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Witch Dr. Penis Boob

@oofadoofa.bsky.social
17K followers 309 following 247 posts

I have a gun inside my heart

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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 2h
I hear you and then once you've finished peeing that shit's hanging like a dad dick
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 4h
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Uncut Gems: I Agree
ALT: Uncut Gems: I Agree
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 4h
she's my favorite author but this one I just cannot get through
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 5h
i lied. we're not making out. choose your weapon.
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 5h
having a small penis day huh?
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 7h
I like that furries become a right wing boogeyman every once in a while, but the normie mind cannot hold the concept of furries for more than 3 days and before you know it they're asking the nice stranger in the dog costume if their kids can get a photo
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 11h
after 100 years of struggle, we finally have a working definition of socialism
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12h
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 11h
oh yay
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 15h
what's wrong with it?
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
getting ready for bed
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sound up ⬆️🔼
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hayley Williams gets a lib pass cause she's beautiful and I'm in love with her
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
no dude go set another guiness record or something
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jimmy talarico keeps asking me for $1 like the guy outside subway
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
got clocked by my video game preferences. my partner told their friend I mostly play auto battlers and roguelite deckbuilders and she said "wait is she not cis?"
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if you love beautiful, intelligent older women like I do, you have to accept that they type like they've been hit in the head over and over and over
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is exactly how we reply to you when you say this in the gc
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ohhh I understand. the headphones are his hair.
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
famous last words
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that the dude who died holding a woman hostage
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
feeling full is so goated. they should make this easier. I'm gonna fix mental illness.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the lg app
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why is nobody talking about how depression and anxiety causes major memory loss?
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the most well styled hair never survives contact with the enemy
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
trying to teach myself to draw by focusing on what I'm most passionate about: cock
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what do you mean? everyone really held it together for that
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I envy his deep sense of self
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my neighbor who replaced his trump sign with a punisher-themed anti tyranny sign has a dog named riddler
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh sorry
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
time for over the garden wall
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's okay to want the little checkmark on bluesky, it means you're famous
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no more el nice wiwi
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
go tem!
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Temmie Pixel Art Character
ALT: Temmie Pixel Art Character
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t actually believe that Nancy Reagan was all that good at sucking dick. They’re just being kind to her because her husband got demented
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HOW'S MY PUSSY TASTE? 1 - 8 8 8 - 3 4 6 - 3 3 0 0
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we will win.
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel the same way about cute a.i. mascots as I do about talking trash cans. Do not speak in my sacred tongue, do not take my sacred form.
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hmmmmm
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nathan fielder is so fucking hot
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
cause I'm choosing the texas I'm choooosing the teeexas tonight.
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all I can do is suck a cock to stay awake and it rips my throat okay but I like the taaaaste
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all I can say is that my life is pretty slay I like watching puddles cause I'm gayyy
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
is that good or bad?
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nathan fielder is so fucking hot
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've never thought about what I bring to a job interview tbh. the video capture screen on the self recorded interview only gets my mouth and nose
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
changing modesty standards have reduced opportunities for beautiful buxom babes to slow motion walk down the street, causing men to crash their bicycles and children to spill their ice cream cones.
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you get it
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