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@onlydorks.net
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hEDS, MILF, rSAD, MtF, POTS, R48, ADHD, 18+, NSFW 🏳️‍⚧️ ENG PNW SEA or NLD Middle Aged Idiot @vivelin.net 's future wife❤️

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Erin @onlydorks.net · 16m
Good morning world!
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Erin @onlydorks.net · 25m
I've not even gotten out of bed yet and I'm in full gremlin mode.
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 4h
Sometimes you need to choose word carefully around your reenactor friend.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 1h
The urge to poke the blep is strong but it might be shy and retreat if I do so
A photo of an elderly white and short hair cat sat on a blanket with his tongue stuck out in a blep
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 16/09/2026
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 17h
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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AutomaticGiraffe @autogiraffe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Obsessive Moon 16/100
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AutomaticGiraffe @autogiraffe.bsky.social · 16h
Clumsy Moon 22/100
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 17h
Red calcite stalactites from Arvada, Montana.
Fingers of red calcite
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Tricky ♡ @triicksyn.bsky.social · 17h
Shoutout all my bunny lovers 🩷🐰
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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 29/09/2026
NEW COMIC! I trusted you, phone! 📱 BONUS Panel link below! 👇
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 22h
Meme, showing superheroes looking at two fighter jets in the distance. The jets are indicated as "Vibe coders", while the superheroes are indicated as "Caffeine addicted autistic people". In the second panel of the meme, one superhero says to the other: "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."
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Dent @dentedhood.bsky.social · 17h
Dr. Takemi will see you now #Persona5
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 20h
robot girls once I'm done with them
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LoS Draws 🔞 @monsterfucker.bsky.social · 18h
*Cough* Ladies, the skull is judging
WIP of witches

LoSWIPs
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Fubas *comms open* @fubas.bsky.social · 18h
Reminder comms still open Reducing rates temporarily from $100 usd per full-body fully colored character to $85
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 19h
CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #15 🍄
Panel 1: Audrey and Val are facing one another on the river bank, seemingly in the late afternoon. They're wearing their last respective outfits from the previous episode. Audrey is saying "Well, you live right near the corner store, right? I was thinking, when I get off work ... I could bring over some snacks and we could watch a movie or something."

Panel 2: Val has a strained expression and starts sweating, sucking in her lips, like she is trying really hard to decide what to say.

Panel 3: Audrey holds his hands up and says "Okay, yep, no. That's definitely the NO face. Say no more!"

Panel 4: Val looks to the side with a strained, nervous expression, replying "No, no, Audrey, it's just, I don't think my apartment is ... Ready for visitors."Panel 5: Audrey tilts his head and asks "Oh? What's up with it?" as Val turns her head away from his, sweating.

Panel 6: Val says "UH," rapidly swinging her head back to face Audrey but with his eyes lagging to the side, giving her time to think.

Panel 7: Val recalls her room, which is an absolute mess, empty pizza boxes, trash bags, socks, unopened mail, miscellaneous chargers, and stains littering the floor. The mattress has no cover, the trash bin is overflowing, and there's a single sound insulating foam panel on the wall behind the computer monitor. A sound of a fly buzzing emanates through the room.

Panel 8: "Black mold," replies Val, finally looking directly at Audrey.Panel 9: Audrey suddenly leans close to Val and balls his hands with a worried expression, yelling "BLACK MOLD?? Val, you CAN'T BE LIVING THERE!!" Val leans back a bit.

Panel 10: Val gives a thumbs up and a close-eyed nervous smile, saying "No no it's okay. I like ... wear a mask."

Panel 11: Audrey has a comedically sad expression, like a toddler who got told that magic isn't real. Water eyes, tensed chin, as if about to cry.

Panel 12: Val, by contrast, just has her brow furrowed in slight annoyance, asking "What."Panel 13: Audrey, still watery-eyed, begins speaking in a baby talk voice, saying "My besht fwiend's wivving wiz bwack mowod."

Panel 14: Fisheye lens closeup of Val looking very unamused, brow still furrowed, the setting sun casting a hard shadow on half of the face. She says "Audrey. Audrey you know I hate the V-tuber baby voice."

Panel 15: Audrey raises his head and begins saying into sky, "OOWOWW DA BWACK MOWD IS" and Val interrupts him, hands together in a pleading gesture and eyes shut tight, saying "OKAY OKAY I'll call a mold specialist TODAY. And we can hang out tomorrow. No more ear terrorism."

Panel 16: With her hands still together, Val looks down towards the ground, her pupils hazy, as a bead of sweat rolls down her face. "God I am so f*cked," she thinks.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18h
Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...
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Erin @onlydorks.net · 20h
That was fun! There was a minor earthquake just now.
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Erin @onlydorks.net · 20h
I should find a reason to wear my collar
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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毒薔薇 skeb open! @dokubara.bsky.social · 22h
Morrigan
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 21h
Photo of a vintage book cover which features a man’s head looking toward the heavens, his disembodied hands and feet are where they should be, but he is missing his arms, legs, and torso. Title reads

