawl onto pavement during the rain and then dry out and die? Do you think that's like beef jerky for birds?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026

Iran War Enters 6th Justification

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026

Chicagoans Over 25 Urged To Shelter In Place Until Lollapalooza Over

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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/08/2026

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.zip · 03/08/2026

COMIC: “Skeleton Crew”. Pretending everything is normal seems insane to me, but here we are. More comics at frogpants.com/comics

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2026

Meatpacking Plant Workers Weirded Out By Guy Older Than 16 theonion.com/meatpacking-plant-work…

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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Sling free streaming offers "local" content, I guess they just put up an antenna and stream it.

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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

My friend's son isn't the brightest bulb so the other day when he told me he wanted to be an astronaut I just told him the sky's the limit.

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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Whiteboards are remarkable.

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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Just got the new #Roku interface, after making the face below, I removed as much as I could and resized the apps back to their proper size. Just another reason we need a fully #opensource media streaming player.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2025

HGTV Exec Moans With Pleasure Upon Receiving Word About Triplets Who Flip, Furnish, And Sell Houseboats In The Carolinas theonion.com/hgtv-ex...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2025

Trump Examined By Doctor After Acknowledging Existence Of Suffering theonion.com/trump-e...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/08/2025

Doctor With Positive Attitude Learns Something New From Every Malpractice Suit theonion.com/doctor-...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/08/2025

How Aid Is Distributed In Gaza theonion.com/how-aid...

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Palestinians in line asked if they want to film a short thank you video for Trump

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2025

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate theonion.com/left-wi...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2025

Warm, Encouraging Email From CEO Quickly Identified As Phishing Attempt theonion.com/warm-en...

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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Flipping through FAST channels and one channel is playing Deep Impact while another channel is playing Armageddon. Talk about a flash back to my teens...I still remember going on my first, no parents around, date to see Deep Impact.

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

The man was problematic as hell, but fuck, at times he was a god damned prophet.

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Jeff Cannata @jeffcannata.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

So there hasn’t been a Republican president in the last 35 years that hasn’t started a new war in the Middle East.

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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Ahh-hah! I was wondering how they got the list of countries and Not Countries... I should have guessed it would be something this ridiculous.

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Work Chronicles @workchronicles.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

(comic) Decision vs. Outcome

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Work Chronicles @workchronicles.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

(comic) Did you get my email?

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Work Chronicles @workchronicles.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

(comic) Feedback based prioritisation

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Work Chronicles @workchronicles.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

(comic) Adding more people to a project

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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Sleeping on her back Snoring like a lumberjack I suck at haikus

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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

The most depressing thing about this timeline is the abject stupidity of some people. Although, to be fair, it’s really helped my Brooklyn Bridge sales…

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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

In 2020 I deactivated my FB account and thought it had been deleted due to inactivity. Today I found out that I still had an account. So I officially went though the process of deleting that garbage for good, and in 30 days it will be gone for good. Feels good man.

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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

My first NY resolution is not to keep my NY resolutions. I like to start off easy.

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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

The first thing I watched in 2025 was Idiocracy. Why you may ask? Given the current global climate it just felt appropriate.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/12/2024

CEO Unveils Bold New Plan To Undo Damage From Last Year’s Bold New Plan theonion.com/ceo-unveils-...

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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

@crobertcargill.bsky.social I know you're love of the airbrushed van, you were my first thought when I saw this. BTW, Jess is wrong, they are awesome.

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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

So every year TBS airs The Christmas Story for 24 hours. How has no streaming channel done something similar but with Die Hard? Seriously, just set up a channel once a year to stream the film for 24 hours, then take it down for the other 364 days. I'm sure it would get a ton of plays.

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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Why am I posting congressional stock info? Not only can you make money off the back of their trades, but you can see what to expect for the coming year. Is congress buying medical supply companies? Maybe there's a pandemic coming. Just though I'd put this out there for those interested.

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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Recent congressional stock trading moves EQ HTGC DT GEVO APP

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

People! My new special “CARRYING MONSTERS” drops Christmas Eve, you can pre order at Christophertitus.com and give it as a gift. 90 minutes of my best, The tenth special , damn.

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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

SMU 3 - 38 PSU 4th 12:43 Announcer: who ever wins this game will go on to face Boise State. Me, who just lost his first ever sports bet with this loss...

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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

2/2 Honestly at this point which ever studio owns the IP should really just set up a streaming channel for the day and allow it to be listed on all the ad supported streaming services.

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oppy1984 @oppy1984.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

1/2 So TNT & TBS here in the states always do a Christmas day marathon of The Christmas Story. How has no other channel tried to compete with that by doing a 24 hour Die Hard marathon?

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