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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 10/09/2026

I forgot what they were called and was looking up recipes for "nam nam fruits" but it turns out that is a totally unrelated fruit which also exists

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 10/09/2026

I have processed the num num fruits into num num jam. I tasted it and it tastes like vitamin C tablets. Looking it up, I saw one source that says that num num fruits are 10% ascorbic acid, but that can't possibly be right. But it tastes like cranberries mixed with oranges and lemon juice, so maybe

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/05/2026

I don't know how else to describe this guy's vibe except "alien researcher who materialized into an adult human body and is struggling to understand earth biology"

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 27/03/2026

lowkey underrated snack: bowl of plums. really nice when chilled. great for breakfast

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 06/04/2025

If you are trying to pull the bad damsels at the Ren Faire you don't need chainmail, you don't need a longsword; you need to be focusing on period appropriate footware. No lace holes! No heels! No soles! Toes as pointy as possible. You need to look like you tied a wet envelope to your feet

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 06/04/2025

cutting the stale baguette at multiple oblique angles to minimize visible surface crust while maximizing french-toastability

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 04/04/2025

nobody seemed to notice this before the election (which he lost anyway) but this sentence has an extremely specific number of words for a sentence that includes "race" and "the future of" and "western civilization" weird how that keeps happening

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 12/03/2025

Tried to make a serious culinary lasagna. Accidentally made a comical Garfieldian lasagna.

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 07/12/2024

these are the two primary human emotions and all other emotions exist on a spectrum between them

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 29/11/2024

my favorite part of the holiday grocery shopping: picking out the most vulgar and offensive sweet potato in the pile

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 25/11/2024

I want the automatic cookie machine for personal use

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 25/11/2024

I couldn't wait for the kimchi to ferment all the way so I already turned it into kimchi jjigae using some leftover braised pork belly, tofu, and a pack of ramen. My sinuses have never felt so clear

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 24/11/2024

Making a very potent kimchi with dried shiitake, seaweed, fish sauce, anchovy paste, and dried whole shrimp. Day 3: fermentation is really kicking off. Burst out of containment overnight. Smells ridiculous. Very proud of my lacto bacteria #김치

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 22/11/2024

Name a show you're positive nobody remembers but you

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 21/11/2024

so is the food pyramid still sideways or what

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 21/11/2024

I made a post on Twitter and within a few hours someone had made a sticker of my post and started selling it. what even is this society

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 11/11/2024

I keep thinking about this facebook meme which shows a german shepherd attacking a seagull

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 18/08/2023

Time for everyone’s favorite mycology-themed game show that you can play from home! It’s… NAME! THAT! MUSHROOM!

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 09/08/2023

looks exactly like the jade art of the Olmec civilization

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/07/2023

I can’t post, can’t like, can’t retweet, can’t send DMs. Literally the only way I have left to communicate with people on Twitter is by adding 🆘 and 👻 emojis as reactions to messages in the cooking group chat to try to inform them that I died

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/07/2023

that rules. until you become the keeper of the patch you can wear this shirt:

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/07/2023

trying to post about a mushroom I ate on bluesky vs on twitter

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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/07/2023

Lyophyllum decastes Clustered domecap or "fried chicken mushroom" foraged 801 grams I'm going to turn this motherfucker into soup

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