WHERE’D THE REST OF MY
FREAKING BODY GO?
a novel by
Morene Welted
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Erin @onlydorks.net · 22h
My pierced girl dick!
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Est 🌺 @brat0verflow.girlslove.gay · 29/09/2026
awesome feed pull. what does this mean
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robo @dynamicrobo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this metroid is quite ravenous!
i wanted to give samus a puffy jacket
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Erin @onlydorks.net · 29/09/2026
I slept so badly last night
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Erin @onlydorks.net · 29/09/2026
Good night world! Be good, or don't. I'm not your mom.
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Gabby @gabbygal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's almost $600... but... DAMN! So worth it! 🥴 I'm not sure how hard it would be to hear, but I'm totally thinking "wrap me up, slip on headphones, and use me as a foot rest as I disappear into trance."
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
extremely comforting thank you Delta
airplane display image of plane in flight, it's animated crashed into the ground by mistakeA similar glitched image from different angle
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Caffichai @caffichai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gilberta without her jacket/robe has quite the gear on underneath!
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 29/09/2026
“If she wants to continue being the Starbucks mascot in the Volunteer State, she’s gonna have to volunteer showing her seajunk to someone who can confirm if and where she has a mochacloaca.”
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Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
White Nationalist Group Second Sons Gathers Near Former Kamloops Residential School Days Before Truth and Reconciliation Day www.culturealberta.com/articles/whi...
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White Nationalist Group Second Sons Gathers Near Former Kamloops Residential School Days Before Truth and Reconciliation Day | Culture Alberta
About 30 masked men associated with Second Sons Canada gathered on Tk'emlúps te Secwépemc land near the former Kamloops Indian Residential School on Sunday. The same group held its national gathering ...
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jere 🔞 @jsq012.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jill with that choker you find in the mansion.
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our first-ever prehensile-tailed porcupette is happily nibbling on a hibiscus flower, and clearly enjoying every bite. 🥰 Now she needs a name! Keepers have narrowed it down to Amora, Bristle or Bramble, and you get to choose. 💕 Vote now at PDZA.org. We’ll announce the winning name this Thursday!
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Weebs Posting Their L's Online @weebspostingls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...1996? The first time Joker said he hated Nazis? Larper larping again. 🙄
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Erin @onlydorks.net · 29/09/2026
I'm decorating my base in Dune Awakening and I added whole cuck bench to the bedroom.
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.
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Fump @fumphole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maid Servicing
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Mineral Cup & Ore Cup @mineralcup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#MinCup26 SEMI-FINALS!!! It's showdown of the soft and cubical as coppery #Cuprite and salty #Halite compete for a spot in the finals! Both are worthy, but only one can have your vote. VOTE: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re... RESULTS: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
Split photo of a translucent deep red cube of cuprite within swooping matte blue-green crystal blades and a scattering of  translucent white halite cubes in a nest of golden yellow spiky crystals.
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a sidenote, a syndicated, rave review of the Chicken Grill published in March 2000 included this bizarre aside: "This is a far cry from the humdrum, assembly line pizzas delivered in America by a kid named Todd with green hair and a spike in his tongue, who never has the correct change."
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Erin @onlydorks.net · 29/09/2026
I always sleep so much after a blood draw.
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tonnerre comics @tonnerrecomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
quote post with your most "cursed" artwork 🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Eighty Four @eightyfourart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
would nia like butt scratches #xenoblade
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チムニー @chimney1022.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mercedes and Falin
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Mush_Comics @mushroomqueen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ravenous Romance #Samus #Bridget #yuri #comic #rosalina
Bridget hears a knock at the door, she goes to answer it with a “Be right there!” And “Hellooooo” she surprised by who she sees and exclaims “Oh hey! What are you doin here?”
Rosalina waves and says “What, can’t a girl come check on her favorite coworker? I even brought some goodies to help her feel better” Bridget let’s her in and heads towards the bedroom saying “Im sure seeing a friendly face will help, let me see if she’s up for a visitor “Bridget goes to Samus’ side and asks “Hey Sammy, Rosalina. Are by to check on you. How are you feeling?” Samus, panting heavily mutters “So… hungry” Bridget replies “Oh, you want food? Just hold on and I’ll make you some soup, ok?” “WAIT” Samus grabs Bridget by the wrist and she goes tumbling backwards while exclaiming “Woah!”Bridget falls back with a *Womph* as she looks up to see Samus hovering over her, essentially pinning her down. She looks up at the panting Samus and asks”S-Sammy?” 
Samus looks down hungrily at Bridget, sighing out “This hunger… is overwhelming. If you really want to help-“
She bares her fangs and begins to drool
“Then one bite…” she begins getting closer to Bridget 
“…won’t hurt, right?” She breathes down on Bridget’s neck, making her clench the bed sheets and exclaim “Sammy…I, ah!”
Just then, Rosalina unwittingly bursts in, bag in hand. “Alright you guys, what are you getting up to in-““…here” Rosalina realizes a bit too late on what’s happening and she just walked in on. She turns a 180 with flushed cheeks as she awkwardly calls back to the lovebirds “I’ll just leave the bag by the door, you two have fun!” She quickly pulls out her phone and stays to herself “Oh my goddddddd I totally have to tell Pauline about this!!” 
Mortified, Bridget pushes the ravenous Samus away as she calls out to Rosalina “W-Wait,hold on!”
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🐍SNEGOVSKI @snegovski9623.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How to train your warrior:
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Erin @onlydorks.net · 28/09/2026
Holy fuck that was painful
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