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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer

@opinionevaluator.bsky.social
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Just some person. No affiliations that you care about. In this house we stan Red Dead Revolver 2. Don’t you shit on my beloved horsey game.

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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 6h
Sure, but if I remember correctly she managed to delay things long enough to get that directive. An earlier-in-the-game conviction, on NatSec-related charges, has a lot of downstream effects on the calculations of your Alitos and Thomases and Robertses.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 6h
Not when it comes to the Supreme Court. Every Dem SC nominee for the foreseeable future needs to be a 29 years old who acts like their parents were murdered by the Federalist Society.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 6h
It’s a different world if Aileen Cannon doesn’t get the FL case and Fani Willis keeps her hands to herself.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Quick question, how many republicans in either the Va Senate or the Va House voted for the eventual abolition of the death penalty in Va?
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“How many R’s are in the ‘ow’ sound?”
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At long last, we have created The Matrix from the classic sci-fi film The Creators of The Matrix See You As Their Slave
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Handing out paperclip costumes to kids in select California neighborhoods so it looks like It Has Begun and then watching for tech people hurling themselves into the ocean.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Relatable
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also, the audience gets “laugh satiated” (which I just made up) so you have to change your gimmick in the back half. Trying to think of pure comedies that actually managed to have a third act that was anywhere near as funny as the first two.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Biggest problem for comedies is landing the plane. Sure, you can yuck it up in the first 45 minutes, but eventually you have to actually push the plot forward and resolve it, and it’s pretty hard to do that while maintaining the same level of comedy.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Has Pete Hegseth ever heard a shot fired in anger?
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Rachel Hallie @dazedrachel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So both comedy and media commentary becomes about signaling allegiance and comradery to your social media feed, which gets increasingly more myopic and self-feeding Like I am aware enough to know that having an opinion on Will Stancil or something is not normal
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you think about it, God was kind of a vibe coder
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hope you’re right
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I dunno, how rapidly do you think the world can move from “ai lets capital grow while labor disappears” to “the ais actually run everything now, and they’re nice”? Big gap between “ai is smarter than us” and “ai has superpowers”.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Doesn’t seem crazy for people to be real damn concerned about the period of time between “huge percentage of human intellectual and artistic endeavor becomes obsolete (and therefore makes no money)” and “glorious Iain M. Banks future”, especially because that period is most likely “generations”.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They sent back Terminators but they don’t believe in violence so they tried mild corrective criticism on Twitter and that’s what made her lose her shit. The irony.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
mfs found floating point errors in the fabric of spacetime
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Making a Peter Watts you could actively speak to for as long as you want would explode the AI psychosis rate on BlueSky: The Social Media Site For People Who Imagine They Are Siri Keaton 24 Hours A Day.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Day 43 as an undercover cop in the white nationalist terror cell: We're twenty chapters deep into this Harry Potter fanfic book club, I don't know how long I can hold out pretending to be into this shit
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I gave my dishwasher a little kick the other day because the little soap compartment cover failed to open (again!!!) and I had to clean out the mushy gunk before running a repeat cycle. Am I an abuser? :(
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Headline Vibe · by NoMAGA @headlinevibe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The sales pitch for benevolent dictatorship always skips the awkward part: there’s no reliable way to fire the benevolent dictator when the benevolence expires.
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
4 minutes to explain someone else’s joke? He should be on Bluesky
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Enterprise is shaped like a penis, there’s a 3 minute tracking shot of Scottie using the bathroom, and 2/3 of the way through the movie a Klingon no one has seen before runs screaming across the bridge and it’s never explained.
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candy @wormfood-local-510.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A24 and China both coasting on the strategy, "Don't be a dipshit, everyone else is all dipshits"
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wine dark sea
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have you tried *not* being old enough for the algorithm to hit you with eczema cream ads?
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Either way it’s bad if you enjoy it.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, and on another front, we’re gonna need you to do a little rewrite and change the overall theme from “the slow but inevitable grinding away of idealism by unimaginably large systems that no one is in control of and only bit players are held accountable for” to “a Sith Lord did it”.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone crucified Harrison Ford?!?
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rarely seen storyboard of the original ending of Zardoz.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Because their kids don’t go to school with your kids and they don’t attend public events that don’t cater to them specifically.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ahem…
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m….sorry, I thought there would be baseball cards here.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna be weird to see a sky that looks like an prescription eczema cream ad with a timer counting down until you can skip it
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CFBSolon @cfbsolon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Robot v. human cage fights banned Robot v. influencer cage fights allowed
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stay shallow, stay safe (complimentary)
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS HIM?!?
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tbf, her being on a book tour vs being listened to by anyone in the government at all is in fact better for the nation, on net.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Percentage wise, how much thinner would those books be if you omitted “warrior”, “Jesus”, and slurs?
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Donald Trump destroying the physical United States, Stephen Miller destroying the idea of the United States.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What is the point of this stupid country if not that? Pack it up we’ve lost our reason to be
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bet they have with individual US bishops
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ITzzy SeaBOOscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
honestly it’s kind of hilarious that they’ve approached a pontiff with a clear moral directive in the same fashion as like a junior senator from a dakota
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ultimate origin of the equally beautiful cloacal kiss. Go ahead, google it.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching with a camera so it can react in real time if something goes wrong (base detaches, printhead gets clogged, etc), or modifying the output as it goes, streaming gcode direct based on what it sees? Super cool either way.
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s why you put this mfer on prepay-only terms.
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