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@oohlalathehbic.bsky.social
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Thee HBIC ✨ Mom x 2. Wife. Dog mom. Entrepreneur.

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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hi.
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A WOMANNNNN
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Watching Ride or Die and Hannah Waddingham is THICK GAHDAMN
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don’t cook as much during the week bc I be tired but I’m making two meals today. Dirty cabbage. And pot roast + mac & cheese. 😋
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 18/07/2026
The "price" of being yourself is often being alone. If you are able to exist without masking and you are partnered, and in community, you are blessed. Hell at this point, being partnered with someone(s) who likes you, and you like them feels like a blessing.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This little family I’ve created is so beautiful. I’m so thankful.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My eyes been itching all day.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Reg’s character arc don’t make no sense on the chi. When did he become so selfless foh.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I fear I like being at home a little too much.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Me and my husband celebrate our wedding anniversary and dating anniversary. This year we are going to dinner & a movie, staying at a hotel, then going to the spa for couples massages. I cannot wait.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My toddler becomes hyper fixated on things and right now his obsession is playgrounds. He had me build a slide outta play doh today. 😖 He wants us to draw playgrounds on his whiteboard. Any time we drive by one and we don’t stop he crashes out. Pray for ya girl.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Getting seafood boil tonight and I’m way too excited about it lol
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My toddler been going to three hours of summer camp every day this week and you would think he works a 12 hour shift in construction, the levels of exhaustion. Baby can’t even make it to his bedtime, be nodding off on the couch. And sleeps for 11-12 hours. 🤣
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Yall extra h0rny lmfao
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Randomly thought about Lindsey graham being outta here and smiled. What have I become lol
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The kids on my sons baseball team call him Jackie Robinson 🤣
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Technical Fy-el @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I mean..... It's a mood. I'm not mad at it.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My 3 YO keeps saying oh shit and I just
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Stress Headache
ALT: Stress Headache
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 14/07/2026
I’m going to say a mean thing. Some men are exactly as lonely as they should be. If they truly think and behave as they do on here their level of loneliness is both understandable and circumstantially appropriate.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Won another $35k in contracts for the business. Let’s go baby.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I hired a grant writer and she submitted 12 grants (7 for my business, 5 for my NP) over the course of a month or so. Almost $1M across all of them. I hope we win at least one for each entity. 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My best friend sent me the sweetest voice note this morning. I’m so touched.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Haven’t been to the gym in two weeks. Feel like a damn failure smh.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Who’s next?
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Who's Next? Dance Challenge
ALT: Who's Next? Dance Challenge
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026
The Grim Reaper strolling Capitol Hill like…
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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°❈ 𝒞𝑜𝓃𝒸𝓇𝑒𝓉𝑒🌹𝑅𝑜𝓈𝑒°❈ @oneinamillyon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Whats Tea for the weekend ☕️ 👀👀 Like/Reskeet. (Doing those i feel called to) 🗣️DO NOT LIKE THIS POST IF YOU DON’T WANT A READING PLEASE!!! 🚨MUST BE FOLLOWING ME NOW🚨 Tips are accepted but not required link in bio… 💛
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My brother is back in jail. Another domestic violence case. He’s a menace. When people judge me for not having a relationship with him or be like, “that’s still your brother” I really be wanting to tell them to EAD.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I have a new IG. I can’t remember all yall names so help me out and follow meeee: www.instagram.com/laurinthepm?...
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Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Anyway. I’ll be in Alabama shortly.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When my autistic child has a meltdown and I receive a dirty look I be ready to fight.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It actually pisses me tf off.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Somehow a ladybug got into my house. Does that mean I’m lucky lol
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My 16 yo been listening to Michael Jackson and New Edition all day and I just feel like a great mom lol
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Today is gonna be a productive Sunday. I need to clean and organize my house. Do some work. Write. And hit the gym with Charles. Let’s go. 💪🏾
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/07/2026
Devastating news for the two people who were there
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Today has sucked absolute ass.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The way I have so many ideas in my head at all times should be studied. It’s actually kinda scary. Always a new business venture. A book. A strategy. I be wanting to tell my brain THATS ENOUGH. REST!
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Yall. My conference is at double the tickets sold compared to the same time last year!
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have this somewhat irrational fear of gaining all my weight back in a super short amount of time. Like a week. 😩
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 29/06/2026
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rules states can count late-arriving mailed ballots, rejecting a challenge led by the Trump administration.
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Supreme Court rules states can count late-arriving mailed ballots, rejecting Trump-led challenge
The Supreme Court is rejecting a Republican-led attack on state laws that allow the counting of late-arriving mail ballots, a persistent target of President Donald Trump.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I love my dog so much. Like damn, I get it now dog moms and dads. I get it.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Same 🤣😩
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Good morning and happy Monday. Mondays are new beginnings. ✨
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So happy. I think I found an affordable summer program for the baby. And I know we are late as fuck lol
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Got back on Twitter this week and it may have been one of the worst decisions I’ve made in a long time.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Homeownership is a scam. I wanna go back to renting lol
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
🔥🔥🔥🔥
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I think I figured out why it’s been so hard for me to get up and get to the gym lol. The magnesium glycinate makes me groggy AF in the mornings. I need to adjust my dose or take it earlier in the evening.
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La 💗 @oohlalathehbic.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
One of my clients was complimenting me this week and the other was like, “Yea, Laurin is a beast” and then she followed it up with “but in a good way” and there was no need bc I 100% took that as a compliment. ✨
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