Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 13hin the 1980's the soviet union was commonly mocked in the west as a gerantrocracy because it was managed by men in their 70's, don't hear much about that these days 0174
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 21/09/2026cat realized the water fountain is the matrix 150
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 21/09/2026how can we all get the same card on the same day? isn't that the opposite of how tarot cards work? 130
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 10/09/2026another great day on earth. fucking sucks sometimes but I guess it's better than waking up on Venus 092
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 10/09/2026it's so easy to become lost in the labyrinth of your own bullshit, feels great when something snaps you out of it 040
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 10/09/2026That sounds more realistic, not that far off from a lemon 000
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 10/09/2026Num num fruits from the num num bush, that's the fruit for me. Nam nam fruits don't grow on a bush, they grow on the trunk of a tree. Num num fruits from the num num bush; that's a lot of vitamin C, and the num num fruits, they turn to mush, unlike the fruits from the nam nam tree. 050
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 10/09/2026I forgot what they were called and was looking up recipes for "nam nam fruits" but it turns out that is a totally unrelated fruit which also exists 150
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 10/09/2026I have processed the num num fruits into num num jam. I tasted it and it tastes like vitamin C tablets. Looking it up, I saw one source that says that num num fruits are 10% ascorbic acid, but that can't possibly be right. But it tastes like cranberries mixed with oranges and lemon juice, so maybe 260
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 10/09/2026I never left. I just keep forgetting my password 030
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 24/08/2026ah yeah there's just several years where no laws can be passed, that's democracy 0160
Reposted by Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Some useful public speaking tips from Freud here. 13676051413
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/05/2026thank you! I will take this as medical advice and sue you later 120
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/05/2026what's up with them, why do I wake up with dry eyes 120
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/05/2026I just experienced sneezing for the first time: here's the situation 1220
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/05/2026I don't know how else to describe this guy's vibe except "alien researcher who materialized into an adult human body and is struggling to understand earth biology" 2314
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/05/2026everything is fucked up but you have to keep going 1235
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/05/2026the solution to real quicksand is planking and slowly crawling away. I guess in this metaphor that would be taking the L and moving on 060
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/05/2026the voice acting is amazing but it's not edgy enough 040
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/05/2026I tried to remember what the daily wire was today, but I had it confused with the daily caller, and I was actually confused with the daily beast, all of which are competing in my brain with the daily mail. Make up better names 1140
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/05/2026social media discourse works like quicksand, the more you struggle against it, the deeper into it you sink until it completely consumes you. 1110
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 16/04/2026the veep being excommunicated would be the most "veep" thing I could imagine 0181
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 31/03/2026ah to have the innocence of one who has never tasted a wild plum 100
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 31/03/2026there are many types of plums, these are not your supermarket plums 000
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 27/03/2026lowkey underrated snack: bowl of plums. really nice when chilled. great for breakfast 4280
Reposted by Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️my buddy eric @mybuddyeric.bsky.social · 26/02/2026helping my mom backup her old busted laptop and among many insane things, my favorite so far is this recipe for Onion Syrup (from Onion Syrup.PNG) 1204
Reposted by Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 11/03/2026fuck your cold ass plums 014324
Reposted by Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Some delightful bit arbitrage 128697
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 04/03/2026fake. this isn't real. we fooled you. it never happened. not this time. it wasn't real. made up by our authors. it didn't occur. not this time. wasn't real. 2211
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 03/03/2026475 grams maybe, the fish eye lens is throwing me off and I haven't been to a taco bell in years 150
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 28/01/2026the heart wants to cry "will stancil forever" but the mind remembers that he is not radicalized enough yet 2121
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 18/01/2026I apologize for previously referring to Will Stancil as "Will Stencil" 1100
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 28/10/2025the pope has been awake for 32 hours watching this game 1160
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 28/10/2025both solid choices, sounds like a good place 000