Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bloody hell, the use of past tense had me palpitating there for a moment. 001
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 001
Reposted by Sam Proctor Chris Weston @westonfront.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It's like they've written a list of all the worst things you could probably do and are slowly ticking them off. 4489
Reposted by Sam Proctor Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Happy 10 year anniversary of the best mic drop on Twitter. Hard to believe it’s been so long! Congrats @astrokatie.com 121121342063
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Earlier a beautiful butterfly was flitting around my garden, too quickly for me to make a positive identification. It flitted over the garden fence, to the neighbours', who have plastic grass. "There's nothing for you there, my friend," I muttered sadly. 000
Reposted by Sam Proctor gratefullysarah @gratefullysarah.bsky.social · 22/05/2026The Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam is home to the stunning Cuypers Library, the largest and oldest art history research library in the Netherlands #museum #rijksmuseum #travel #books #library 1205660605
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone 000
Reposted by Sam Proctor Natalie Haynes @nataliehaynes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Natalie Haynes in York! 💙🏺Student tickets just £6, early bird tickets £8. Yorkshire myth fans, fiction readers, classics nerds, and Radio 4 listeners, this is your time! I’ll be at The Citadel, York City Church on June 14, with Toppings bookshop. Tickets: www.toppingbooks.co.uk/events/york/... 0194
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 14/05/2026So #TheNightOf is just a play-by-play remake of the first Criminal Justice with Ben Whishaw, then? 110
Reposted by Sam Proctor Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 09/05/2026The great irony of the Welsh success of Reform, run by millionaire ex-public schoolboys, is that one the greatest Welshmen, & founder of the NHS, warned of this “How can wealth persuade poverty to use its political freedom to keep wealth in power? Here lies whole art of Tory politics” Aneurin Bevan 462073677
Reposted by Sam Proctor weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 16/03/2026thinking about the medieval cat door in Exeter cathedral again 5361411194
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 11/03/2026www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... She spent years trying to find Flora, but (and I hope the writer was proud of this) "she never had any successful leads."bbc.co.ukSuffolk woman reunited with dog stolen in Essex eight years laterRebecca Harvey says it was an emotional moment when she was reunited with Flora. 000
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Genuine conversation between me and partner: ME: I saw a tawny owl once. He was really big. PARTNER: Yeah they are big, the owls. ME: Yes, all the different varieties of owls. [Pause] Except the Little Owls. PARTNER: ... 000
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Brilliant to see Robert Aramayo get Best Actor at the #baftas. 020
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 18/02/2026"Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone" has to be one of the bleakest lines in pop music. 000
Reposted by Sam Proctor Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Could be... @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social 2857
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 20/01/2026This started out as though it was going to be as fun as Rice Truck Saga but got somewhat darker... Glad everyone is safe in the aftermath 😌 010
Reposted by Sam Proctor Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 16/01/2026“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy 65170235058
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 30/12/2025My disembarkation from a flight returning from New Zealand was delayed, because Helen Mirren was also on the flight, and had to be ushered out past the press pack before the rest of us could get off. 000
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 09/12/2025What the hell is with all these "pup" pornbots? Are they not recognised as porny because of the stupid masks etc? 000
Reposted by Sam Proctor Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Die Hard is a Christmas movie, but not intentionally. They rented the office to film in over the Christmas break and the decorations were already up. McTiernan didn't want to have to take them down and put them back up (risking losing his deposit) so he rewrote the script to set it at Christmas. 512127
Reposted by Sam Proctor Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 26/11/2025THREAD. 3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead. We decided to call him Jim. This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022. 812892560
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 18/11/2025"Torfaen council has been approached for comment." www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comCwmbran shopping centre left in darkness after clocks changeStreet lamps only appeared to be reset to account for the nights closing in after two weeks. 000
Reposted by Sam Proctor Sarah Churchwell @sarahchurchwell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Oh hell no you did not. 414920
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I'm at the bar in the Harold Pinter Theatre and one of the bartenders has "Pause..." emblazoned across his chest. 000
Reposted by Sam Proctor womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Aphra Behn (1640-1689) English Restoration era playwright & poet who was the first Englishwoman known to earn her living by writing. A feminist forerunner, she was involed in Libertine circles, those who rejected traditional social constraints #WomensArt 043985
Reposted by Sam Proctor CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Reposting with Alt-text: 2118241085
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Possibly the least painful way of discovering this news 😅 000
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 04/10/2025The genuine instances of the passive voice in this quiz were correctly identified by me. 000
Reposted by Sam Proctor Andrea Balinson @arbalinson.bsky.social · 04/10/2025"Remember: 'passive voice' does not mean 'any instance where you let someone off the hook.'" bsky.app/profile/sesq...theweek.comGrammar quiz: Do you know the passive voice?Many people claim they revile the passive. But most have trouble identifying it correctly. 011
Reposted by Sam Proctor Felicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 03/10/2025This article manages to name her husband before it names… her. 582129533347
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Got partway down this thread and just started sobbing. For all the best reasons. 110
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Quite why I've been waiting at least 20 minutes for a bus that's supposed to run every 12, when the #Bristol service I use isn't on strike, I'm not sure. #Stagecoach 100
Sam Proctor @ononokomachi.bsky.social · 12/09/202540 minutes into Episode 1 of #TheGirlfriend and I am *completely* on Robin Wright's side. 000
Reposted by Sam Proctor Ian Duhig @ianduhig.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Francis Bacon, by John Deakin for Vogue, 1952 via Tui Sankamol 2205
Reposted by Sam Proctor Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/20244 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga 566130113299
