dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 8hOh cool cool cool. So when's it my turn to wear the Rolex? 060
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 19hUh, sorry for the weird lack of a preview, I actually don't have instagram but I think it's still the right link. 010
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 19hThis is the best political ad I have ever seen 💀💀💀 www.instagram.com/reel/DeZw-Vi...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 100
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 20h(If so, please know I'm not judging, I consumed the whole thing while writing a proposal) 010
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 20hAre you watching that Netflix show about Maine lol 200
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 20hAfter you go, if you want to read a silly lil novel, Well Met by Jen DeLuca is fun! 030
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 20h(For anyone following along at home in suspense: I made it) 140
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 20hThe only thing better than being semi-stranded on an uptown 1 platform while your train inexplicably goes out of service is watching the clock tick towards the time your connecting train (which is at the next station) will depart 😬 120
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I can't believe I didn't know this existed?? 110
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 13/10/2026"Webster's Dictionary defines Venezuela as..." 030
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This isn't historical per se, but in The Last of Us, there is a scene set in Lincoln, MA, where a woman uses a cheap-looking polyester fleece baby blanket with cartoon characters on it, which read as a class marker inaccuracy to me. 050
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Suddenly I desperately need a Borrowers remake set in the subway 010
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I think it's when you feel bad that you're Kevin Costner in Waterworld 110
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Wow yeah it *is* an old timey jail suit 070
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Anyway you will all be shocked to know that is not my job now 150
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 13/10/2026When I was really little, I told my mom I wanted to be a truck driver, specifically one who drove a large truck full of styrofoam packing peanuts, so that I could pull over and jump in the back and swim in them. 180
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026We still have one of these! It is now our keyboard bench! 020
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If there's a "structured process," copilot wrote it 110
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is a REALLY clever idea: www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...theguardian.comIndonesia looks to mosque loudspeakers to double as earthquake warning systemsA five-year trial is assessing whether the loudspeakers used to broadcast the call to prayer can help to warn hard-to-reach territories 050
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Is it at least an estuary? (Still not the coast though!) 230
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Yes, exactly. I left before my corner got bad, but I didn't want to be part of something that was just constantly awful on the whole. 140
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Ok this sounds GREAT and original and I am on board 130
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You all think I'm making a joke but I own this couch 020
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I like my lovers like I like my patio furniture: tan, big enough to lounge on, and made of rattan 3121
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I saw this movie in the theater (I bought tix for me and 6 other lifeguards because only I was old enough to buy tix to an r-rated movie lol), and even at that point hearing this song was like being in a hallucination. 030
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Hasn't he been at like 185 campaign events? Like, what even. 030
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026@harriet-vane1.bsky.social would absolutely know (if she wasn't the one who did it) 010
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If anyone else needs to sing it, you have to really lean in and tunelessly belt: Orange-fleshed sweet potato It's got vitamin A And also lots of dietary fiber So it will help you if you're vitamin deficie-ie-ient Or even just constipaaaated 040
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026In the meantime I also get to feel slightly smug that I have turned my farmers market veg into 4 different dishes AND also had the chance to make my kids listen as I improvised a song about vitamin A and orange-fleshed sweet potato ("MOOOOOM STOP SAYING FLESH!!!") 160
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026--that will be consumed tomorrow. Also have some excess mashed sweet potato/squash combo, so tomorrow will make it into some sort of bread. 120
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It was a squash and sweet potato sort of night so we had a squash/potato cream sauce with sage and nutmeg over tortellini; kids had squash and sweet potato on the side of tortellini, and I mixed the remaining cream sauce with some chicken broth that was in the freezer to make delicious soup-- 180
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 11/10/2026the *successful* person in politics, no less 030
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Help I am now so confused about the Michelin guide 040
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 11/10/2026What the *hell* is going on with the ethics committee review at the University of Southern Denmark, this is fucking appalling 172
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Real experts know this is actually ice cream [be]for[e] dinner 020
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Technically they do adhere to a "no animal products" rule, but if someone has a "plant-based only" rule then I suppose not? 110
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Which is also why having census tract-level data (as in the original) would be super interesting in teasing out fuel choice drivers. 010
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 10/10/2026(Acknowledging on the side here that all of coastal New England/megalopolis is pretty densely populated, but you can see some of the biggest urban centers in blue) 000
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 10/10/2026For Alaska, the population is pretty concentrated in the green, no? For the other large red chunk (New England), where it isn't densely populated (which is where you get natural gas mixing in on the original chart), there is a *lot* of forest. 200
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 10/10/2026There is a place in Manhattan that is a combo bagel and Chinese noodle restaurant! Bagels from 7am (ish?), noodles starting at 11:30, but critically, bagels until the end of the day. 140
dracaena marginalia @opheliainwaders.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This is making me realize that when I talk, "barred owl" and "barn owl" sound pretty much indistinguishable 020