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Ophira Eisenberg

@ophirae.bsky.social
1.2K followers 22 following 93 posts

standup, podcast host, writer, probably more

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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Listening made me so happy and made me miss my #PJ friends 🤷 #ParentingIsAJoke: Live from #PodJam: Parenting, Potty Training, and How to Talk to Kids About Politics @ophirae.bsky.social @desgoble.bsky.social @tyevs3 @raychos.bsky.social @aaronecarroll.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
and soybeans
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
with these egg prices, easter egg hunts will be only for the richest people in America this year
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Talking with @johnmoe.bsky.social on @depreshmode.bsky.social was better than 10 years of therapy. it’s audio ketamine! maximumfun.org/episodes/dep...
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Surviving Trauma and Having a Few Laughs with Ophira Eisenberg | Maximum Fun
The acclaimed writer, comedian, and podcast host opens up about major events in her life.
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Boundaries, parenting, exploiting our children for profit & 90s ribbon dancing ❤️ This pod has everything 🤣 #ParentingIsAJoke: Staying Healthy After Going Going Viral with Katie Love @ophirae.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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a man covering his face with his hands in front of a map
Alt: a man covering his face with his hands in front of a map
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
yes i do!
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Symphony Space @symphonyspace.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Got any weekend plans? Selected Shorts come to The Stissing Center for Arts and Culture in Pine Plains, NY, on March 9! Host @ophirae.bsky.social will be joined by Lauren Ambrose, Teagle F. Bougere, and David Strathairn for an evening of stories about transformation. Tix on sale now! bit.ly/3XeRPDz
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i’m so excited for this!
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I wish I could handle murder podcasts, but I don’t have the stomach for them!
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I could listen to these 2 chat all day. Love hearing Katie's story! #ParentingIsAJoke: Katie Love Loves Being The Breadwinner @ophirae.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
i just read that the odds keep going up that, 7 years from now, an asteroid will smash into Earth. so there you go, some good news.
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Parenting may be a B- but the comedy is stellar. I wish I could see @ophirae.bsky.social & @mattgoldich.bsky.social together at QED on March 13th. 🍻 #ParentingIsAJoke: pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Not a drag queen. Not a transgender human being. Not an undocumented immigrant.
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
it’s all so messed up
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Between the Super Bowl and bird flu – this is a bad week to be a chicken.
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
love you
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
a friend just bragged to me that he’s never had an amazon package stolen. the new mark of a lucky life.
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
an apt pony?
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
haha- thank you 😊
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
my 9yo son noticed a vending machine for tampons in a public women’s restroom and yelled, “wait- they’re extorting money from women every month just because they get a period?” I was extremely proud. … and then we reviewed the definition of extortion
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
i’m curious what podcasts you guys listen to? 🤔🎧 My top 10: 1.Stand Up With Pete @petedominick.bsky.social 2.Toni and Ryan 3.Parenting Is A Joke @ophirae.bsky.social 4.Muckrake Political Podcast 5. @popsonhopspod.bsky.social 6.PoliticsGirl 7.Democracyish 8.Handsome 9.Master Plan 10.New Abnormal
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Btw I love “nutballs” great word
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
shuttdown medicaid but tik tok is back so i hope your fav influencer can diagnose and treat you!
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Now I’m realizing that this is a thing – I just thought it was a little precious
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
i stand corrected
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
no way!!!!
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I just heard a man yell at his dog “inside voice, Charles inside voice!” i’m not sure he understands that he has a… dog
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
"We turned out fine..." I typically follow that up with "I mean clearly not GREAT but I'm ok..." 🤣 #ParentingIsAJoke: Surviving Trails and Tantrums with @thesallybrooks.bsky.social w/ @ophirae.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
social media : net zero
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
hahahaha- I know at first I wondered, are you making a film??
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
does anyone else’s kid start every other sentence with “POV ….” ??
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
These moms are so fun and even better together. I got told all the time I talked too much in school - I made a career out of it. 🤷 The talkers will be fine. #ParentingIsAJoke: @BizLawerence is Emotionally Forward with Her Kids w/ @ophirae.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
If you wonder why there's so much #FemaleRage, give today's snack-isode a listen. Parenting is a Joke: Too Much Stuff, Too Little Support with @BizLawerence & @ophirae.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Hark Audio @harkaudio.com · 17/01/2025
These are Rachel Bloom’s funniest podcast moments, all in one playlist. Feat: - Rachel Bloom’s parenting style @ophirae.bsky.social - The St. Elsewhere Cinematic Universe @cbbworld.bsky.social - How She Avoided Offending Priests @npr.org share.harkaudio.com/afKCUeVkPfXN...
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Rachel Bloom: A Roundup of Podcast Moments
Hilarious podcast moments featuring Rachel Bloom, including her jokes on parenting styles, priests, and 14-year-old boys.
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
so many of us are relying on social media to get news about our friends and loved ones in LA who are dealing with this devastation and it is so weird / disturbing to see the 🔥 emoji used to just represent fire
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I want play dates!
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
they are the most incredible women - i was in awe
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
It’s my goal to have a hibiscus inside – everyone in my family did and has but I need the right window
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I'm definitely not an #IntenseParent... I'm more with Mike Pesca - they won't die if left alone 🤷 Parenting is a Joke: @MikePeasca Is Raising A Few Good Men @ophirae.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
wowowow- hibiscus 🌺 -my favorite!
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
on todays @parentingisajoke ep, Journalist, podcaster and dad @milkepescs.bsky.social shares how his kids are expertly navigating the complexities of today’s world — even if they still can’t quite tie their shoes! 🤔👟 listen to this ep! tinyurl.com/2hj5a5bx
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
That's what I wrote in
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Accidentally took the employee elevator at the hotel I was staying at and got to read this gem
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
These are a new level to me
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
scissors is hilarious and they must cut it up in front of us as my closer
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
AMAZING
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Haha
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
To me, they’re all ugly – and I know I’ll receive some negative feedback for that comment
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I posted the strange email. from UnitedHealth last week asking for feedback in exchange for a free expensive toothbrush – I thought it was REAL until I just looked at the email address it was sent from and – WHOA
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
hahahaha
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