Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 2hI hear you and then once you've finished peeing that shit's hanging like a dad dick 020
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 7hI like that furries become a right wing boogeyman every once in a while, but the normie mind cannot hold the concept of furries for more than 3 days and before you know it they're asking the nice stranger in the dog costume if their kids can get a photo 0271
Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 11hafter 100 years of struggle, we finally have a working definition of socialism 0191
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026got clocked by my video game preferences. my partner told their friend I mostly play auto battlers and roguelite deckbuilders and she said "wait is she not cis?" 0130
Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if you love beautiful, intelligent older women like I do, you have to accept that they type like they've been hit in the head over and over and over 0151
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026that the dude who died holding a woman hostage 2411
Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026feeling full is so goated. they should make this easier. I'm gonna fix mental illness. 080
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026trying to teach myself to draw by focusing on what I'm most passionate about: cock 0160
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it's okay to want the little checkmark on bluesky, it means you're famous 100
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026HOW'S MY PUSSY TASTE? 1 - 8 8 8 - 3 4 6 - 3 3 0 0 0100
Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I feel the same way about cute a.i. mascots as I do about talking trash cans. Do not speak in my sacred tongue, do not take my sacred form. 071
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026all I can say is that my life is pretty slay I like watching puddles cause I'm gayyy 1182
Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've never thought about what I bring to a job interview tbh. the video capture screen on the self recorded interview only gets my mouth and nose 050
Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026changing modesty standards have reduced opportunities for beautiful buxom babes to slow motion walk down the street, causing men to crash their bicycles and children to spill their ice cream cones. 0120